Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan the large chested, wonky-eyed Brit) is undergoing breast reduction surgery for Christmas, according to The Sun:
The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse, is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction for hubby PETER ANDRE.
She says the surgery will make them more “perky”.
I’m not a marriage counselor. But one time I chugged an entire Viking helmet full of beer. So close enough. Anyway, I always thought it went without saying that a breast reduction is the worst Christmas present any wife could get her husband – ever. I mean, besides telling him she’s pregnant. But, seriously, what is wrong with Peter Andre that he’d actually want this? Dude, if you’re tired of Katie’s gigantic cans, I’ll take her off your hands. That way you can have more time to spend with your glasses and hair gel. And, when I bring her back, that crazy eye will be back to normal. Don’t ask me how, but I’ll give you a hint: it’ll be from all the sex.
NOTE: I included pics from Katie’s launch of her new fragrance “Stunning.” Mostly because I’m impressed she’s actually making normal faces and, well, able to stand without tipping over.
Bottom left pic, “Aint i pretty in these photos all airbrushed and fake”…of course in real life, without a shit load of make-up and lighting you are a total ugly skank. Who the fuck is she anyways??? As far a can tell her existence is meaningless.
You make me sick. i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?
wow! she is the color of clay, no one is that color. she looks crazy
what the hell is wrong with her face?
fish, duuuude, google peter andre and u will see why he wants that orange troll to take her tits off, because he is BLATANTLY FLAMBOYANTLY EXTREMELY GAYYY.
>>AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH
This has been implanted to your brain so deeply that you don’t even realize it makes you sound like an ignorant chauvinist bastard who is looking for trouble with the 90+ % rest of the world population.
Her plastic surgeon is planning to use “Stunning” as the antiseptic.
In answer to the many :
“Who is this person”
She is just a page 3 (topless newspaper) model in UK. Went on to do some celebrity reality shows. Very famous in UK.
She is embarrassingly thick and common. You yanks are welcome to her. In fact, I’d be prepared to swap her for Britney.
#40: troll, jimbo, or whoever you are: only in your nation you think youre the best, the rest think youre idiots. america is filthy, filled with flags, FAGS, fatasses, bigots and just plain ugly stupid people.
fuck the U.S.A.>>>Ugly>Selfish>Assholes!
Wow, that’s such a great look. Covered in thick orange paint with beachballs under the skin on her chest. Yessiree. What a beauty.
How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!
She shouldn’t get them reduced – she should get a second pair put on her back so no one has to look at her face. It’s amazing what passes for good looking in England. No wonder Madonna moved there.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarcupid.com. you know it is a site just for rich men to look for extramarital relationship… you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
What’s with all the sudden clumsy attempts to mention cheesy dating sites on every comment board?
Anyway, Jordan is definitely the pornographic version of Barbara Cartland.
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/2007/02/why_art_could_do_with_a_dash_o.html
…only with bigger tits and more orange. But the sentiment is the same. Both utterly bonkers self-deluded Brits who I secretly admire. It’s the eccentricity that draws me like a moth.
These pictures are less repugnant than the earlier ones, I think. Eyelashes still all wrong.
Shit. Look at her knees in pic 4. What’s going on there?
119. I thought she was a drunk porn skank who was linked with an athlete for a few minutes.
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops_menu_jordan.htm
THEY ARE IMPLANTS CHECK HER WIKIPWDIA PAGE. THERE ARE THREE IMPLANTS IN THERE TO MAKE HER BOOBS THAT BIG. COME ON.
*WIKIPEDIA
i would like to do a sex with her
119 tc – November 27, 2007 1:54 AM
You yanks are welcome to her. In fact, I’d be prepared to swap her for Britney.
Deal, but you first need to euthanize Peter and agree to pay all quarantine fees on Brit Brit.
stans, but here in america males drool over jessica beil, angelina… and a bunch of brazilian girls???
Hm. I just realized she also looks a lot like Terence Stamp did in “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert …
What a shockingly ugly, fake-titted, orange-faced Jewess.
Women from the UK who try to be “glam” never look right. It’s always a borderline “tranny” scene.
I think I figured out what her deal is with the “over bronzing” though – she’s trying to match Harvey!
http://www.hotcelebs.org
Jesus I wish my wife looked like her.
I feel like this is going to turn out like the dream sequence from Roseanne when she got her breast reduction surgery…
How hot she is! but i just heard someone said on Yahoo
group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the
site is rich women seeking young cute men site, you know sugar mommy and
sugar baby… omg if it is true!
She’s fucking hideous! Big fake boobs, gobs of make up and just all around fake and plastic looking. How can anyone in their right fucking mind find that cunt good looking?! I bet she scares the shit out of her own children.
Too much of something is bad enough. I bet she’s not getting happy with those two big mountains.:-)
that is true. some women complains about their large breast.