Katie Holmes wears bodyshaping underwear

January 25th, 2007 // 109 Comments
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Katie Holmes accidentally flashed her bodyshaping underwear while getting out of her limo at Giorgio Armani’s Paris couture show last night. Jesus, aren’t upskirts supposed to be sexy? They’re not supposed to conjure images of your grandma and make your penis melt. The only way these could be any more unsexy is if a tiny old man crawled out from under there.

NOTE: They’re not pantyhose. Check the feet and how the underwear cuts into her thighs. Or don’t and keep your eyesight.

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  1. JoBOO

    DAMN she is HAWT!!!!

    SECOND!!!!!

  2. BarbadoSlim

    I think those are Maverick’s, they do share the same underwear drawer you know.

    cause he loves the cock!

  3. griffmills

    I gotta get me sum of ‘dat

  4. wedgeone

    Looks like the top of the stockings to me, although I’m no expert. My wife only gets close to me with NO stockings on (or underpants for that matter – yum!)
    ;^)

  5. yourepretty

    geez didn’t she have a baby like five seconds ago? give the girl a break!

  6. JoBOO

    Look at the toes and Cankles. Them’s underparnts

  7. wedgeone

    OK – I’m an ass now because the “NOTE” section wasn’t posted while I was typing up my remark.
    ( * )
    Still me be hose though. Only she & Tom know for sure.

    Yet, TCLTC!!

  8. mrs.t

    That is SO much more embarassing than Brit’s saggy, shorn beaver. Poor Katie. Married to a world-renowned, closeted fag AND jiggly thighs-I don’t know which is worse.

  9. BarbadoSlim

    I don’t know this chic’s kinda hot I guess I’d hit it iiiiiif:

    I didn’t start thinking about that huge canker she gets on the side of her lip, or that she has a cold dead look in her eyes, or that one side of her face is melting and she talks out of only one side of her mouth.

  10. whitegold

    Clear crazy Cruise wasn’t at this event with her. Look at the size of those heels she has on. Tommy boy would never let her been seen next to him in heels like that haha! Silly short man.

  11. Tikidoll

    That’s NOT her underwear. They are control top panty hose. It’s still un-sexy, but it aint underwear. Control top panty hose are tighter and reinforced in that area. I thank them from shielding me from her vagine.

  12. mrs.t

    They are not panty hose. They are a product that goes by the strange name “Spanx”. And they are akin to a sausage casing, causing the wearer to appear inches smaller than real-size. I bought some post-second-baby and they are worthwhile torture.

  13. mztry

    ANOTHER BEUATIFUL WOMAN…

    Asshole you have no penis.

  14. kreboo

    Spanx!!

  15. jesseeca

    #12, how is that control top pantyhose? her legs are bare.

  16. chickiee2002

    If they were pantyhose you could see them on her feet. Her toes look bare to me.

    They are exactly what #13 said.

  17. DancingQueen

    Definitely Spanx! That’s a good observation about her wearing heels and Tommy boy not being there. He most definitely has Short Man Syndrome!

  18. 4DPants

    News flash: Celebrities only look *that* good in their clothes BECAUSE they’re wearing body shapers, underwires, double-sided tape and, in some cases, industrial-strength Spandex UNDER their clothes.

    Not only that, but they wear lots of MAKEUP and they COLOR THEIR HAIR!!!

    Sorry to burst the bubble, y’all.

  19. theropes

    How sexy

  20. checkyourshorts

    If this is what Katie wears, I would like to see what Donald has on under his suit … something soft, silky to the touch, and made of reinforced Kevlar. If he sleeps in the nude, I’m going with microwavable Saran Wrap.

    On the other hand, no I wouldn’t.

  21. LL

    They’re “body shapers”, what granny used to call a girdle. Not sure why 20-ish Katie Holmes needs to wear one, but whatever. Apparently, lots of celebrities do. It’s better than seeing Britney’s bajingo again. Other than the unmentionable showing, I think Katie Cruise looks pretty good. Nice gams.

  22. Helen

    It’s not underwear or pantyhose. It’s Spanx. Spanx.com. Every woman knows about them and they are necessary to keep your silhouette smooth without wearing nasty pantyhose. Without pantyhose. You would rank on her if she had panty lines. You would rank on her if she had no underware. What’s a girl to do. Good lord. Big deal. It’s just spanx.

