Katie Holmes accidentally flashed her bodyshaping underwear while getting out of her limo at Giorgio Armani’s Paris couture show last night. Jesus, aren’t upskirts supposed to be sexy? They’re not supposed to conjure images of your grandma and make your penis melt. The only way these could be any more unsexy is if a tiny old man crawled out from under there.
NOTE: They’re not pantyhose. Check the feet and how the underwear cuts into her thighs. Or don’t and keep your eyesight.
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Wildhoney | January 25, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Ugh.
JoBOO | January 25, 2007 at 12:36 pm
DAMN she is HAWT!!!!
SECOND!!!!!
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I think those are Maverick’s, they do share the same underwear drawer you know.
cause he loves the cock!
griffmills | January 25, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I gotta get me sum of ‘dat
wedgeone | January 25, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Looks like the top of the stockings to me, although I’m no expert. My wife only gets close to me with NO stockings on (or underpants for that matter – yum!)
;^)
yourepretty | January 25, 2007 at 12:38 pm
geez didn’t she have a baby like five seconds ago? give the girl a break!
JoBOO | January 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Look at the toes and Cankles. Them’s underparnts
wedgeone | January 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm
OK – I’m an ass now because the “NOTE” section wasn’t posted while I was typing up my remark.
( * )
Still me be hose though. Only she & Tom know for sure.
Yet, TCLTC!!
mrs.t | January 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm
That is SO much more embarassing than Brit’s saggy, shorn beaver. Poor Katie. Married to a world-renowned, closeted fag AND jiggly thighs-I don’t know which is worse.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I don’t know this chic’s kinda hot I guess I’d hit it iiiiiif:
I didn’t start thinking about that huge canker she gets on the side of her lip, or that she has a cold dead look in her eyes, or that one side of her face is melting and she talks out of only one side of her mouth.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Clear crazy Cruise wasn’t at this event with her. Look at the size of those heels she has on. Tommy boy would never let her been seen next to him in heels like that haha! Silly short man.
Tikidoll | January 25, 2007 at 12:47 pm
That’s NOT her underwear. They are control top panty hose. It’s still un-sexy, but it aint underwear. Control top panty hose are tighter and reinforced in that area. I thank them from shielding me from her vagine.
mrs.t | January 25, 2007 at 12:52 pm
They are not panty hose. They are a product that goes by the strange name “Spanx”. And they are akin to a sausage casing, causing the wearer to appear inches smaller than real-size. I bought some post-second-baby and they are worthwhile torture.
mztry | January 25, 2007 at 12:53 pm
ANOTHER BEUATIFUL WOMAN…
Asshole you have no penis.
kreboo | January 25, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Spanx!!
jesseeca | January 25, 2007 at 12:55 pm
#12, how is that control top pantyhose? her legs are bare.
chickiee2002 | January 25, 2007 at 12:56 pm
If they were pantyhose you could see them on her feet. Her toes look bare to me.
They are exactly what #13 said.
DancingQueen | January 25, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Definitely Spanx! That’s a good observation about her wearing heels and Tommy boy not being there. He most definitely has Short Man Syndrome!
4DPants | January 25, 2007 at 12:57 pm
News flash: Celebrities only look *that* good in their clothes BECAUSE they’re wearing body shapers, underwires, double-sided tape and, in some cases, industrial-strength Spandex UNDER their clothes.
Not only that, but they wear lots of MAKEUP and they COLOR THEIR HAIR!!!
Sorry to burst the bubble, y’all.
theropes | January 25, 2007 at 12:58 pm
How sexy
checkyourshorts | January 25, 2007 at 1:05 pm
If this is what Katie wears, I would like to see what Donald has on under his suit … something soft, silky to the touch, and made of reinforced Kevlar. If he sleeps in the nude, I’m going with microwavable Saran Wrap.
On the other hand, no I wouldn’t.
LL | January 25, 2007 at 1:14 pm
They’re “body shapers”, what granny used to call a girdle. Not sure why 20-ish Katie Holmes needs to wear one, but whatever. Apparently, lots of celebrities do. It’s better than seeing Britney’s bajingo again. Other than the unmentionable showing, I think Katie Cruise looks pretty good. Nice gams.
Helen | January 25, 2007 at 1:17 pm
It’s not underwear or pantyhose. It’s Spanx. Spanx.com. Every woman knows about them and they are necessary to keep your silhouette smooth without wearing nasty pantyhose. Without pantyhose. You would rank on her if she had panty lines. You would rank on her if she had no underware. What’s a girl to do. Good lord. Big deal. It’s just spanx.
