Katie Price showed up for another book signing yesterday for “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit.” Maybe it’s me, but Katie just seemed to be going through the motions. Yeah, she brought her surgically-reduced but still mammoth chest, but unlike her Valentine’s Day signing there were no gratuitous nipple slips. Way to go, Katie. Now what do I tell the children? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure nipples are an essential part of promoting literacy. I mean, I read all kinds of stuff thanks to the strip club. Mostly the word “Hate” on the bouncer’s knuckle when they realize I’m tipping the girls with scratched-off lottery tickets, but you get the picture: It’s all about the kids.
Photos: Splash News
Jimbo | February 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
rub rub rub one out
rub rub rub one out
Lovebuzz | February 22, 2008 at 3:35 pm
um, whats that on her lip?
Jo | February 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Those stitches on her nips really ruined it for me :(
Sad panda :(
morga | February 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Ugh, why does Superfish insist on posting this disguisting Realdoll? At least trainwrecks like Britney are amusing even if they’re not attractive. Look at this girl’s knees….blech.
Pegasus | February 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
who cares
The Office Whore | February 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Who is that? Is it a book about stripping?? In the words of FRIST!!! WTC??
I’m going home now to my REAL bottle of whiskey, but I’ll leave this innerwebual goodness in your hands.. Drink responsibly.
Auntie Kryst | February 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Wow a book signing at WH Smith, how prestigious. What airport is she in? Also the orange skin is back. For a second there I thought that British whore looked good.
Alexandra | February 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She looks like a black girl here. I’m a black girl so I can say that. Actually maybe she doesn’t look black considering her weird knees.
Where’s Harvey?
Les Nessman | February 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
She’s as phony as a $3 bill.
Jennifer2 | February 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site”BillionaireCupid dot com’last week.
stevenholt1@mac.com | February 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Vapid cunt
Rat | February 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Holy crap! She can read?
She’s lookin kinda skanky!
Easily Impressed | February 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I thought that Katie Price/Jordan got her jugs surgically reduced? Still look rather above average to me.
Does the book have a centerfold?
I am appalled, of course, yet strangely moved….
Gerald_Tarrant | February 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
She was tired. Isn’t this her third book? Her and Nick Lachey should hook up since they both lead enormously stressful lives.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | February 22, 2008 at 4:08 pm
xrist, she could cut diamonds with those knees.
Mike | February 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Looks like her boobs shrunk. Maybe she deflated them some to look more intelecshal when she’s holding a book.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | February 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
mike, RTFA
gotmilk? | February 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
nice eyelashes. who did her make up, a mortician? is she competing with jenna jameson to see who looks more like they have the high 5?
Pete | February 22, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Boring. I’m already pulled back to wondering what Amy Winehouse’s pussy smells like. If like me you’re a fan a really pungent pussies, she’s a true stank goddess. Not so much with the pictures from awhile ago, when she was half dressed and psychotic. More the recent ones, where she’s cleaned up and semi-psychotic. Especially the skirt pictures. Can’t you just about smell her under that skirt? I swear, the pictures load and my nose starts twitching. Like people in Jimbo’s office, my coworkers know at that point to avoid eye contact and ignore the sound of a zipper going down (except in my case it’s when Amy pics come up, in Jimbo’s case it’s whenever he rereads an email from FRIST).
amma | February 22, 2008 at 4:47 pm
The expression “mutton dressed up as lamb” comes to mind.
unicornzrawk | February 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm
She looks good for a British girl.
D. Richards (Assless.) | February 22, 2008 at 5:02 pm
People are probably wondering why Katie’s signing headshots of another person.
How she must cry alone in her bed at night.
Willy Wonka's Wonkeye Factory | February 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@20….pig in a blanket comes to mind…
Hotness | February 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Fuck!! She’s looking much better than in those Valentine pictures.
God she’s fucking HOT. Edible from head to toe… I’d lick her all day and night long. YUM.
Hotness | February 22, 2008 at 5:45 pm
But I must say, she really didn’t need a nose job. She looked much better without it. Oh well.
knob | February 22, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Damn, it looks like she has spent a lot of time on those knees!
Ted from LA | February 22, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I’ll bet the average IQ of the people waiting in line for her autograph is 65.
Ted from LA | February 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Which is 5 points higher than the person doing the signing.
Bummer | February 22, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Old lady knees. :(
GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | February 22, 2008 at 7:57 pm
you can always tell a woman’s age by her hands, her neck and her knees.
word | February 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm
when did she turn in to a light skinned black women?!?!
crazy otto | February 22, 2008 at 9:03 pm
i’ve got three words for our miss price,….free mustache rides,……..seriously
akldllie | February 22, 2008 at 9:13 pm
She is really cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.
ch474 | February 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She’s spent too much time on her knees. She’s developed a hell of a callus.
… and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off …
ch474 | February 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She’s spent too much time on her knees. She’s developed a hell of a callus.
… and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off …
ch474 | February 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She’s spent too much time on her knees. She’s developed a hell of a callus.
… and the Frankenstich nipples really turn me off …
chloesmith | February 22, 2008 at 10:28 pm
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a Military&celebs club ‘uniformedCupid dot com’. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
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Mark Kozelek | February 23, 2008 at 12:00 am
First bitches!
SucreKid | February 23, 2008 at 12:09 am
First? Ah yes…. first to KozeLICKMYBALLS. (To Dork Kozelickmyballs up there)
Now to make this comment relevant to the post…. lick my balls mark. lick my balls.
(this woman represents the over 60% of illiterates in America… a book? Sheesh!)
HappyYummy | February 23, 2008 at 4:05 am
who? Everyone keeps talking about her and putting pictures up, but she has the most unrecognizable faces ever… If I saw her in the street, I would have no idea who she is. Maybe by her boobs, but eh. Boring, uglier than the ordinary girl.
Katkat | February 23, 2008 at 9:25 am
When I first looked at the picture I didn’t actually look at the headline and thought, “Why is that cute black woman holding books with some blonde chick on that cover?”
Then I thought, “And why are her hands white? And why do her knees look so weir- Oh. Yeah. It’s just Jordan and her freaky tan.”
Grumpus | February 23, 2008 at 1:24 pm
It’s Nick Lachy with a rack and some extensions. Look at that mug on it.
Randall | February 23, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Katie Price is complimenting herself with a black and gray style.
Notice how well she matches from the head down. Her black stallion hair shimmers in the light, which dangles down shoulders where a gray cardigan sweater rests gently. Her black skirt matches well with her hair, only to repeat the style with GAP wool leggings that hug her perfect form.
Revlon nail polish glistens to match her warm, supple lips and painted toes.
Dani | February 23, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Well, and she’s dressed like a little schoolgirl, too, so clearly she knows it is all about the kids.
Jakedasnake.com | February 23, 2008 at 9:56 pm
she is a toad lol …..she actually looked nice pre surgery now she looks like a characture
tam | February 24, 2008 at 2:31 am
hideous….just hideous….http://tampham.blogspot.com
matt | February 24, 2008 at 10:51 am
She’s so manifestly synthetic that any human being willing to remain in the same room as her automatically disproves the Uncanny Valley theory.
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Lowlands | February 24, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She wrote a book?I’m running out of breath to the bookstore to get it lol.Just another bunghole trying to sell a crappy product folks.