Katie Price models linge- WHAT IS THAT?!

March 5th, 2008 // 234 Comments

Katie “Jordan” Price (center) modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. She thought it’d be a great idea to invite six of her “everyday” fans to help model the undergarments. Unfortunately, one of her fans happened to be a hairless gorilla in a wig. Hold on, that’s a woman? Why would God create such a beast? It’s because I, you know, do stuff at night, isn’t it? Whoops. My bad, everybody. Sorry!

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  1. Juaqin Ingles

    #197, I wouldn’t say great, but the baby spice one and that other one have decent bodies. But the others… it’s not just an asthetic thing, people… it’s a public nuisance to be that large. Taking up entire hallways, populating the ICU units of hosptials because they’ve eaten themselves into some malignant condition.

    Health care and the food industries: jobs of the past, present and future.

  2. x

    i hate this “real women” shit. real women arent obese, hey im naturally really skinny so what im not a “real” woman now wtf

  3. BadGurl

    Forget the fat comments. Has anyone else noticed the single black chick in the middle? Oh wait… that’s Jordan. Wow.

  4. No U

    #67 The dictionary wasn’t meant to go inside you, try reading it next time.

  5. makes me feel good yea??

    wow i love this, makes me feel like a skinny bitch – jordan is so mean for doing that, technically i hang round with chubby ppl to make me feel better, but reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeli fat ppl smell funny, and i so cant hack weird smells……. oooooooooooh bitchin

  6. idfs

    bitch is ugly

  7. 420

    My God, she’s completely orange.

  8. I think she is a BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL girl, especially knowing how
    today’s world thinKs of overwight people.

    I’m unsubscribing from this newsletter because of the low uncareing and
    mean -hearted person who can write something like that.

    SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU

  9. Alicia

    Wow, Fish, you’re a total fucking douchebag piece of shit. Seriously.

    I really don’t get you people. Do you post mean shit, say awful things about a total stranger and then go about your day feeling really good about yourselves because of how “clever” you are? Who in their right mind does that immature bullshit anymore? Do you do that to random people on the street, or at your jobs, or in your families? Bunch of stupid pricks.

    It is gratifying to know that you’ll all be haggard, chunky, saggy old fucks one day. The ones passing judgment are usually the ugliest bastards anyway.

  10. Rebecca

    I couldn’t figure out which one was the gorilla. When I zoomed in, Katie Price looked the most like a gorilla. (ITA that the belly button is freaky… and simian looking)

    On an unrelated note, it’s probably nice for all those large-breasted women to be in bras that are the right size.

  11. Laura

    the people posting on here negative comments are: sad, probably need to get a job/life/partner/plastic surgery because they are the ones most insecure with their own looks. Reading a blog like this has almost made me not want to persue my own modellingcareer anymore. ALMOST.
    You sad pathetic losers, get a life, if katie read this blog and took to heart all the things you lot said about her she wouldnt be where she is now, but she doesnt care but she knows she beautiful, as does Emma (the large girl on the right) she knows she beautiful, but probably not the medias image of beautiful but that wont stop her from doing what she’d love to do, and that modelling. So fuck you all.

  12. Mara

    I’m slightly overweight …. probably like the girl on the left.
    But …. i wouldn’t model lingerie.
    And it has nothing to do with my self-esteem. It just looks BAD.
    The girl on the right looks terrible. And not only does she look terrible … she’ll probably wobble off stage and have a heartattack. It’s NOT HEALTHY people!!
    She should be going for a jog, not modelling supposedly-sexy lingerie.
    SHE IS MORBIDLY OBESE. MEANING SHE’S TERRIBLY UNFIT AND UNHEALTHY. THAT IS NOT SEXY!
    Most of the other women in the picture are ‘real’ body types because some women carry their weight on their tummy’s and whatnot and they’re not unhealthyily-overweight … but claiming that the woman on the right is a ‘real’ woman is utterly ludicrous.
    All of the women in the photo (not so much katie) should be still watching what they eat and regularly excercising – just like every human being should be doing.
    In conclusion, stop making sexy lingerie for people this size … you’re encouraging their size and normalising their poor lifestyles.

  13. eric

    I LOVE FAT BITCHES – I would bang all of them except for Katie…That is sexy

  14. lila

    All of the heavier girls would just have to lose weight and then they would be hot, but Katie Price will be ugly and plastic looking for the rest of her life.

  15. lainey

    that’s absolutely terrible to call plus sized women “guerrillas.” your sad, remedial attempt at humorf falls terribly flat. i applaud the plastic katie price for showcasing her new line on unideal figures. its about damn time young girls in the western world have something other to look up to than pin-thins.

