Katie Price models linge- WHAT IS THAT?!

March 5th, 2008 // 234 Comments

Katie “Jordan” Price (center) modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. She thought it’d be a great idea to invite six of her “everyday” fans to help model the undergarments. Unfortunately, one of her fans happened to be a hairless gorilla in a wig. Hold on, that’s a woman? Why would God create such a beast? It’s because I, you know, do stuff at night, isn’t it? Whoops. My bad, everybody. Sorry!

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  1. Io

    that one shot looks like ms. katie has a gigantic penis dangling in between her legs

  2. dude

    Holy fuck, since when do chubby girls wear underwear?

    OMG LIKE TOTALLY WTF LOL PWND!!!!!!!

    Gimme a break. Girls in their undies. Some are chubby. What’s the big deal?

    Get over it people.

  3. Supervixen

    #98, ever wonder why Asian women are money-hungry, stuck up snobs with no asses or tits?

  4. Banana

    I love all that fat bitches that come to this site and are now bitching. Hilarious

  5. nana

    all right i know i’m hella late on this but that was the funniest headline i’ve read from fish in awhile.

  6. Nikky Raney

    awww. how sweet.

  7. Nikky Raney

    103. Supervixen – March 5, 2008 6:59 PM

    #98, ever wonder why Asian women are money-hungry, stuck up snobs with no asses or tits?

    ^^@ 103

    I am asian.. I am from the philippines.
    And I have real boobs that are rather large.
    Check ya facts

  8. Janine

    I think Katie just does this to make herself look better by comparison!

  9. Sr

    With all the rabid debate going on about whether fat=power, etc., maybe everyone missed the details about Katie’s lingerie line – it is designed for cup size D through G. Unless you are in Hollywood or in porn, there are very few thin women for whom a C cup is too small. Bigger boobs (usually) = bigger bellies, asses, and thighs.

    Sure, Katie could have chosen different models for her line. She could have chosen genetic miracles like Keely Hazell or Kelly Brooke who are slim and have naturally large boobs, but those girls would have obviously upstaged Katie at her own show. Or, Katie could have chosen thin girls with ridiculous, porn-star implants, but again she’d run the risk of those girls looking better than her (plus, those types seldom wear (or need) bras). Instead, Katie chose a representative sample of large-breasted women: 1 skinny (with implants and fake bake), 1 slim, 1 average, 3 overweight, and 1 one morbidly obese. Sounds about right to me.

  10. Supervixen is Supersize

    #107

    #103 won’t have time to check the facts. She’s busy gulping her $1 McDonald’s burgers and fries ten times a day. Her idea of having an ass and tits are as pictured by the largest girl in these pics.

    Sorry to disappoint you, #103, but I’m also an Asian with boobs and very round ass. I have friends of many ethnic origins, but the Asian ones also have boobs and asses. The white ones usually have boobs, but unfortunately also with asses that are as flat as my stomach.

    Asians are not money hungry. They just want to make sure they can afford what they need.

  11. The Southsider

    this was such a horrid post that i had to actually post a reply for the first time. I’m down with average looking women but that big bitch on the end is too fuckin much. Look at the size of her damn panties, goddamn.

  12. PrettyPinkPonies

    #107 and #110

    There are exceptions to every rule. Anecdotal evidence of Asian girls who have big racks doesn’t change the fact that most of them DON’T. You’re really trying to argue that more Asian chicks have big racks than tiny ones? Really? Some women can bench more than a lot of men, that doesn’t disprove the generally accepted theory that men typically bench more than women. Get my drift?

    And saying “asians are not money hungry, they just want to make sure they can afford what they need” is as dumb as saying “Asians are money hungry.” Some are, and some aren’t. I can understand being offended that your race is painted negatively, but trying to paint everyone in your race positively is just as stupid and unsubstantiated.

  13. tomorrow

    shes doing this so she can make it seem like shes accepting all different types of woman so people will madly buy her lingerie. shes not doing this out of the good of her heart. i mean you can tell what type of person she is by just looking at her.

