Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan the large chested, wonky-eyed Brit) is undergoing breast reduction surgery for Christmas, according to The Sun:
The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse, is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction for hubby PETER ANDRE.
She says the surgery will make them more “perky”.
I’m not a marriage counselor. But one time I chugged an entire Viking helmet full of beer. So close enough. Anyway, I always thought it went without saying that a breast reduction is the worst Christmas present any wife could get her husband – ever. I mean, besides telling him she’s pregnant. But, seriously, what is wrong with Peter Andre that he’d actually want this? Dude, if you’re tired of Katie’s gigantic cans, I’ll take her off your hands. That way you can have more time to spend with your glasses and hair gel. And, when I bring her back, that crazy eye will be back to normal. Don’t ask me how, but I’ll give you a hint: it’ll be from all the sex.
NOTE: I included pics from Katie’s launch of her new fragrance “Stunning.” Mostly because I’m impressed she’s actually making normal faces and, well, able to stand without tipping over.
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
who? is that Jimbo?
Robin Claire | November 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
What a cruel, cruel woman…
put the ugly people in the back | November 26, 2007 at 3:43 pm
nasty
TheLostGirl | November 26, 2007 at 3:45 pm
She can look a right state, but I actually like her!
Richard the watcher | November 26, 2007 at 3:46 pm
God, she looks like a mannequin.
TheLostGirl | November 26, 2007 at 3:46 pm
She can look a right state, but I actually like her!
p0nk | November 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm
xrist, she has lips that would make a duck jealous and she’s concerned her cans are too big?
Big | November 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm
let us never forget the importance of perky. This is the key ingredient to a nice pair of plumbs
Sam | November 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm
She has visible stretch marks, like FRIST, but some of them are around her mouth, like Jimbo.
BunnyButt | November 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm
No real man would want his wife’s boobs smaller. He’s totally gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay …
I’ll bet he’d like the docs to make a penis for her from the spare breast tissue.
put the ugly people in the back | November 26, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Oompa skin, man face, giant nasty nose, fucking sick. Only insecure losers need giant tits to get turned on. I far prefer a delicate beauty like Rachel Mcadams then one of these “oh I’m so proud of my giant tits, I’m butt fucking ugly but, god gave me tits so I could be a whore and feel good about myself’”. Plus the big boobed ladies always end up fat as fuck.
Verdict: No thanks. The only fluid that this woman could get out of me is PUKE.
p0nk | November 26, 2007 at 3:55 pm
@11 you sound bitter. do you need to poop?
put the ugly people in the back | November 26, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Oh check wikkipedia they are implants THREE implants each. I thought she might have been one of those freaks of nature but no she’s just a giant loser whose had endless plastic surgery and will be dead soon.
gotmilk? | November 26, 2007 at 3:57 pm
who is this ugly skank? and where is she selling her fragrance, Perfumania? real stores probably don’t sell this panther piss.
put the ugly people in the back | November 26, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Nope I just took a giant steaming dump and it looked like Katie Price’s face.
But thanks for asking I had no idea the superficial was such a caring environment.
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Who care about her wonky eye. You are never looking at her face anyway. Someone must stop her. Dosen’t she know she can feed a country with those fun bags??
Everyday is I hate Paris Hilton Day | November 26, 2007 at 4:02 pm
She’ll look like Hulk Hogan’s wife in a few years mark my words.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 4:02 pm
“Stunning,” what a misnomer. How about Cunting as in “See what she did, your cunting daughter?” ): P
Giggles | November 26, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Does she look fake, or is it just me?
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 4:04 pm
11 – you are so my new hero/heroine. Thanks for the belly laugh.
Shallow Val | November 26, 2007 at 4:06 pm
19 – if you have to ask, then it’s you.
ME | November 26, 2007 at 4:07 pm
They are not real?
Italian Stallion | November 26, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Krusty the Clown…………….
Shallow Val | November 26, 2007 at 4:07 pm
11, 13, 15, I haven’t laughed this hard since PapaHotNuts
Duh | November 26, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Her eyelashes frighten me.
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | November 26, 2007 at 4:08 pm
THIS FAKE BITCH LOOKS LIKE ICE-T’S WOMAN. HE LOVES FAKE BITCHES.
