Katie Price is goddamn ridiculous

September 4th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Katie “Jordan” Price went to Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum last night wearing a see-through dress and what appear to be Granny panties. If that’s not erotic to you guys, then I need to stop huffing glue at my desk. Anyway, I also included shots of her new clothing line launch: KP Equestrian. I’m not even fazed by her outfit but I’m trying to figure out who the hell handed Katie Price money to design clothing for slutty equestrians? Frankly, I wasn’t aware there’s a large population of promiscuous female jockeys out there, but on that note, I need to see a man about a horse. I mean, a lady. A lady.


  1. granny panties are hot

    Http://www.beerngolf.com

  2. rough daddy

    hahaha,,,great superfish, youll see a lot of comments on here,,,youd think they were sniffing glue at their desk,,,btw those brittish imports are annoying!

  3. boredom

    do I hear Donkey Show, I mean horse show?

  4. Deacon Jones

    Man, I’m a fucking perv and I STILL cant find this woman sexy…..
    fucking limeys

  5. sla

    That poor horse needs a new manager.

    And unless you are six years old, posing for Playboy or dressing for sex, knee socks and pink heels are never appropriate.

  6. Gross! She looks like an old beat up catcher’s mitt.
    Nice body though

  7. Dr. John Blackheart

    she’s on her period, and she is wearing a towel as a tampon.

  8. Deb

    How are they granny panties? What, all women have to wear dental floss as panties?

  9. Dr. John Blackheart

    I bet they used the horse to fuck her afterwords its the only thing that gets her off, horse fucking.

  10. Sam

    This is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as saying Sarah Palin has important executive experience. Did you know that in Alaska, as a “state” that’s actually a territory controlled and subsidized by the oil industry, there’s no state income tax? In fact, residents get a yearly “dividend” check from the Alaska Permanent Fund (kickback money from the oil companies). So, yeah, she’s highly qualified except when it comes to the minor category of how to handle TAXES. (btw, she implemented a windfall tax on oil profits and supports laws to restrict oil speculation, so Ted Kennedy must be her idol)

  11. andy7171

    Her “granny panties” are giving me a tent pole!

  12. lulu

    HAHAHA, she has NO ASS!!!

  13. devilsrain

    dear sam (12) Nobody cares what you have to say & you’re a fucking idiot.

  14. Rick

    She’s got such a nasty face, but it might look ok as she takes her last breath with those granny panties twisted so tightly around her neck as I fuck her with a broomstick.

  15. Barak Obama

    Whats wrong Sam? Is your messiah affraid of a hocky mom from Alaska? I love the way she totaly punked his ass out last night. She has more experiance than he could ever hope for. He is a fraud and everyone with a brain knows it. Too bad we can’t make her the President and McCain the VP.

  16. lololo

    her face reminds me of a dog’s ass

  17. Barak Obama

    For Palin vs Obama info go here:

    http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/

    unless you are over 40, knee high socks are always appropriate.

  18. cyelsm

    who is she ?

  19. e

    That poor horse…he must be so humiliated. Maybe I’d recognize this girl if she’d chip that month-old mascara off her face. I bet you can hear her blinking a mile away.

  20. xBoondockSaints

    @14: you are so correct. If only she would take some of her tits and stuff em in those ass cheeks.haha

  21. Andrea

    Palin and the Republicans have spent the entire convention in a time warp, railing against “liberal Washington.” For 6 of the last 8 years, Republicans had the Presidency, both houses of Congress, the majority of state governorships, and the majority on the Supreme Court as well as federal judges across the country. They’re rallying for a revolution against…themselves. The voters aren’t as demented as McCain. They’re worried about their jobs and the economy and all they see on TV is a bunch of fanatical white folks pretending they didn’t rule the country and there hasn’t been a 2-term Republican President. Speaking of which, it’s shameful how they’ve treated Bush – one 8-minute speech by satellite TV, and then, what, maybe his name has been mentioned a total of 5 times (has anybody even mentioned Cheney once?). At least the holy rollers (like Palin) could mention, once, that Bush has never backed down from his public embrace of Christianity as his guiding influence in life. What a bunch of Judases.

