Katie Price doesn’t give book signing her all

February 22nd, 2008 // 61 Comments

Katie Price showed up for another book signing yesterday for “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit.” Maybe it’s me, but Katie just seemed to be going through the motions. Yeah, she brought her surgically-reduced but still mammoth chest, but unlike her Valentine’s Day signing there were no gratuitous nipple slips. Way to go, Katie. Now what do I tell the children? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure nipples are an essential part of promoting literacy. I mean, I read all kinds of stuff thanks to the strip club. Mostly the word “Hate” on the bouncer’s knuckle when they realize I’m tipping the girls with scratched-off lottery tickets, but you get the picture: It’s all about the kids.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Sauron

    For sure it’s a crappy product.I’m only wondering what half a braincell could be writing about?

  2. Whinnyhouse

    Can barely believe she’s only 28, so fake – fake boobs, fake nose, fake teeth, fake hair, fake personality. I wish a semi would crush her to death.

  3. tad

    Jared Fogle the subway guy out celebrating 10 years of getting skinny by trying to pick up college girls at 2:00 AM

    http://blog.thewi11is.com/2008/02/19/the-trutth-jarod-drinks-his-dinners.aspx

  4. lila

    She is 28????? She looks about 38, well that just goes to show you what years of piling the make-up on your face, adding more weight to your chest (look at the horrible looking tired out knees) and overstaying your welcome in a tanning bed will do to a person. Good thing she isn’t blonde or that would make her look about 48.

  5. Italian Stallion

    She looks fake and all, but I would superman that ho………

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGe4QlpsNbA

  6. Uncle Eccoli

    @#41

    You’re right. The look-alike waiting to see her was a bigger hit and had some people completely fooled.

  7. Her ego is so big she needs 2 names. Or one for each boob at least

  8. N.Y. Ted

    Augmented or not! She sure has big boobs for such a tiny girl!
    She could poke me in the eyes with her nipples…!!!

  9. Jamba!

    Yeah I was there for a meet and greet for her saturday gig – disappointed with her is all I’ll say.

  10. Katies number 1 fan!

    im katies number 1 fan shes amazing and ive met her too!! shes gorgeous in real life! and she doesnt cry alone in bed at night she has a stunning hubby!!!

  11. Katies number 1 fan!

    im katies number 1 fan shes amazing and ive met her too!! shes gorgeous in real life! and she doesnt cry alone in bed at night she has a stunning hubby!!!

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