Aqualuvbug | November 26, 2007 at 4:08 pm
You know, my sister was born with big ole monser titties and they’ve been down to her belly since she was 19. I thank the cosmos every day for my small, high breastesses.
sushi pants | November 26, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Thats a man baby! (I know, over-used line but I love it)
Satanas | November 26, 2007 at 4:10 pm
The Price is wrong!
DA | November 26, 2007 at 4:14 pm
She sure has some purdy lips.
They would look wonderful wrapped around my hard cock, going up and down…………………….
Satanas | November 26, 2007 at 4:16 pm
30 – stop it. it’s been two years of celibacy and even talk about hot dogs and donuts makes me randy, YEAH!
this is a good gift. they are so big that they are ugly. | November 26, 2007 at 4:18 pm
no, this is a good christmas present.
she will look much better. those things are too big a dowdy looking, i can’t see her body. if she takes a shower and scrubs some of that orange paint of she will be good
Jimbo | November 26, 2007 at 4:20 pm
They are fake Giggles
DA | November 26, 2007 at 4:22 pm
@31,
Don’t worry, once you graduate from the semminary, getting laid will be very easy. Altar boys don’t put up much of a fight, once you’ve got their pants down around their ankles.
Steph | November 26, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I’m sorry but you have got to be joking with me. Her boobs are absolutely WHOREndous! I have beautiful perky champagne glass boobies and man are they sexy! I look pretty damn good too, better than this Jordan character and I’m a normal 25 year old woman without the help of trainers and plastic surgeons. I don’t look like a cheap slut either. For her to get a breast reduction I’m pretty damn positive she will still have HUGE boobs, so all you f**king a**hole perverts can breathe easier.
Seriously what is wrong with you people!!! Why do you have to assume ALL men adore insanely gigantic disgusting boobs like that EW I love boobs as much as anyone, but for the love of god people boobs that big are not attractive! They are clown boobs!! She looks like a friggin’ circus attraction.
And I know it is your job to be a dickhead and judge women based on how they look, but honestly you could do yourself a little justice by not making it seem like you are vouching for all men. I will tell you that if you were a little more educated or well-traveled that you may know ONLY American men are so obsessed with boobs! American men may also love boobs, but I’m pretty sure as long as they are round and jiggly (and not deformed) a man will be turned on. Am I right? or is everyone on here as superficial as the website?
Satanas | November 26, 2007 at 4:24 pm
34 – LMFAO – no it’s by choice. But again LMFAO!!!!
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Hey asswipe trolls, this is the first time I’ve commented since lunch, and STOP TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!!
Although if you’re jealous, I could give you a few tips on how to be cool or how to come up with your own name..
But it will cost you
Satanas | November 26, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Gee Staph, tell us how you really feel. I agree with SOME of your comments but I believe 90% of the posters here have said how gross they think this Whore is. So, what’s your beef?
And yes, we are that shallow, that’s why we’re here (rolls eyes).
pissy skank | November 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Mmmmmm…. Tranny-licious!
JIMBO | November 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
#35
Why dont you well travel your ass right out of the good ol U.S.A.
AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH YOU DIRT BAG WHORE SHIT LICKIN BASTARD!!!!
STUPID BITCH
Texas Tranny | November 26, 2007 at 4:29 pm
BunnyButt you’re right, he must be gay.
Satanas | November 26, 2007 at 4:30 pm
40 c’mon, even I know that’s not Jimbo
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 4:30 pm
How old is this slag anyway?
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 4:32 pm
TT is that Youuuuuuuu?
Pete | November 26, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Steph, I agree with everything you say. Now bend over. Because you’re bitchy, there will be no lube (at least until you tear…).
skinflix | November 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
If she gets a reduction, the slags gonna sag to the flo.
FRIST!!! | November 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Well, since she is throwing out the old ones anyway, maybe Katie Price should give them to Katie Holmes for Christmas..
Er…Tom would not like that, so Kate Hudson? Kate Moss?
These are the Kates I know I know…..These are the Kates I know..
Texas Tranny | November 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Yes, it’s me. LDB.
LayDeeBug | November 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm
What’s up butter cup? Besides the rent…..
amma | November 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm
She is so gross and overdone looking. Cindy Crawford looks perfectly angelic next to this creature…