English model/television personality Katie Price launched her new Jordan Haircare line today at Superdrug in London. I don’t think they used enough pink. I’ve somehow managed to not vomit. That being said, I’d like to thank the art director of this fantastic shoot. Now I finally know what Barbie would look like in real life – if she had epilepsy. Kudos.
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Texas Tranny | October 25, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I love the dress, so pretty and feminine.
Chick Crack | October 25, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Finally, a line of haircare products for trannies!
stuperstar | October 25, 2007 at 5:20 pm
blahghghga. Another fake blond with too much makeup
whoneedsenemies | October 25, 2007 at 5:21 pm
She’s got Paris’ wonk eye on loan
Jimbo | October 25, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Thaaaaat’s quite a picture on top. It’s like reverse-porn photoshopping. Just remove the stuff she’s holding in her hands, and add jizz dripping from her nose onto her lips (that’s why her mouth is that way), and off course add the big first spurt landing directly in her right eye. I’m pretty sure that’s what they started out with. In fact I think I’ve got the video clip around here somewhere….
whoneedsenemies | October 25, 2007 at 5:25 pm
She does look like a 40 year old porn star, no doubt.
eastcoastgirl | October 25, 2007 at 5:26 pm
How old is she? She’s got the under eye wrinkles. Does not make for a nice closeup.
spy | October 25, 2007 at 5:27 pm
That woman is perfect. Now that Anna Nicole Smith is dead, its Katie Price time….
Jimbo | October 25, 2007 at 5:27 pm
@5 Troll – go back to blowing your brother you worthless pile of shit.
veggi | October 25, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Jimbo, relax, we knew that wasn’t you. There are no spelling errors and it’s funny.
Riotboy | October 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Who?
mrs.t | October 25, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Fucking Brits. If a woman’s got a full set of teeth, she’s a goddam supermodel over there.
mrs.t | October 25, 2007 at 5:37 pm
And the winking is bizarre. It looks unintentional. And it looks like one of my deep south cousins did a Frost ‘N Tip on her-just wicked.
LL | October 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
This is the best I’ve seen her looking, if it’s the skank I’m thinking of. Is this the one with the show on E with her and her chav husband or whatever? That weave looks a little better than Britney’s.
BigBoneDaddy | October 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I want to cram her doo-doo hole full of my man-meat.
KamUK | October 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
PLease put this bitch DOWN or drop her even. She’s not British – she’s NOT, she’s an American pretending there is no way we can claim this monstrosity.
FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Burn!
Frick | October 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Yipes, what an ugly bitch. I wish she’d go stick that hair dryer up her ass…in the tub.
FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Yikes @ 15
Anyone else just sick of this day?!?!? I’m ready for a Long Island. A nice big fat eight dollar Long Island
Anybody have eight dollars I can borrow?
MindRiot | October 25, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Yuck.
kpol | October 25, 2007 at 5:47 pm
It looks as though she’s being electrocuted by the fine products she’s hawking. It would explain the twitching and why her hair looks like some shoved a Van der Graaff generator up her ass.
Taylor | October 25, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Tired
blpressure | October 25, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I always thought she was ugly, got famous for her tits not her face. You only see her now because she married a gay Greek/Australian man who also got famous for his body. Now her younger sister is hot if you’ve ever seen her.
blpressure | October 25, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Fish, if you’re going to put British chicks on the site give us Cheryl Tweedy/Cole. She’s gorgeous, the only thing she has in common with Katie Price is she too became a beard and married a gay man.
Feckless | October 25, 2007 at 5:58 pm
@16 YES she’s British and Michael Jackson is a black man. Quit trying to foist your undesirables on us. We have enough problems.
raveqqq | October 25, 2007 at 5:58 pm
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2289688
Texas Tranny | October 25, 2007 at 6:00 pm
#21 – I tried that once. All I can tell you is that it’s a good test of your ability to relax and take deep breaths.
Missystar | October 25, 2007 at 6:02 pm
She looks like the old lady from There’s Something About Mary.
Myrlte Beach | October 25, 2007 at 6:02 pm
creepy!
whoneedsenemies | October 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Is she promoting the new Dallas movie?
grobpilot | October 25, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Well, at least she’s got great, big tits. I know, that’s very superficial of me but, that’s why we’re all here.
Feckless | October 25, 2007 at 6:30 pm
You know if she actually turned either of those appliances on, her recycled rope wig would go up like Malilbu.
beesknees | October 25, 2007 at 6:35 pm
How is this person considered hot? She looks like Pamela Anderson’s older cousin. These days, that’s not a good thing.
Erka | October 25, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Woahh, that doesnt even look like her
Erka | October 25, 2007 at 6:41 pm
p.s. thats one retarded ass tattoo on her ankle
Jimbo is a gayboy bender. | October 25, 2007 at 7:17 pm
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
penis | October 25, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I wonder how big his penis is. It looks like he’s really got it taped back. Ouch.
s0fa | October 25, 2007 at 7:36 pm
uhhh….old hag?
kpol | October 25, 2007 at 7:52 pm
#27- LMAO – All I can say is shocking.
Miss Anthrope | October 25, 2007 at 7:56 pm
This twit proves that no matter how 4th rate and nondescript you may in fact be, as long as you have a big rack you will go far in life.
I suggest that all of the young women reading this should:
immediately abandon all plans for college
find an awesome plastic surgeon
spend college money on oversized, blatantly obvious implants
bleach your hair to get that dry, frazzled, straw like texture
Move to that God forsaken shit hole (aka Hollywood)
Wait for reality show, product endorsements, etc to start rolling your way
If that doesn’t pan out, wait for some (rich) horny old man to take interest in your personality (ie, big tits). Get married.
Either way, you end up with a lot of cash without having to work that hard.
Me | October 25, 2007 at 7:56 pm
chipped nails and funky teeth. that’s so hot
jacknasty | October 25, 2007 at 9:36 pm
man I hate Jordan. When I was in England you couldnt buy food or take the tube without seeing her ugly skank ass
Mike | October 25, 2007 at 10:02 pm
I love when boobs are so huge that they get pushed back towards the armpits when they’re in tight clothes. I don’t care what she looks like, those boobs are hot.
Pablo Escobar | October 25, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Hello, I no speake de English so well so I am not being able to read the story. By the picture I guessing they dig up dead hooker to make her advertise the shitty product, am I having this right ?
justtheobvious | October 25, 2007 at 11:20 pm
too much makeup, i bet she is ugly as crap without it. Looks like the New Tammy Faye Baker – reincarnated.
Jerri | October 25, 2007 at 11:26 pm
bleach out hair
3lb makeup
boob job
little tan
thye all kinda look related..like
Christina’s A. twin sister?
D. RIchards | October 25, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Holy-fucking-good-god Holy Ghost! What is that thing? She looks like one of the wives from Goodfellas. I’d laugh if she accidently burned her eyebrows off with that dryer!
Makemepuke | October 25, 2007 at 11:40 pm
huh ?
Mike | October 26, 2007 at 12:23 am
Ok first time posting on here but what in the hell happened?? This is the same Jordan from before??? Damn she got ugly…
funkycrime | October 26, 2007 at 1:36 am
Nope..just, nope.