  14. Geez! You know what Fish, you’re gonna have to go fuck yourself on this one.

  15. Hamper Lint

    The blonde is much prettier …

    I think that KP is jealous and is over – posing.

    I do feel sorry for the larger gal on the end. BUT, you are what you eat and that ain’t healthy.

  16. Skey

    It’s funny how you all assume he’s talking about the fattest girl. Out of all those women, Katie has the most primate-looking face and fakest hair.

    The blonde next to her is freakin’ hot, though.

  17. netstarman

    They all surrounded Katie Price because she had Hostess Twinkie breath and the beluga whales took there clothes off thinking there was a all you can eat buffet.

  18. netstarman

    They would hate to get barbecue sauce on there moo-moo’s dresses from Omar the tent maker.They pay for alot of material for those biggie’s.

  19. A

    second girl on the left looks like Jennifer Morrison (“Cameron” from House)

  20. Donovan

    #117 He said one of her fans, so he wouldn’t be talking about Katie.

    I think there is nothing sexy about the one on the end, doesn’t mean she isn’t a good person, but she isn’t up there to model her heart, she is in lingerie. II do think she’s either extremely brave or in intense denial to get up there and model.
    The rest all seem in a normal range.
    But for the Superficial to make fun of her lacks some creativity. Yes she’s fat. And Katie is completely fake. Two extremes, neither very enviable.

  21. Daniel

    God, a stage full of Mister Miss of the Year contestants, they all look like shit so I’m pretty sure it’s a free for all

  22. UltraSly

    “ever wonder why Asian women are money-hungry, stuck up snobs with no asses or tits?” “There are exceptions to every RULE.” ” I can understand being offended that your race is painted negatively, (really? you still see titless facts) but trying to paint everyone in your race positively is just as stupid and unsubstantiated. ” Who tried that?(one kind of did) It’s only the girls.
    “I am asian.. I am from the philippines.
    And I have real boobs that are rather large.
    Check ya facts”_ NOTE that the breasts are the focus of their attention._
    “Asians are not money hungry. They just want to make sure they can afford what they need.” Another incredible broad generalization, number 110, you are dense.
    “Anecdotal evidence of Asian girls who have big racks doesn’t change the FACT that most of them DON’T” Anecdotal evidence that most of them don’t makes it a FACT!.
    “You’re really trying to argue that more Asian chicks have big racks than tiny ones? Really? ” they are arguing that they (and the girls) do not belong to your generalization.
    “but trying to paint everyone in your race positively is just as stupid and unsubstantiated” Only other females, you see, pay attention.
    “that doesn’t disprove the generally accepted theory that men typically bench more than women.”indeed, the bench pressing debate has divided the anecdotal based homeopathic community. (It doesn’t make it a fact either).

  23. Powerlifter

    #96

    You are right on the damn money.
    “Stop wasting classroom time on “improving self-esteem” exercises, and realize that self-esteem is a byproduct of developing actual competence.”
    No child left behind leaves everyone behind. Push the bar up, make kids actually EARN the supposed confidence they get, and stop creating a world where when kids finally find out that they aren’t perfect, it is late in life and they go shoot up the school.

    #109
    Understood, but wouldn’t Keeley have been great to see?
    ——————————-
    Reading through here, it seems like most of the women that post actually are against the glorification of obese women as “real.” I think that’s understandable, and healthy. But hell, we encourage mental obesity (like #96 was mentioning), getting lazy and confident over nothing, so why not push it in body-type, too, right? yay for the bleeding-heart liberals

  24. julie

    Personally, I think the blonde on Katie’s right is much prettier than her and her orangey tan and nasty bellybutton……………

  25. Realist

    It’s fine to use ‘average’ women. Most of em in this ad are ok. But that one chick is so far from average she makes Sally Struthers look tiny…I may never get hard again. Wait, Kim K pictures. All cured.

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  27. UltraSly

    126 you are so right, you summarized all the comments. I’m not being sarcastic, I mean it.

  28. Sparqi

    My eyes, my eyes!!!

  29. GG1000

    Yup, surround yourself with unattractive, chubby-to-fat women to make yourself look better; it’s a tried and true strategy.

