Katie Price models linge- WHAT IS THAT?!

March 5th, 2008 // 234 Comments

Katie “Jordan” Price (center) modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. She thought it’d be a great idea to invite six of her “everyday” fans to help model the undergarments. Unfortunately, one of her fans happened to be a hairless gorilla in a wig. Hold on, that’s a woman? Why would God create such a beast? It’s because I, you know, do stuff at night, isn’t it? Whoops. My bad, everybody. Sorry!

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  1. kal

    Wow. I wouldn’t be talking if I were you. I bet your just a hairy gorilla posting smack about other people because you’re too bored with your own obesity. Um, get a life.

  2. M.D.

    Fat acceptance is the problem, not the solution.

  3. #48, I wanna know the same thing. Her unnaturally dark skin is really really gross. I hate it when white people dye themselves orange.

  4. dude

    by now, you all probably know that I have a decent amount of credibility because I think Paris, Lohan and Spears are disgusting.

    But I have to shock you all and say, those “large” chicks are FRIGGIN TURNIN ME ON.

    Whoo. I need a cold shower. If you are “large”, WHOO HIT ME UP

  5. My Penis

    “OOoof”

  6. Why do all these posters keep talking about “fat Americans”? These chicks are more than likely British! Same as Katie Price!

    Look, we have our share of bigger girls but at least be smart enough to read the post before posting your comments.

    #48 – haha, no doubt!

  7. roastbeef

    Beaury is in the eye of the beer holder

  8. I can't throw up

    Ok, so if a woman is overweight she gets made fun of….and if a woman is really skinny she gets made fun of. There’s no way to win in our society unless you’re a man, then you can be overweight, hairy and bald and it’s “ok”.

  9. Jim

    Stop harping (harpooning?) on the she-monster on the far right. With a few exceptions, they’re all disgusting pigs.

  10. Auntie Kryst

    If it wasn’t for the english whore in the middle this could have been a Guidette (or whatever the female equivalent is for douchebag wops) fashion show on Staten Island.

    Since this was from England; what the living fuck is wrong with you limeys? Yeah yeah yeah, “Americans are the fattest…” True, but this is not the issue. It’s the fucking freakish fake tans. Are you trying to over compensate because none of you actually seen real daylight? Embrace your paleness, the alternative, “yeesh!”

  11. steve

    So…these pictures are supposed to make me find fat women sexually appealing?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    *gasp*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  12. uhuh

    Big isn’t beautiful, you hypocrites. Beauty has always been about harmony and centrism. Extremes are not beautiful! Get it in your heads!

    We can all show our disgust on a repulsivly skinny body, and nobody probably cares that this skinny person might also have an eating disorder and self-esteem problems. But when we find a big body repulsive, everybdoy tells us to hush down – so we wouldn’t HURT those poor fatties! Does any morally superior commenter here understands the irony of the fat situation we have here?!

  13. #18 Used His Brain As Implant for His Micro Penis

    #18

    Congratulations for degrading others when you didn’t even know the difference between 11 and 13, nutsasbrains.

  14. Lola

    I like the idea of this but it’s not courageous, it’s cruel to the bigger women there. I don’t wanna see it either, the stretch marks, the flab, the pasty doughy skin. Just cos the pants go up to a size 26 or whatever doesn’t mean they should. And they’re not plus sized they’re overweight!

    And I’ve got the set that Katie is wearing there, her stuff is badly made, doesn’t fit properly and is overpriced.

  15. CapeCodder

    Good for them. You wouldn’t see me out there.

  16. sweet jesus

    I like #62.

  17. FUCK YOU

    FUCK YOU. I’m going to stop reading this website. What a fucking chauvinist you are.

  18. brennie

    Katie’s instructions to the stylist: “give them all the same bad hair style and identical cheap plastic headband. Also, give them the WORST possible colors for their skin tones.”

    Yep, all about her.

  19. Kat

    I think that there are pros and cons to this. It’s nice that they aren’t relying on surgically enhanced skanks to garner attention, but at the same time, when you use women who are clearly overweight it’s *also* a way of getting attention. It seems to me like they’re exploiting these ladies in order to cause a stir.

    I know a lot of companies are using just plain normal women in lingerie ads now. They aren’t overweight, but aren’t bags of bones, either. You know…sizes six-eight or so. That’s the route I think we should be taking. It isn’t making women feel like they need to starve to fit some ridiculous ideal.