  16. Lectersfavabean

    It’s actually REALLY great advertising, if you think about it. It’s hard as shit to shop for decent undergarments if you’re a larger woman, and having a large model is like saying “Yes, we DO have your size!” It’s also good to see average looking women modeling, and again- good advertising! “You don’t have to look like a fucking supermodel to wear our lingerie- buy some shit!”

  17. BunnyButt

    Yes, and I have a tail and long ears, too…

  18. UltraSly

    “the people posting on here negative comments are: sad, probably need to get a job/life/partner/plastic surgery because they are the ones most insecure with their own looks.” Is that your positive mood?
    “Reading a blog like this has almost made me not want to persue my own modellingcareer anymore. ALMOST” Well, bad luck for us, we were expecting you to go to college, or get a job/life/partner/plastic surgery.
    “So we have the anti-fat, the pro-fat, the douches, the asshats, the health “Nazis”, and a few smatterings of common sense. *Sigh* I love this site, “And we also have the ones with privileged insight, no one sees things like you do, because you are special; and brave, individual, that’s why you are completely oblivious of the cause of the conflict, so much as to not give your opinion and douche ad hominem”especially the comments where people can hide behind a screen name and their big and bad typing skills.” People could get within punching distance, but that would be pointless if they only know how to fight with fistssssss…..

  19. joshie washie whfhjkasd

    oh come now, she’s not hideous, she’s just pregnant.

    and so are her legs.

    and her neck.

  20. Katie Price is disgustingly ugly (her belly button makes me want to vomit), but the two girl from her right are kinda hot.

    Yes, even the”fat” one.

  21. I doubt anyone’s going to read all the way to down here for an old article, but my two cents anyways:

    45. Beth – I agree with you as far as who this woman could be, we absolutely have no clue, maybe she embraces her largeness with gusto or maybe she is a yes woman with no self confidence and a vat of ice cream to eat every night. Maybe she constantly has a lot of chubby chasers after her and doesn’t care that she’s not healthy as everyone so freak’s out about and knows that no matter how we try to fight it with super health, yoga, etc. – we’ve only got a finite time on this earth, maybe she’s livin’ to the fullest in the way /she/ wants to – health will improve the quantity and the quality of life, but that doesn’t automatically dismiss the idea that maybe she’s lovin and livin’ up the life she’s got! And if you think she can’t because she’s fat, then bite me.

    As someone who has been in the process of losing weight (215 to 175 for now, working to get down to as many of you mentioned, a healthy BMI) – yes, she does need to lose weight because she is unhealthy, but people telling her how ugly she is isn’t going to make her want to lose the weight any faster, it’ll probably make it worse!

    Losing weight so you can stop being tormented isn’t a great motivator – to be healthy, to like what you see when YOU look in a mirror, to train in case the zombie apocalypse comes – legit reasons to lose weight and be healthy. But “I want men to stop calling me a gorilla, lard butt, and everything else because it makes me cry when they do that” – not a healthy motivator.

    And if Emma (I believe that’s the name of the girl on the right) ever does read these comments – you are SO pretty! You know that you could lose the pounds, it’s not like it’s a secret to you, but think about the raging hottie you’ll be even if you lose just 50 pounds, or even 20 pounds! And who knows, maybe you’ll enjoy it and want to do the rest. As many people have said to me (and it gets annoying, but it made me realize why I wanted to lose the pounds), you have such a pretty face. (And the model height! go for it girl and show these suckers what for! Sting em in the ass and be a plus size model!)

  22. I doubt anyone’s going to read all the way to down here for an old article, but my two cents anyways:

    45. Beth – I agree with you as far as who this woman could be, we absolutely have no clue, maybe she embraces her largeness with gusto or maybe she is a yes woman with no self confidence and a vat of ice cream to eat every night. Maybe she constantly has a lot of chubby chasers after her and doesn’t care that she’s not healthy as everyone so freak’s out about and knows that no matter how we try to fight it with super health, yoga, etc. – we’ve only got a finite time on this earth, maybe she’s livin’ to the fullest in the way /she/ wants to – health will improve the quantity and the quality of life, but that doesn’t automatically dismiss the idea that maybe she’s lovin and livin’ up the life she’s got! And if you think she can’t because she’s fat, then bite me.

    As someone who has been in the process of losing weight (215 to 175 for now, working to get down to as many of you mentioned, a healthy BMI) – yes, she does need to lose weight because she is unhealthy, but people telling her how ugly she is isn’t going to make her want to lose the weight any faster, it’ll probably make it worse!

