Katie Price is single

Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:

Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
“They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”

I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to date a walking, talking blow-up doll, so that being said, Katie, how about you and I grab dinner some time? Trust me, I know exactly how to romance a woman of your caliber. Now, where would you prefer to make-out in a pool of our own vomit: The floor of a gas station or an open sewer pipe? Lady’s choice.

NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version unless you’re Frankenstein. Found your nips!

Photos: The Sun, WENN