  22. who cares

    @23 – take your idiotic diatribe to a political mb. Apparently you mistook this audience for a group of people who actually care what your think about politics. Thanks

  23. UK_Matt

    Just a portable gag real.

  24. UK_Matt

    Just a portable gag real.

  25. ToTellTheTruth

    The horses ass is bigger than HERS….

  26. verbatim

    Anorexic, tanorexic, fugly, vile, ridiculous. And that’s the nicer side of what I could say about her. The sad fact is, there are thousands of morons are already lining up to buy whatever dire product she puts her name to.

  27. pistolita

    i feel sorry for this woman. i think, though, that if she didn’t pile on all the make-up and fake tan herself into a burnt orange, she’d have a pretty face.

  28. Large Animal Vet

    That’s so mean, dressing a horse like an idiot is so embarrassing to the horse. I hope the pony bites her. If she tries to ride the pony with those heels on, he’s going to buck her right to the Emergency Hospital where she belongs. Katie needs to go to a Neurologist ASAP since she must be sick in head to dress a Real Horse all in Pink, along with Pink nail polish, like some kind of a Plastic Barbie Pony.

  29. Vince Lombardi

    RE pic 7 – who shaved Jeff Goldblum’s head and made him walk next to this broad? What? Did he lose a bet??

  30. Vince Lombardi

    RE the horsie pics – “Help me, Wilburrrrrr!”

  31. Ted from LA

    I can’t believe she sucked the horn off that unicorn. Poor fucker. Where’s PETA?

  32. ktb

    She’s launching a new line of clothing, and that’s what she pulls out?
    CHEAP!
    I can’t believe that horse’s hooves were painted pink for this shit.

  33. Not That Guy

    God, look at that long, hairy face. And those nasty, shit-covered hoofs.
    .
    Oh, hey, there’s a horse in the picture too! Cool!

  34. Dace

    Geez! I must be really old – I remember when that hairstyle was fashionable. Please don’t reveal my sectret

  35. Randal

    Still looking as beautiful as the first day we met there Katie. Love the hot pink outfit as it certainly matches your lipstick, perfect for blowing soft kisses around.

    Finished reading your book and I must say, you have a way with words. It’s nice to know there are intelligent women in the world that are as beautiful, if not almost as beautiful, as you.

    Randal

  36. Ash

    So basically the line consists of tee shirts and sweatpants? What’s so special and “equestrian” about that? Not even boots or breeches?

    What a dumbass.

  37. Jorda

    First off….crazy political talkers…take your commentaries to a political board. Nobody gives two shits about you here. One the Katie note: I have ridden horses on and off for over 20 years and not once have I ever seen or worn anything resembling her line of “equestrian” wear. Short shorts…wtf your thighs and ass would be chaffed raw and the pink horse blanket, I’d be laughed out of the barn!! Go back to what your good at sweetie, flashing those fake jugs!!

  38. kristal

    Whatever losers! Shes way hotter than Paris or Britney ..love her hair and the pink outfit! Such a Sexy Bitch xoxo ..Love her

  39. Big Mac

    Yea she is strangely appeaing to me. But who is Randal and why does he write letters to the subject as if they are reading it…bizarre.

  40. I bet she smells like foundation

  41. Why can’t she just Go Away? Even a break of just a few years would be so pleasant. Tiresome tawdry old slut.

  42. Kay

    Ooh but cute shoes on the lassie jockey though.

  43. SHE’S INCONTINENT, bet!!

  44. Good god. How about Katie get some more plastic surgery…

  45. Laura

    #41:

    I can tell you are such a slutty ho. Only a dirty slutty ho would have an opinion as dumb as that one. This is your idea of attractive?! SHE IS AN OLD WASHED UP, ATTENTION-SEEKING WHORE. I bet u wish u were just like her. Well go for it kid. One day if you’re lucky you may become half as big of a waste of space as her. You obviously didn’t have anyone tell u they loved you very much when you were little. So sad. Now fuck off u whiny little twerp. We r all dumber having listened to your retarded entry.

    <3 Laura

  46. Jenn

    Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that Jordan has a messed up lower body. Her ass and shape is just odd.

  47. Jenn

    Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that Jordan has a messed up lower body. Her ass and shape is just odd.

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