Katie Price is CHEETARA: The skankiest Thundercat

April 23rd, 2008 // 59 Comments

I have no idea what in the hell Katie Price is wearing, but I’m pretty sure this counts as an official act of terror. Alright, folks, we knew this day would come: The British finally want payback for that whole Revolutionary War business. (You know, when Darth Vader told Luke he was his father.) Somebody get Britney Spears onto a helicopter. I want her flashing her cooter on top of Big Ben by 0800. This shit just got a whole lot more fannier.

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Comments (59)

  1. j | April 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    first

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  2. jimmyjohn | April 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    First bitches

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  3. Ang | April 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I bet she didn’t have to buy yeast.

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  4. sara | April 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    why hello kitty cat.

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  5. therusskie | April 23, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Is it wrong that I still think she looks absolutely awesome? It is, isn’t it?

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  6. mamadough | April 23, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    you know who sucked balls on thundercats? that fucking snarf….

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  7. Katie | April 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    “Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas!”

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  8. god | April 23, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. slugabed | April 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Now that’s a Thundercat ho!

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  10. aury | April 23, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    yarg. that’s just tacky.

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  11. Karisha | April 23, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    So you know how when you go to a store or look at some fashion and you ask yourself “who in the hell would even buy that?!” well I now you know….I you know! I do like her jacket though, just not with that outfit.

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  12. Karisha | April 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Sorry ment to say was “now you know!” ….sorry its been a long day and seeing that outfit just makes me see spots infront of my eyes…heh get it? LOL

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  13. FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Why did britnet dye her hair black. Is she fucking pregnant again??? Are those Huggies in that bag??

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  14. UNCLE NED | April 23, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    WOW – this chick NEEDS her make-up, she’d absolutely deadly without it.

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  15. Lexi | April 23, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    She really has no ass

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  16. Tapeworm | April 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Stupid whore is as stupid whore does.

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  17. julie | April 23, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    what.the.fuck.

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  18. strange guy near your car | April 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    mmmm…FRISTY FRISTY…lick lick lick…mmmm….nummy-num…

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  19. TheMunger | April 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Dude. One big difference. I would do Katie Price. I would NOT touch Britney for fear of losing my wanker.

    And yes, Snarf was the precursor to Jar Jar. I think Lucas was so desperate looking for another trilogy to rip off to setup the precursors to Star Wars, that any ol’ Snarf would do for a character.

    When’s the Thundercat real-life movie coming out?

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  20. FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    #18 what the crap??

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  21. Huh??? | April 23, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    #19 what the hell are you talking about? That was a rhetorical question, Don’t answer that, nerd.

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  22. Ed Hardy | April 23, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    You can’t be a true hollywoood doucebag without my clothes. Buy now fucking stupid sheep.

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  23. Jumpin_J | April 23, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Wow, what a difference make up, well, makes. I never thought I’d see the day Katie / Jordan looked like Iggy Pop. But in her defence, I said it before, I’ll say it again… YAAAAY BOOOOBIES!!!!

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  24. G | April 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    extraterrestrial outfit!

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  25. babyone | April 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Pairs is a hottie. Just saw her personals ID on ****W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

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  26. JohnnE | April 23, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    FUCK WHAT A SKANK, no idea who she is but she is one ugly broad.

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  27. alisa | April 23, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    shes hot you people are crazy

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  28. Mummra | April 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    What a nasty skank. Thanks a lot. Now I’ll never be able to masterbate to the Thundercats again. HO!!

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  29. Googlybits | April 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    starvation is not sexy!

    Ew. And definitely not with that getup.

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  30. Sara | April 23, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    ACK! Jesus Fuck, what the hell is that thing?!?!

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  31. will | April 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    @25

    OK um…who or what the fuck is “pairs”?

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  32. Sara | April 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    …and she reminds me of Steven Tyler in some odd way

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  33. Dorito Man | April 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Prince has kind of girly hips doesn’t he.

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  34. Tiffabee | April 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    This women needs to EAT A CHEESEBURGER!

    tiffabee.wordpress.com

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  35. Erica | April 23, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    What the mother fucking shit..

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  36. cora white | April 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    She is famous on a tall celb site ,there are many fans of her ,sems it is named:” Tallconnect.c o m “, what for all tall people and tall admirers.

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  37. someone | April 23, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    eww her thighs are ok but she has a majorly huge waist that make me want to puke, yuck how can she walk out with a body like that i maen seriously whats with all these fattys lately. dont they kno how fat they are or maybe they jsut dont care

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  38. Bishop | April 23, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    Katie needs to take some of that fake boobage and adds some to her twig legs. Now if you’re excuse me, I have to projectile vomit.

    Bishop
    http://www.alphaunleashed.com

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  39. Spazz | April 23, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Are these pics taken at a Bon Jovi concert?
    Ack.

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  40. me | April 23, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    she just looks really classy – i’ll recommend my girlfriend to wear something like that to prom

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  41. Famous Plastic | April 24, 2008 at 1:15 am

    Katie Price is fashion savvy and smart…and she has her pants on backwards…

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  42. harry | April 24, 2008 at 2:04 am

    What did she wear??????????? It is so awesome. Now she is a hot member of a dating site called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.

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  43. Jill | April 24, 2008 at 3:16 am

    OMG it’s an “Ali Lohan separated at birth”

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  44. spungehead | April 24, 2008 at 4:02 am

    She can look pretty good in some instances, but looks like a tranny in that shot…..you sure that’s not Howard Stern???

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  45. Exo | April 24, 2008 at 5:26 am

    Where is the butt?
    She had one earlier, didnt she?
    I remember a photoshoot in an FHM mag like 4-years ago,
    and I strongly recall a butt being involved.

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  46. Oh, hell! | April 24, 2008 at 6:26 am

    Dear therusskie,

    Yes. Yes, it is, on every on conceivable level. :)

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  47. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 24, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Some old Jewish lady in Florida is missing her favorite outfit.

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  48. krystina | April 24, 2008 at 10:11 am

    She’s got a bit of man face going on. Something not right in the jaw area.

    But since the body suit is so tight, you can tell she’s not packin’ meat.

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  49. Kingsley Amis | April 24, 2008 at 10:49 am

    I read she bought out the entire supply of vinegar and water, and most of the Liquid Plumber.

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  50. Sam_On_Ella | April 24, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Animal control was called to an area a grocery store this week when store clerks noticed what they believed to be an emaciated Cheetah walking aimlessly through the aisles, “spraying” store displays as if attempting to mark it’s territory. Upon arrival, animal control officials realized the rogue cat was actually British glamour model Katie “Jordan” Price. Ms. Price explained that the mysterious “spraying” was an involuntary discharge, related to what she described only as a “personal condition.”

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