  30. kk

    why is katie wearing a necklace with an “A”??……is she retarded?

  31. Pilatunes

    Katie Price is starting to look more human now, remarkably enough.

    On the other hand, Fish, I kind of hate you for posting this because if I wanted to see fat women in too tight clothing? I’d take the subway to work.

  32. Blagh!!!

    Cause her husband’s last name starts with an A, der!

  33. Pilatunes

    If Divine wasn’t dead, I’d swear it was her on the left.

  34. ihearthim

    that’s mean and not really funny. wag ka naman manlait dahil mataba sya.

  35. She makes Elvira look good! Her stomach looks like leather, her teeth look fake, her lips look plastic and do I see a hint of pube action? YUCK! The other chicks look WAY better than she does, by at least a billion miles! Tranny describes it oh, her, perfectly!

  36. stephanie

    all of those girls have super pretty faces

  37. mary jane

    fat people shouldn’t be showing off their bodies! those beasts are sick! size of hippos! sick! thin ones are hot. YUK to the fatties! shame on their bodies!

  38. she does look like a broke down tranny!
    http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/

  39. Ted from LA

    #74,
    Well played old chap.
    As for this picture, I think they all look good except the guy in the middle.

  40. neptune

    I think the second from the left (blonde with black lace trim on her lingerie) is the hottest of the bunch! No contest.

  41. Caitlyn

    @70 well of course she’ll stay skinny, blow-up dolls don’t grow do they?

  42. wer

    i dont know how you girls think it’s OK to be FAT like a WHALE.
    you sit on your ass and eat and eat and eat and with the slightest care about your appearances and you expect people to think that you loook goood??

    c’mon girls!have some pride in upkeeping your appearances!
    FAT GIRLS, stop deluding yourselves that FAT= courageous, normal, girl power!

    why not spend some of those self deluding moments into working some fats off??huh huh

  43. yerrmom :)

    #58
    okayy i deffinetlyy agree with you becuz i still cannot figure out why everyone has to criticise everyone else becuz…ur either too fat, or too skinny. which one? everyone shuld just accept the fact that everyone’s not that “stick girl” everyone thinks a girl suppose to look likee. thats not the only look; so get over it. yeah u may want everyone to be somewhat skinny…but have u looked in a GOOD mirror l8ly??? r u perfect?

    answer that one…

    #96
    and number 96 ; i agree with the “wanting your kids to live a happy and healthy life”…thats fine and dandy although u shuld love ur kids no matter wat size they are. size shuldnt matter. period.

  44. yerrmom :)

    #143

    u know wat i dont understand? why you men think u can be such assholes and judge women for wat they look like on the outside.

  45. #17 This photo was taken in LONDON. FYI: These aren’t American women, unless they flew across the pond to do a lame katie price photo shoot. Just because they’re a little chunky doesn’t mean they’re American. But it was nice of you to point out their real-ness anyway.

  46. wer

    #145

    you know what?i’m a girl myself.

    I do not believe that anybody will ever think i look good if i do NOTHING to upkeep my appearances!

    who loves cottage cheese of a thighs? flabby saggy arms, droppy ass.

    tell me you’ll choose to have all of these rather than a tight sexy body.

  47. T-chan

    the obese one one the far right is not an average woman, she’s actually very unhealthy and that type of image shouldn’t be promoted. It takes a lot to get that fat/obese. Sure she’s courageous for standing up there but she’s still sending the wrong message.

  48. yerrmom :)

    your opinion isnt the only one here #147…

    not everyone cares that u may have a tight sexy body….no one rele cares for someone tlkn over the internet sayn that fat ppl are ugly and that they have the nicest body. beauty isnt on the outside btw. if ur shallow the of course ur guna think that way

    but in reality, thats just how this world is….its not all about skinny people.

  49. Coo

    Why isn’t the fat one smiling?

  50. fergie

    Whoever made this site should rot in hell. No one needs to be put down like that. Just because she is chubby doesnt make her a bad person. No one made fun of you and you proberly look worse.. We plus size girls are more fun in bed.. more cushion for the pushin, I always say..

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