    All that said, some of these girls are still beautiful, IMO. I think the girl to her right and the two all the way on the left are very pretty.

  20. Being fat is not okay. It’s gross. Get off the damn pizza and get your ass to the gym. I would leave my wife if she got fat. I met her skinny and she will stay skinny,

  21. moobs

    this is our society, in a farkin nutshell.

    emphasis on the word NUT because that’s the key

  22. Martha

    Those poor girls. It’s high school all over again. Some smooth-talking cold-hearted bitch went out and found some fat girls with low self-esteem, and convinced them that she was doing a photo shoot that would fulfill their dreams of being seen as sexy women. Now, everybody’s laughing at them. Because they look bad, and because they could be talked into doing something like this even though they were anxious that people would laugh (which they did). Just look at their facial expressions – do they look confident and proud?

  23. Fit & Happy

    #51

    I am working hard to educate young females about the importance of good self esteem, eating right, and exercising by participating in after school programs. I would not be much of an example if I did not keep myself fit. We have the highest rate of obesity for children in America. Overweight children grow up to be overweight adults. America has a huge health crisis with overweight health problems such as diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure.

  24. Somebody Please Help Mike Out of His Inferiority

    #40

    And of course we all know that Ted from LA’s dick is bigger than yours.

    BTW, how does it feel to have neither a dick nor sarcastic creativity?

  25. Mandy

    I get it – if I make it to 800lbs, I get to be the most real woman on the planet!!! Or…who IS a planet!

    Nobody buys this. Never have, never will. It’s only a vehicle for some other purpose. Fat girls getting used and abused, again.

  26. Andrew

    That must have been the smelliest backstage dressing room in fashion history.

  27. UltraSly

    28. BunnyButt._ I completely wholeheartedly agree with you.
    26. Matt._ Indeed
    “Girl Power=Good self esteem.” So you think, those Oxford dudes think it means “a self-reliant attitude among girls and young women manifested in ambition, assertiveness and individualism.” Look it up in the Wikipedia College.
    “But it is unhealthy to be overweight because it can cause medical problems such as diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure” Is that your medical opinion? what about familial hypercholesterolemia? huh… huh… a health problem unrelated to poor habits huh.. huh… lets take it outside…

  28. Anna

    While Jordan may have chosen these women because she thinks they “make her look better,” it’s important to notice that at least 2 of them are roughly her size (except they actually have functioning thigh muscles) and all of them are, frankly, prettier than she is! Jordan has the most unfortunate body type – skinny legs and arms, no ass, and any weight she may ever gain goes right to the stomach-boob area. But underneath it all, she, just like the rest of us, is just a girl who’s trying to fight feeling awkward in her underwear in front of an audience.

  29. UltraSly

    “So…these pictures are supposed to make me find fat women sexually appealing?” It’s supposed to make you find strong ,courageously obese women attractive

    “She, just like the rest of us, is just a girl who’s trying to fight feeling awkward in her underwear in front of an audience.” Is that you? number 50. Fit and Happy?

  30. Dr. Ben Casey

    #77

    The key word is CAN as follows:

    But it is unhealthy to be overweight because it CAN cause medical problems such as diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure

  31. b2obif

    hot. I found more of their pix on a celeb site called ‘Searching Millionaire dot Com’!

  32. just curious

    does bunnybut mean you have a hairy butt like a bunny.

  33. jaq

    It’s obvious that she posed in the middle of these “average” girls in order to look better herself.

    That said, her plan totally backfired. Even though she’s centre-stage, the blonde next to her (her? him?) is 1034x more attractive, no question! She’s been exposed as (1) a tranny with gross boobs and ugly fake-baked skin and (2) even uglier insides!! What kind of person would organize such a photo shoot? Eww.

  34. andyl

    I saw more of their pix on a celeb site called ‘Searching Millionaire dot com’!

  35. UltraSly

    “Ok, so if a woman is overweight she gets made fun of….and if a woman is really skinny she gets made fun of.
    You mean by other women right? type Kim Kardeitschian(?) on the search box.
    “There’s no way to win in our society unless you’re a man, then you can be overweight, hairy and bald and it’s “ok”.” Blame your gender and the gays, stop reproducing/mating with them, and they shall cease to be fit.