BigJim | January 25, 2007 at 1:28 pm
It’s some kind of new contraption for her strap-on that reams Tom with.
Tom Cruise Loves the Cankles
Tom Cruise Loves the Cold Sore
And, he is also known to hold the cock in high regard.
Whammer Jammer | January 25, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Is she going to get to speak with the aliens too?
lostopoly | January 25, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor.
Pointandlaugh | January 25, 2007 at 1:38 pm
haha! Katie wears a GIRDLE! Just like gramma.
schack | January 25, 2007 at 1:39 pm
she’s definately wearing hose. look how white her legs are compared to her chest and arms.
she’s a humorless twit, and were it not for the fact that she would be nobody if she weren’t mrs. tom cruise, their marriage would have ended already. but she’s a “good girl,” knows her yessir like the back of his hand.
but she looks really nice. whatever she did to her face, it was clearly high-end work. it’s impossible to tell what has been changed, only that she looks better than before.
mrs.t | January 25, 2007 at 1:41 pm
#23, don’t you have a site called redundant.com?
cincy_josh | January 25, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I used to think she was hot on Dawson’s Creek until I noticed only half her mouth went up when she smiled.
danielle | January 25, 2007 at 1:46 pm
That isn’t body shaping underwear.
She just had a sex change surgery and that’s just the bandage to keep her new goodies a “secret” from the paparrazo. Duh.
Niecy | January 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Ok so she hasn’t lost all of her baby weight yet. Tom keeps her tied up in the basement most of the day so she doesn’t have a chance to exercise.
serial snarkalec | January 25, 2007 at 1:51 pm
She’s cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed’s available. Oh wait.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm
“Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor.”
Are you out of your fucking mind?
serial snarkalec | January 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm
She’s cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed’s available. Oh wait.
scienceguy | January 25, 2007 at 2:01 pm
On a slightly different note…….
Donald “Duck” Trump has been meeting with Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie “Gorilla” O’Donnell.
“What’s that on your head”? Said Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to Donald “Duck” Trump.
As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald “Duck” Trump simply snarled in a “manly” way before erupting into a hissy fit!
Whoa! said “BigHouse” it’s not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!
The talks broke down.
scienceguy | January 25, 2007 at 2:02 pm
On a slightly different note…
Donald “Duck” Trump has been meeting with Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie “Gorilla” O’Donnell.
“What’s that on your head”? Said Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to Donald “Duck” Trump.
As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald “Duck” Trump simply snarled in a “manly” way before erupting into a hissy fit!
Whoa! said “BigHouse” it’s not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!
The talks broke down.
cincy_josh | January 25, 2007 at 2:13 pm
wow, scienceguy. i see that joke was so dumb you needed to post it twice.
duvalicious | January 25, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I’d rather see Katie’s spanx than her beaver like the rest of those hollywood sluts
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 2:17 pm
That wasn’t very funny? And Trump is way cooler than Rosie and Stewart. Rosie is a loser! She started the whole thing by unprovokingly running her stupid mouth. The lady has no common sense at all.
Binky | January 25, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Get with the program people !
Girdles are the new black !
kamihi | January 25, 2007 at 2:29 pm
she looks OK here but I can’t help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her – poor cow)
kamihi | January 25, 2007 at 2:30 pm
she looks OK here but I can’t help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her – poor cow)
Russell August Anderson | January 25, 2007 at 2:38 pm
you probably should just stare at the squished cigarette on the pavement instead.
Spindoc | January 25, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Hey, it’s better than the Grand Canyon shots Brittney and HoHan have been giving us.
UNCLE NED | January 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I once read a book in the 80s “The Fundamentals of Scientology” published in 1964 by L Ron Hubbard himself. I wish everyone would read this, or something like it, and get a real idea of how vicious, irrational, and ultimately destructive this cult-religion truly is. Is she brainwashed? Is that Suri-baby a cult baby? No way her Catholic father approved of this. Every time I see her, I think something is monumentally wrong. Never mind her underwear, what’s behind that mask?
Tracy | January 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I have a pair of those… it hurts to breathe when you wear them. Ugh.
bedbugsandballyhoo | January 25, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I thought they were Scientologist…not Mormon.
lor07 | January 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm
They all do it. Spray tan, Spanx, hair extensions, botox in their armpits so they won’t sweat. They have to in order to maintain the illusion of perfection.
Here’s an article on it…http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16596064/
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 3:38 pm
@48….is there really a difference.
that’s right Utah, I went there, come get me!