    Losing weight so you can stop being tormented isn’t a great motivator – to be healthy, to like what you see when YOU look in a mirror, to train in case the zombie apocalypse comes – legit reasons to lose weight and be healthy. But “I want men to stop calling me a gorilla, lard butt, and everything else because it makes me cry when they do that” – not a healthy motivator.

    And if Emma (I believe that’s the name of the girl on the right) ever does read these comments – you are SO pretty! You know that you could lose the pounds, it’s not like it’s a secret to you, but think about the raging hottie you’ll be even if you lose just 50 pounds, or even 20 pounds! And who knows, maybe you’ll enjoy it and want to do the rest. As many people have said to me (and it gets annoying, but it made me realize why I wanted to lose the pounds), you have such a pretty face. (And the model height! go for it girl and show these suckers what for! Sting em in the ass and be a plus size model!)

  23. EatMe

    You’re right, thesuperficial.com – that blonde *is* a gorilla.

  24. Such a big beautiful woman! I like the big woman in Pink bikini! Looks so cute!I think she must do many things to maintain her beauty. Be a naturist is a good way to maintain beauty. I meet many friends on a site called http://www.naturistspace.org which is a site about naturist. Many of them say it is a good way to keep beauty. Besides, we have the opportunity to share blogs, videos, music and gamers there.

  25. yogagirl

    hey I’m in my 40′s, not stick think and not fat. Often told my looks are exotic. Got some curves going on as in my breasts and hips actually match with a waist in between as opposed to the current tits on a stick mode and believe you me I have NO problem whatsoever with male attention from all ages (younger guys far more often than my age or older btw). I don’t give a flying fuck if someone decides I don’t fit his ideal for what a woman should look like. Usually he doesn’t meet mine either. NEXT! It’s got everything to do with confidence, intelligence and self esteem. The world’s greatest courtesans up to this day have often neither been young or beautiful in the conventional way but could still keep a dozen guys pursuing her at any given time her entire life. If a guy is so narrow minded as to be manipulated only by what’s currently dictated to his pea brain by Maxim, I doubt he’s intelligent enough to interest a really intelligent, confident woman. And the brain is a very important sex organ folks. No brains no way is my mantra. You can usually tell if they are a NEXT with the first words out of their mouth. Never ceases to amaze me that the majority of guys are just as lame at interesting a woman as ever. Plus ca change I suppose. As to this picture I agree that Katy is just trying to make herself look good. She’s never struck me as the giving, humanitarian type.

  26. yogagirl

    Forgot. Obesity IS unhealthy but only the one on the far right would probably be considered clinically obese. A person can carry 20-30 extra lbs without adverse health effects. Excercise, proper diet, don’t smoke, drink in moderation and the extra 20-30 lbs are irrelevant healthwise.

  27. Mrs. Melons

    Her belly button is disgusting, and she’s way too skinny. The girl just to her left doesn’t look bad, except for her face: no stretch marks, nice skin, curvaceous, proportionate figure. The skinny one to her right looks so horrifically insecure even though she’s got a decent skinny body… They all suck, all right? Most especially Katie Price, for using “fatties” to make herself look better. And failing.

  28. Tone

    GOOD F*CKING LORD ! IM BLIND !

  29. Kerri

    wow. i give these girls credit for going out there and posing like this. i mean really. i give them alot of credit. im nowhere that big and there is no way in hell i would pose in my panties for people to see. fuck man. good for them.

  30. Alice

    This is amazing. This is not a picture set for example of what a woman must look like, is for selling bras and pants. And as there are many women this sizes, they show how the product looks on models XXL. Be fat is bad for your health, but, while there are many plus 14 sizes around…what do we do with them? Kill them all? Hide them in special bunkers, not to be seen because they offend our sight? That’s plainly stupid.
    Overweight people are here, they are our friends, family, co-workers…They are big/fat people, not whales or any other kind of animals.

  31. Katies number 1 fan!

    message number 32 these are the recent pics, thats her boobs been reduced!

    Katie is my idol i love her to bits, as a bigger girl im so proud of that girl she has the guts to go and do it she looks amazing

    Katie is just stunning always!!

  32. oola

    i think it’s pathetic that the “average american woman” is 1,987,134,089,712 pounds overweight. kudos for using different sizes though.

  33. mc_puffn

    OMFG!

  34. Bengt Broman

    I think they all look good except Katie. She’s too thin, she has too much makeup. Bad proportions too.
    I personally think that the girls on the ends in the first photo are the ones who look the best. They have very nice curves, I love their bellies, they are more an ideal than anyone I’ve seen so far.

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