  36. Fit & Happy

    #79

    #79 Wrote:
    < <"So...these pictures are supposed to make me find fat women sexually appealing?" It's supposed to make you find strong ,courageously obese women attractive>>

    I think you have me confused with another post. I’m not sure what your post is suppose to mean.

    I tell my girls at the after school program that girl power =good self esteem, but I suppose people have other uses for it.

  37. UltraSly

    #77
    The key word is CAN as follows:
    You’re right, I ignored wordsmithing, I assumed “Wll” like in the other posts.

  38. Female Software Engineer

    #85

    I read that a survey was taken and men 10 pounds or more overweight found themselves to be attractive; while a fit women had issues with her body. Females need to ignore the media and read quality material and quality TV like the Discovery Channel. I am on this site because I write software and need some amusement.

  39. commish

    I need to hire a group of BIG girls to follow me around.

    *wondering aloud*

    I wonder if that temp agency can screen them for me?

  40. UltraSly

    #79 Oh, sorry then, I probably meant someone else. btw those are English.

  41. juniper

    It’s always great to see how a person won’t care about exposing others to be the target of cruel jokes so the audience can think they’re deep and brave and such.

  42. AlliBaba1234

    Look, you goofs. She’s doing this because she wants to make a loud statement that she designs her lingerie in sizes that go way beyond the normal “biggest size.” She is also trying to create an image of herself as NOT one of those assholic people who blindly and ragefully hate large people.

    It’s BRILLIANT marketing and will gain her an enormous amount of respect and loyalty among the growing population of women in GB and US who are larger than the average sizes. You wish you had thought of it.

    Oh, and if you want to go after somebody’s marketing for “encouraging people to be fat,” why don’t you go after Oreo, Frito Lay, McDonald’s, Arby’s and all the other food giants who *probably* provide breakfast, lunch and dinner for your children, ya hypocrites.

  43. whoa neellyyyyyyy

    Damn, I wanna fuck all those fat chicks so good. I’d lick their pussies til they come real hard on my face. Then I’d take them to Saturn.

  44. sindiva

    wow. Most of you commenters are idiots. Pro fat and anti fat. Same trite arguments over and over.

    who gives a shit? This all about perspective, why argue about something ingrained?

    the bras look good on the bigger women. The end.

  45. I bet he girl on the right swallows……just a hunch.

  46. Parent

    Speaking of “hypocrites” – how many of you would want your kids to be as fat as the larger girls on stage?

    *silence*

    That’s what I thought.

    If my kids start getting fat, we’re going to fight it to try to stay fit and healthy, not beg for acceptance. Because I’m prejudiced against fat people? No. Because I want my kids to live long healthy happy lives, and becoming fat makes all of that less likely.

    All this stuff is pop psychology blather. The worst part is that it’s being taught in the classroom (as described by one commenter). You know what the result is? When asked “How smart are you compared to other kids around the world?” American kids give themselves the highest ratings of any country studied, even though they’ve dropped to mid-pack in terms of achievement test scores among industrialized nations. Great job, teachers. Stop wasting classroom time on “improving self-esteem” exercises, and realize that self-esteem is a byproduct of developing actual competence. If you want to feel smart, learn something. If you want to look hot, lose some fucking weight.

  47. UltraSly

    “wow. Most of you commenters are idiots. Pro fat and anti fat. Same trite arguments over and over.” Damn, some of your commenters…mmm…huuuu….only see … fat…black and white and stuff. The Bible says… vaccines are evil… you know… I went to Google College and that Jedi School, so you should listen to me.
    “Look, you goofs.” …where?..”She’s doing this because she wants to make a loud statement that she designs her lingerie in sizes that go way beyond the normal “biggest size.”" …she told you that?. “It’s BRILLIANT marketing” There’s such a thing?. I actually agree partly with that, but why expose themselves so much, instead of wearing one of those seetroughish things that cover the abdomen?, making it less attractive to stare at their flaps?.

  48. Go Parent

    #96

    Exactly. Ever wonder why Asians are usually slimmer and have good careers?

  49. Kimberly

    So clearly Katie Price just has self-image problems and has to surround herself with cows to make herself look better.

  50. K8TE

    #70…. You sound like a real jem….I hope your wife gets fat and when you leave her she takes everything…. You’re a real piece of shit!!! I think it would be great if she leaves you for someone younger because you will have loose skin and old balls……GROSS….

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