Katie “Jordan” Price went to Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum last night wearing a see-through dress and what appear to be Granny panties. If that’s not erotic to you guys, then I need to stop huffing glue at my desk. Anyway, I also included shots of her new clothing line launch: KP Equestrian. I’m not even fazed by her outfit but I’m trying to figure out who the hell handed Katie Price money to design clothing for slutty equestrians? Frankly, I wasn’t aware there’s a large population of promiscuous female jockeys out there, but on that note, I need to see a man about a horse. I mean, a lady. A lady.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
le | September 4, 2008 at 11:18 am
FIRST
le | September 4, 2008 at 11:18 am
FIRST
jared | September 4, 2008 at 11:18 am
granny panties are hot
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rough daddy | September 4, 2008 at 11:20 am
hahaha,,,great superfish, youll see a lot of comments on here,,,youd think they were sniffing glue at their desk,,,btw those brittish imports are annoying!
boredom | September 4, 2008 at 11:21 am
do I hear Donkey Show, I mean horse show?
Deacon Jones | September 4, 2008 at 11:35 am
Man, I’m a fucking perv and I STILL cant find this woman sexy…..
fucking limeys
sla | September 4, 2008 at 11:39 am
That poor horse needs a new manager.
And unless you are six years old, posing for Playboy or dressing for sex, knee socks and pink heels are never appropriate.
poobah | September 4, 2008 at 11:47 am
Gross! She looks like an old beat up catcher’s mitt.
Nice body though
Dr. John Blackheart | September 4, 2008 at 11:54 am
she’s on her period, and she is wearing a towel as a tampon.
Deb | September 4, 2008 at 11:55 am
How are they granny panties? What, all women have to wear dental floss as panties?
Dr. John Blackheart | September 4, 2008 at 11:57 am
I bet they used the horse to fuck her afterwords its the only thing that gets her off, horse fucking.
Sam | September 4, 2008 at 11:58 am
This is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as saying Sarah Palin has important executive experience. Did you know that in Alaska, as a “state” that’s actually a territory controlled and subsidized by the oil industry, there’s no state income tax? In fact, residents get a yearly “dividend” check from the Alaska Permanent Fund (kickback money from the oil companies). So, yeah, she’s highly qualified except when it comes to the minor category of how to handle TAXES. (btw, she implemented a windfall tax on oil profits and supports laws to restrict oil speculation, so Ted Kennedy must be her idol)
andy7171 | September 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Her “granny panties” are giving me a tent pole!
lulu | September 4, 2008 at 12:10 pm
HAHAHA, she has NO ASS!!!
devilsrain | September 4, 2008 at 12:14 pm
dear sam (12) Nobody cares what you have to say & you’re a fucking idiot.
Rick | September 4, 2008 at 12:15 pm
She’s got such a nasty face, but it might look ok as she takes her last breath with those granny panties twisted so tightly around her neck as I fuck her with a broomstick.
Barak Obama | September 4, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Whats wrong Sam? Is your messiah affraid of a hocky mom from Alaska? I love the way she totaly punked his ass out last night. She has more experiance than he could ever hope for. He is a fraud and everyone with a brain knows it. Too bad we can’t make her the President and McCain the VP.
lololo | September 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm
her face reminds me of a dog’s ass
Barak Obama | September 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm
For Palin vs Obama info go here:
http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/
unless you are over 40, knee high socks are always appropriate.
cyelsm | September 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
who is she ?
e | September 4, 2008 at 12:28 pm
That poor horse…he must be so humiliated. Maybe I’d recognize this girl if she’d chip that month-old mascara off her face. I bet you can hear her blinking a mile away.
xBoondockSaints | September 4, 2008 at 12:31 pm
@14: you are so correct. If only she would take some of her tits and stuff em in those ass cheeks.haha
Andrea | September 4, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Palin and the Republicans have spent the entire convention in a time warp, railing against “liberal Washington.” For 6 of the last 8 years, Republicans had the Presidency, both houses of Congress, the majority of state governorships, and the majority on the Supreme Court as well as federal judges across the country. They’re rallying for a revolution against…themselves. The voters aren’t as demented as McCain. They’re worried about their jobs and the economy and all they see on TV is a bunch of fanatical white folks pretending they didn’t rule the country and there hasn’t been a 2-term Republican President. Speaking of which, it’s shameful how they’ve treated Bush – one 8-minute speech by satellite TV, and then, what, maybe his name has been mentioned a total of 5 times (has anybody even mentioned Cheney once?). At least the holy rollers (like Palin) could mention, once, that Bush has never backed down from his public embrace of Christianity as his guiding influence in life. What a bunch of Judases.
