Katie Price is CHEETARA: The skankiest Thundercat

April 23rd, 2008 // 59 Comments

I have no idea what in the hell Katie Price is wearing, but I’m pretty sure this counts as an official act of terror. Alright, folks, we knew this day would come: The British finally want payback for that whole Revolutionary War business. (You know, when Darth Vader told Luke he was his father.) Somebody get Britney Spears onto a helicopter. I want her flashing her cooter on top of Big Ben by 0800. This shit just got a whole lot more fannier.

Photos: Splash News

  1. jimmyjohn

    First bitches

  2. Ang

    I bet she didn’t have to buy yeast.

  3. sara

    why hello kitty cat.

  4. therusskie

    Is it wrong that I still think she looks absolutely awesome? It is, isn’t it?

  5. mamadough

    you know who sucked balls on thundercats? that fucking snarf….

  6. Katie

    “Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas!”

  7. god

    FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. slugabed

    Now that’s a Thundercat ho!

  9. aury

    yarg. that’s just tacky.

  10. Karisha

    So you know how when you go to a store or look at some fashion and you ask yourself “who in the hell would even buy that?!” well I now you know….I you know! I do like her jacket though, just not with that outfit.

  11. Karisha

    Sorry ment to say was “now you know!” ….sorry its been a long day and seeing that outfit just makes me see spots infront of my eyes…heh get it? LOL

  12. Why did britnet dye her hair black. Is she fucking pregnant again??? Are those Huggies in that bag??

  13. UNCLE NED

    WOW – this chick NEEDS her make-up, she’d absolutely deadly without it.

  14. Lexi

    She really has no ass

  15. Tapeworm

    Stupid whore is as stupid whore does.

  16. julie

    what.the.fuck.

  17. strange guy near your car

    mmmm…FRISTY FRISTY…lick lick lick…mmmm….nummy-num…

  18. TheMunger

    Dude. One big difference. I would do Katie Price. I would NOT touch Britney for fear of losing my wanker.

    And yes, Snarf was the precursor to Jar Jar. I think Lucas was so desperate looking for another trilogy to rip off to setup the precursors to Star Wars, that any ol’ Snarf would do for a character.

    When’s the Thundercat real-life movie coming out?

  19. #18 what the crap??

  20. Huh???

    #19 what the hell are you talking about? That was a rhetorical question, Don’t answer that, nerd.

  21. Ed Hardy

    You can’t be a true hollywoood doucebag without my clothes. Buy now fucking stupid sheep.

  22. Jumpin_J

    Wow, what a difference make up, well, makes. I never thought I’d see the day Katie / Jordan looked like Iggy Pop. But in her defence, I said it before, I’ll say it again… YAAAAY BOOOOBIES!!!!

  23. G

    extraterrestrial outfit!

  24. babyone

    Pairs is a hottie. Just saw her personals ID on ****W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

  25. JohnnE

    FUCK WHAT A SKANK, no idea who she is but she is one ugly broad.

  26. alisa

    shes hot you people are crazy

  27. Mummra

    What a nasty skank. Thanks a lot. Now I’ll never be able to masterbate to the Thundercats again. HO!!

  28. Googlybits

    starvation is not sexy!

    Ew. And definitely not with that getup.

  29. Sara

    ACK! Jesus Fuck, what the hell is that thing?!?!

  30. will

    @25

    OK um…who or what the fuck is “pairs”?

  31. Sara

    …and she reminds me of Steven Tyler in some odd way

  32. Dorito Man

    Prince has kind of girly hips doesn’t he.

  33. This women needs to EAT A CHEESEBURGER!

    tiffabee.wordpress.com

  34. Erica

    What the mother fucking shit..

  35. cora white

    She is famous on a tall celb site ,there are many fans of her ,sems it is named:” Tallconnect.c o m “, what for all tall people and tall admirers.

  36. someone

    eww her thighs are ok but she has a majorly huge waist that make me want to puke, yuck how can she walk out with a body like that i maen seriously whats with all these fattys lately. dont they kno how fat they are or maybe they jsut dont care

  37. Katie needs to take some of that fake boobage and adds some to her twig legs. Now if you’re excuse me, I have to projectile vomit.

    Bishop
    http://www.alphaunleashed.com

  38. Spazz

    Are these pics taken at a Bon Jovi concert?
    Ack.

  39. me

    she just looks really classy – i’ll recommend my girlfriend to wear something like that to prom

  40. Katie Price is fashion savvy and smart…and she has her pants on backwards…

  41. harry

    What did she wear??????????? It is so awesome. Now she is a hot member of a dating site called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.

  42. Jill

    OMG it’s an “Ali Lohan separated at birth”

  43. spungehead

    She can look pretty good in some instances, but looks like a tranny in that shot…..you sure that’s not Howard Stern???

  44. Exo

    Where is the butt?
    She had one earlier, didnt she?
    I remember a photoshoot in an FHM mag like 4-years ago,
    and I strongly recall a butt being involved.

  45. Oh, hell!

    Dear therusskie,

    Yes. Yes, it is, on every on conceivable level. :)

  46. Some old Jewish lady in Florida is missing her favorite outfit.

  47. krystina

    She’s got a bit of man face going on. Something not right in the jaw area.

    But since the body suit is so tight, you can tell she’s not packin’ meat.

  48. Kingsley Amis

    I read she bought out the entire supply of vinegar and water, and most of the Liquid Plumber.

  49. Sam_On_Ella

    Animal control was called to an area a grocery store this week when store clerks noticed what they believed to be an emaciated Cheetah walking aimlessly through the aisles, “spraying” store displays as if attempting to mark it’s territory. Upon arrival, animal control officials realized the rogue cat was actually British glamour model Katie “Jordan” Price. Ms. Price explained that the mysterious “spraying” was an involuntary discharge, related to what she described only as a “personal condition.”

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