  23. BigJim

    It’s some kind of new contraption for her strap-on that reams Tom with.

    Tom Cruise Loves the Cankles

    Tom Cruise Loves the Cold Sore

    And, he is also known to hold the cock in high regard.

  24. Whammer Jammer

    Is she going to get to speak with the aliens too?

  25. Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor.

  26. Pointandlaugh

    haha! Katie wears a GIRDLE! Just like gramma.

  27. schack

    she’s definately wearing hose. look how white her legs are compared to her chest and arms.

    she’s a humorless twit, and were it not for the fact that she would be nobody if she weren’t mrs. tom cruise, their marriage would have ended already. but she’s a “good girl,” knows her yessir like the back of his hand.

    but she looks really nice. whatever she did to her face, it was clearly high-end work. it’s impossible to tell what has been changed, only that she looks better than before.

  28. mrs.t

    #23, don’t you have a site called redundant.com?

  29. cincy_josh

    I used to think she was hot on Dawson’s Creek until I noticed only half her mouth went up when she smiled.

  30. danielle

    That isn’t body shaping underwear.

    She just had a sex change surgery and that’s just the bandage to keep her new goodies a “secret” from the paparrazo. Duh.

  31. Niecy

    Ok so she hasn’t lost all of her baby weight yet. Tom keeps her tied up in the basement most of the day so she doesn’t have a chance to exercise.

  32. serial snarkalec

    She’s cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed’s available. Oh wait.

  33. BarbadoSlim

    “Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor.”

    Are you out of your fucking mind?

  34. serial snarkalec

    She’s cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed’s available. Oh wait.

  35. scienceguy

    On a slightly different note…….

    Donald “Duck” Trump has been meeting with Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie “Gorilla” O’Donnell.

    “What’s that on your head”? Said Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to Donald “Duck” Trump.

    As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald “Duck” Trump simply snarled in a “manly” way before erupting into a hissy fit!

    Whoa! said “BigHouse” it’s not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!

    The talks broke down.

  36. scienceguy

    On a slightly different note…

    Donald “Duck” Trump has been meeting with Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie “Gorilla” O’Donnell.

    “What’s that on your head”? Said Martha “BigHouse” Stewart to Donald “Duck” Trump.

    As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald “Duck” Trump simply snarled in a “manly” way before erupting into a hissy fit!

    Whoa! said “BigHouse” it’s not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!

    The talks broke down.

  37. cincy_josh

    wow, scienceguy. i see that joke was so dumb you needed to post it twice.

  38. duvalicious

    I’d rather see Katie’s spanx than her beaver like the rest of those hollywood sluts

  39. whitegold

    That wasn’t very funny? And Trump is way cooler than Rosie and Stewart. Rosie is a loser! She started the whole thing by unprovokingly running her stupid mouth. The lady has no common sense at all.

  40. Binky

    Get with the program people !
    Girdles are the new black !

  41. kamihi

    she looks OK here but I can’t help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her – poor cow)

  42. kamihi

    she looks OK here but I can’t help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her – poor cow)

  43. you probably should just stare at the squished cigarette on the pavement instead.

  44. Hey, it’s better than the Grand Canyon shots Brittney and HoHan have been giving us.

  45. UNCLE NED

    I once read a book in the 80s “The Fundamentals of Scientology” published in 1964 by L Ron Hubbard himself. I wish everyone would read this, or something like it, and get a real idea of how vicious, irrational, and ultimately destructive this cult-religion truly is. Is she brainwashed? Is that Suri-baby a cult baby? No way her Catholic father approved of this. Every time I see her, I think something is monumentally wrong. Never mind her underwear, what’s behind that mask?

  46. Tracy

    I have a pair of those… it hurts to breathe when you wear them. Ugh.

  47. bedbugsandballyhoo

    I thought they were Scientologist…not Mormon.

  48. lor07

    They all do it. Spray tan, Spanx, hair extensions, botox in their armpits so they won’t sweat. They have to in order to maintain the illusion of perfection.

    Here’s an article on it…http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16596064/

  49. BarbadoSlim

    @48….is there really a difference.

    that’s right Utah, I went there, come get me!

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