Ron | September 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Palin’s got my vote! Check this out -
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/09/palinbikinigun.jpg
who cares | September 4, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@23 – take your idiotic diatribe to a political mb. Apparently you mistook this audience for a group of people who actually care what your think about politics. Thanks
UK_Matt | September 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Just a portable gag real.
UK_Matt | September 4, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Just a portable gag real.
ToTellTheTruth | September 4, 2008 at 12:50 pm
The horses ass is bigger than HERS….
verbatim | September 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Anorexic, tanorexic, fugly, vile, ridiculous. And that’s the nicer side of what I could say about her. The sad fact is, there are thousands of morons are already lining up to buy whatever dire product she puts her name to.
pistolita | September 4, 2008 at 1:22 pm
i feel sorry for this woman. i think, though, that if she didn’t pile on all the make-up and fake tan herself into a burnt orange, she’d have a pretty face.
Large Animal Vet | September 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm
That’s so mean, dressing a horse like an idiot is so embarrassing to the horse. I hope the pony bites her. If she tries to ride the pony with those heels on, he’s going to buck her right to the Emergency Hospital where she belongs. Katie needs to go to a Neurologist ASAP since she must be sick in head to dress a Real Horse all in Pink, along with Pink nail polish, like some kind of a Plastic Barbie Pony.
Vince Lombardi | September 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm
RE pic 7 – who shaved Jeff Goldblum’s head and made him walk next to this broad? What? Did he lose a bet??
Vince Lombardi | September 4, 2008 at 1:37 pm
RE the horsie pics – “Help me, Wilburrrrrr!”
Ted from LA | September 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I can’t believe she sucked the horn off that unicorn. Poor fucker. Where’s PETA?
ktb | September 4, 2008 at 1:53 pm
She’s launching a new line of clothing, and that’s what she pulls out?
CHEAP!
I can’t believe that horse’s hooves were painted pink for this shit.
Not That Guy | September 4, 2008 at 2:30 pm
God, look at that long, hairy face. And those nasty, shit-covered hoofs.
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Oh, hey, there’s a horse in the picture too! Cool!
Dace | September 4, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Geez! I must be really old – I remember when that hairstyle was fashionable. Please don’t reveal my sectret
Randal | September 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Still looking as beautiful as the first day we met there Katie. Love the hot pink outfit as it certainly matches your lipstick, perfect for blowing soft kisses around.
Finished reading your book and I must say, you have a way with words. It’s nice to know there are intelligent women in the world that are as beautiful, if not almost as beautiful, as you.
Randal
Ash | September 4, 2008 at 7:25 pm
So basically the line consists of tee shirts and sweatpants? What’s so special and “equestrian” about that? Not even boots or breeches?
What a dumbass.
Jorda | September 4, 2008 at 8:48 pm
First off….crazy political talkers…take your commentaries to a political board. Nobody gives two shits about you here. One the Katie note: I have ridden horses on and off for over 20 years and not once have I ever seen or worn anything resembling her line of “equestrian” wear. Short shorts…wtf your thighs and ass would be chaffed raw and the pink horse blanket, I’d be laughed out of the barn!! Go back to what your good at sweetie, flashing those fake jugs!!
kristal | September 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Whatever losers! Shes way hotter than Paris or Britney ..love her hair and the pink outfit! Such a Sexy Bitch xoxo ..Love her
Big Mac | September 4, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Yea she is strangely appeaing to me. But who is Randal and why does he write letters to the subject as if they are reading it…bizarre.
| September 5, 2008 at 12:31 am
I bet she smells like foundation
Amber Dextrose | September 5, 2008 at 7:08 am
Why can’t she just Go Away? Even a break of just a few years would be so pleasant. Tiresome tawdry old slut.
Kay | September 5, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Ooh but cute shoes on the lassie jockey though.
gerard Vandenberg | September 5, 2008 at 1:48 pm
SHE’S INCONTINENT, bet!!
Famous Plastic | September 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Good god. How about Katie get some more plastic surgery…
Laura | September 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm
#41:
I can tell you are such a slutty ho. Only a dirty slutty ho would have an opinion as dumb as that one. This is your idea of attractive?! SHE IS AN OLD WASHED UP, ATTENTION-SEEKING WHORE. I bet u wish u were just like her. Well go for it kid. One day if you’re lucky you may become half as big of a waste of space as her. You obviously didn’t have anyone tell u they loved you very much when you were little. So sad. Now fuck off u whiny little twerp. We r all dumber having listened to your retarded entry.
<3 Laura
Jenn | September 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that Jordan has a messed up lower body. Her ass and shape is just odd.
Jenn | September 5, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that Jordan has a messed up lower body. Her ass and shape is just odd.