Katie Price is single

May 11th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:

Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
“They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”

I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to date a walking, talking blow-up doll, so that being said, Katie, how about you and I grab dinner some time? Trust me, I know exactly how to romance a woman of your caliber. Now, where would you prefer to make-out in a pool of our own vomit: The floor of a gas station or an open sewer pipe? Lady’s choice.

NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version unless you’re Frankenstein. Found your nips!

Photos: The Sun, WENN
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  1. Bent

    I’ll bar my windows?

  2. KR

    FIRST FINALLY

  3. FRITO BANDITO

    OH MY GOD!!! Very nice!!!

  4. Bent

    Epic fail KR?

  5. I know this is sad but this is kinda funny.

  6. The One Who Knows

    Close #2 but NOT!!!! This babe has great tits. I’m so proud to see them. This is what I wait for, not some scum bag like alot of the ones you mostly show. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep it up…..

  7. Nice, looks like that walking peep show, didnt let any grass grow under her feet! homeboy sure knows how to pick em….

  8. Richard McBeef

    SKANK.

    Great tits my ass. Unless you are into plastic. Why is her fucking face so shiny?

  9. Mel

    Hey, at least she’s upfront and honest! Unlike other celebrities who “whoops!!” had their photos “leaked/hacked”

  10. Krassy McKrass

    I’m still looking for my cellphone…

  11. Anna

    Who ARE these people??

  12. No 2 you retard

    You sad geek you didnt make it!! Ahaahaha

  13. misskimchi

    WTF! She looks like beef jerky…her skin is disturbing. It looks like balloons are strapped onto her chest. I’m 90% sure her hubby is gay and thought she was a drag queen.

  14. AndrewMacCloud

    The Problem was instead of marrying a Mysterious Girl ,all he got was a Hysterious girl…

    Oh yeah, Katie is gonna pay the Price,,,

    Oh oh oh, Hysterious Girl!
    I wanna get away from you
    Oh oh oh, Hysterious Girl!
    Move your body away from mine, far away from mine!

    lalla la la la laaaa

  15. Jibbly Biggins

    Wow….these people are so vain and disgusting. She doesn’t even look female. Blow up doll would be more descriptive…..maybe tranny on a good day.

  16. Austin Powers

    That’s a man, baby!

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  18. joe

    holy shit my anteater just sprayed everywhere!!!! great tits!!!

  19. joe

    holy shit my anteater just sprayed everywhere!!!! great tits!!!

  20. tanya

    Blow up the last picture that shows her tits, then look at her wrinkled cunt of an underarm.

  21. big tits… shame the nips are so awful. wouldn’t keep my from banging the hell out of her though.

  22. Michelle

    Respect their privacy? Hilarious!

  23. Deacon Jones

    Why would you divorce that???

    She’s going to fuck the dick off of her first break-up fuck, literally.

  24. She was SO much prettier before all the plastic surgery.

  25. Dr. Phil

    I like what I see.

  26. obannion

    I’d hit it

  27. OnlyGayEskimo

    ugh, her nipples look like they have acne – or leprosy – the clap?

  28. f-bomb

    I’d love to see a snuff film with her in it.

  29. mankey o'donnel

    I had the misfortune of bumping into Jordan at the BBC’s shared toilets. One look at my todger and she was on her knees worshipping at the altar of the purple head.

  30. Americanwhitetrash

    She just oozes class. I nice girl to settle down with when shes not busy showing her tits to random whoever, or giving random head.

  31. IKE

    I’m not going to play this, “oh, I’m too good to touch those titties” role, heck, I’d play with them shits. Awwww Yeah! lol

  32. Tom K

    Good old Katie Price lol she is in England what Pamela Anderson is in the United States and Canada……….a crazy ass talentless whore with big boobs.

  33. JoAnna

    I think she’s gorgeous tbh and i usually don’t like ‘party girls’

  34. Mama Pinkus

    her nipples are the size of dinner plates

  35. Isn’t she a little tacky?

  36. LEB

    She looks like one of those women who isn’t good-looking until she slathers on the makeup, plugs in the extensions, and gets extensive plastic surgery. Poor girl.

  37. I CALL katie A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    What a slut. Any husband would be proud

  38. I CALL katie A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    i mean seriously, look at the drunk pic. the guys all around and grabbing her. she was gang banged that night. seriously.

  39. SATAN

    alright katie, now just come across the pond and i’ll show you my new “phantom tongues” move i been working on.

    seriously though, i wish more girls were like her. she’s the SHIT

  40. ummmmm meh

    She looks like a moderately priced hooker

  41. Pilatunes

    My dad’s 69 Biscayne has few miles on it than this trollop.

  42. If U Seek Amy

    I’d fuck her husband for sure!

  43. m.munroe

    i think the more important news is that PETER ANDRE is single. would you look at how fucking hot he is??!

  44. tc

    As an expatriate British Citizen, I would like it on the record that this is not an “English Rose” and does not represent a typical British Woman.

    And I would not put my dongle anywhere near it.

  45. WE ARE ALLOWED TO CRY NOW, folks?

  46. Bo

    oh my god, she looks like a washed up overcooked transvestite.

  47. oh my god
    she is really gorgeous

  48. Darth

    A couple of kids and tens of millions later,i’m surprised that they’re divorcing.It was the best what happened to both of them in their life.

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