Katie Price is single

May 11th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:

Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
“They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”

I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to date a walking, talking blow-up doll, so that being said, Katie, how about you and I grab dinner some time? Trust me, I know exactly how to romance a woman of your caliber. Now, where would you prefer to make-out in a pool of our own vomit: The floor of a gas station or an open sewer pipe? Lady’s choice.

NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version unless you’re Frankenstein. Found your nips!

Photos: The Sun, WENN

  1. Show some REAL boobies for god sake, it’s totally fake !

  2. me

    What a lady

  3. me

    What a lady

  4. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke

    Brits can get this tan? Who would’ve thunk? I’d hit it still though AFTER she got the STD/AIDS test, it’s only fair, right?

  5. Mav

    she’s one of the hottest chicks alive – I said hot and not beautiful; there’s a difference, ok?!

  6. han

    I’ve seen that this charity auction website has got Disney ‘Mickey Ears’ up for auction designed by Katie and Peter to help raise money for charity. The Mickey Ears are being exhibited in Brix Smith-Start’s boutique START, London. Here’s the link if anyone wants a look,


  7. Me

    Hmmmm a music has been and a skanky page 3 model get divorced….

    And we are meant to care why?

  8. Those women who do not look good until he looks like slathers on makeup, plug-in extensions, and extensive plastic surgery goes. Poor girl.

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