Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:
Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
“They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.”
I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to date a walking, talking blow-up doll, so that being said, Katie, how about you and I grab dinner some time? Trust me, I know exactly how to romance a woman of your caliber. Now, where would you prefer to make-out in a pool of our own vomit: The floor of a gas station or an open sewer pipe? Lady’s choice.
NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version unless you’re Frankenstein. Found your nips!
Bent | May 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’ll bar my windows?
KR | May 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm
FIRST FINALLY
FRITO BANDITO | May 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm
OH MY GOD!!! Very nice!!!
Bent | May 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Epic fail KR?
Meream | May 11, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I know this is sad but this is kinda funny.
MM | May 11, 2009 at 1:11 pm
braille.
The One Who Knows | May 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Close #2 but NOT!!!! This babe has great tits. I’m so proud to see them. This is what I wait for, not some scum bag like alot of the ones you mostly show. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep it up…..
ROUGH--king of chat | May 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Nice, looks like that walking peep show, didnt let any grass grow under her feet! homeboy sure knows how to pick em….
Richard McBeef | May 11, 2009 at 1:19 pm
SKANK.
Great tits my ass. Unless you are into plastic. Why is her fucking face so shiny?
Mel | May 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Hey, at least she’s upfront and honest! Unlike other celebrities who “whoops!!” had their photos “leaked/hacked”
Krassy McKrass | May 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’m still looking for my cellphone…
Anna | May 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Who ARE these people??
No 2 you retard | May 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm
You sad geek you didnt make it!! Ahaahaha
misskimchi | May 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
WTF! She looks like beef jerky…her skin is disturbing. It looks like balloons are strapped onto her chest. I’m 90% sure her hubby is gay and thought she was a drag queen.
AndrewMacCloud | May 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The Problem was instead of marrying a Mysterious Girl ,all he got was a Hysterious girl…
Oh yeah, Katie is gonna pay the Price,,,
Oh oh oh, Hysterious Girl!
I wanna get away from you
Oh oh oh, Hysterious Girl!
Move your body away from mine, far away from mine!
lalla la la la laaaa
Jibbly Biggins | May 11, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Wow….these people are so vain and disgusting. She doesn’t even look female. Blow up doll would be more descriptive…..maybe tranny on a good day.
Austin Powers | May 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm
That’s a man, baby!
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FreeGift | May 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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joe | May 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm
holy shit my anteater just sprayed everywhere!!!! great tits!!!
joe | May 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm
holy shit my anteater just sprayed everywhere!!!! great tits!!!
tanya | May 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Blow up the last picture that shows her tits, then look at her wrinkled cunt of an underarm.
Learn How To Make $100/Day Profit with PPC | May 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm
big tits… shame the nips are so awful. wouldn’t keep my from banging the hell out of her though.
Michelle | May 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Respect their privacy? Hilarious!
Deacon Jones | May 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Why would you divorce that???
She’s going to fuck the dick off of her first break-up fuck, literally.
Famous Plastic | May 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
She was SO much prettier before all the plastic surgery.
Dr. Phil | May 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I like what I see.
obannion | May 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’d hit it
OnlyGayEskimo | May 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
ugh, her nipples look like they have acne – or leprosy – the clap?
f-bomb | May 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’d love to see a snuff film with her in it.
mankey o'donnel | May 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I had the misfortune of bumping into Jordan at the BBC’s shared toilets. One look at my todger and she was on her knees worshipping at the altar of the purple head.
Americanwhitetrash | May 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
She just oozes class. I nice girl to settle down with when shes not busy showing her tits to random whoever, or giving random head.
IKE | May 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I’m not going to play this, “oh, I’m too good to touch those titties” role, heck, I’d play with them shits. Awwww Yeah! lol
Tom K | May 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Good old Katie Price lol she is in England what Pamela Anderson is in the United States and Canada……….a crazy ass talentless whore with big boobs.
JoAnna | May 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I think she’s gorgeous tbh and i usually don’t like ‘party girls’
Mama Pinkus | May 11, 2009 at 6:46 pm
her nipples are the size of dinner plates
Giggles | May 11, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Isn’t she a little tacky?
LEB | May 11, 2009 at 8:09 pm
She looks like one of those women who isn’t good-looking until she slathers on the makeup, plugs in the extensions, and gets extensive plastic surgery. Poor girl.
I CALL katie A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | May 11, 2009 at 9:07 pm
What a slut. Any husband would be proud
I CALL katie A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | May 11, 2009 at 9:09 pm
i mean seriously, look at the drunk pic. the guys all around and grabbing her. she was gang banged that night. seriously.
SATAN | May 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm
alright katie, now just come across the pond and i’ll show you my new “phantom tongues” move i been working on.
seriously though, i wish more girls were like her. she’s the SHIT
ummmmm meh | May 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm
She looks like a moderately priced hooker
Pilatunes | May 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
My dad’s 69 Biscayne has few miles on it than this trollop.
If U Seek Amy | May 11, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I’d fuck her husband for sure!
m.munroe | May 11, 2009 at 10:48 pm
i think the more important news is that PETER ANDRE is single. would you look at how fucking hot he is??!
tc | May 12, 2009 at 12:44 am
As an expatriate British Citizen, I would like it on the record that this is not an “English Rose” and does not represent a typical British Woman.
And I would not put my dongle anywhere near it.
gerard vandenberg | May 12, 2009 at 1:05 am
WE ARE ALLOWED TO CRY NOW, folks?
Bo | May 12, 2009 at 2:04 am
oh my god, she looks like a washed up overcooked transvestite.
Fun Online | May 12, 2009 at 4:59 am
oh my god
she is really gorgeous
Darth | May 12, 2009 at 8:29 am
A couple of kids and tens of millions later,i’m surprised that they’re divorcing.It was the best what happened to both of them in their life.