It’s bad enough she’s got her nursing bra showing and open, but look at the expression on Katie Holmes’ face. You can almost hear her cries for help, like she’s telephathically signalling the photographer to end her misery and bludgeon her with a crowbar. Or maybe she’s just upset because she’s wearing the same pants as my 55-year-old mom. As is her boyfriend.
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TJ | May 8, 2006 at 9:01 am
OMG First!!!!!
Kylara | May 8, 2006 at 9:01 am
She looks particularly drugged in that photo.
thebor | May 8, 2006 at 9:02 am
Why are train wrecks so interesting to watch.
The train coming Katie look out. I give it three days before Tom starts calling her Fat Kate.
Land-Man | May 8, 2006 at 9:02 am
So What? I wear nursing boxer-briefs and you don’t hear anyone talking about it.
SuperG | May 8, 2006 at 9:03 am
What a F’N MESS!
TJ | May 8, 2006 at 9:03 am
Mm and she looks just absolutely shattered… I think it’s time for her parents to kidnap her and hide her away for the next 30 years till Tom kicks the bucket!
BarbadoSlim | May 8, 2006 at 9:08 am
Oof, girlfriend looking kinda rough.
And on a cock related matter, I’ve been reading that Mission Impossible 3 is NOT meeting box office expectations, so maybe it’s the beginning of the end for mr gayjeans over there.
brewdick | May 8, 2006 at 9:12 am
nice titsling! and i’m pretty sure tom is wearing kate’s pre-pregger jeans…
CruisingForCock | May 8, 2006 at 9:13 am
Peek-a-boob
Kinda applies to both of them
krisdylee | May 8, 2006 at 9:14 am
I feel sorry for that stupid bitch. Hindsight is 20/20 isn’t it, sweetie-pie?
DinerGirl | May 8, 2006 at 9:15 am
Man, the lifts in his shoes get bigger and bigger. He is 5’7″ and she is 5’11″ in real life and look at that photo. Ew. I hope she gets some deprogramming help soon. That’ll make for a high-rated Oprah episode.
BarbadoSlim | May 8, 2006 at 9:17 am
If your mom jeans fit your supposedly macho husband better than they fit you…
….YOU’VE GOT A GAY.
CPR is so erotic | May 8, 2006 at 9:19 am
Don’t hate. It is obvious TomKat had to grab a quick meal. Milk does the crazies good.
Love,
Hunky Tomato
Sheva | May 8, 2006 at 9:22 am
Poor Katie. Sold out for her career to “help” Tom’s big movie and now all she has is a new 10 year older matronly look and a husband who loves the cock.
Maybe I can’t confirm the latter but the former is obvious.
Damn this girl use to actually look cute.
PeteMcLochness | May 8, 2006 at 9:23 am
Don’t they mean “Kate Holmes wears a nursing bra”? Katie is a young girl’s name. Kate is a child bearing woman. Maverick said so.
talk to me Goose. talk to me
krisdylee | May 8, 2006 at 9:24 am
do your tits hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your tits hang looooowwwwww
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 8, 2006 at 9:24 am
is he clutching her hand extra hard in that foto as to make sure she doesnt run away?
TCLTC x 2
CPR is so erotic | May 8, 2006 at 9:24 am
*paws at Katie’s lefty*
Meow.
mamacita | May 8, 2006 at 9:27 am
What the HELL?! How is it that you don’t notice something like that? I wore a nursing bra with both my kids and I’ll tell you one thing-they’re not made for wearing with lacy lingerie-type tops. Not only that, but as a general rule, you only have it open when you’re actually FEEDING the baby. Maybe she gives Tom a little taste every now and then. I guess a lactating breast is as close to an ejaculating penis as he can get right now.
Proteon | May 8, 2006 at 9:32 am
I don’t feel that we’re getting enough coverage of these two. Tom seems to have changed outfits since the last article and I don’t remember seeing an article about him changing.
michaela_sue | May 8, 2006 at 9:33 am
Where and how was that photo taken? It’s been edited. The drop shadow and tom and katie is completely wrong. The picture is a fake.
sweetcheeks | May 8, 2006 at 9:34 am
Look at that jawline. It reminds me of a certain Paris-Hilton-impersonator!
I have a theory that involves the REAL Katie Holmes being ball-gagged with her eyelids pryed open, forced to watch scientology propoganda films spliced in with the underwear scene from Risky Business, while Tom galavants around with an impostor.
TrannyGranny | May 8, 2006 at 9:35 am
Damn you Superfish. Damn you to heck. I didn’t know those “check my nipples out, soldier” bras had a function beyond erotic entertainment. I feel kinda woozy. *penis hides in shame*
mamacita | May 8, 2006 at 9:35 am
@21
Shut up.
BarbadoSlim | May 8, 2006 at 9:38 am
Nah, I don’t think it’s fake even though the shading might be a little off, the gay ratio to cockality proportion is just right.
Vampyreska | May 8, 2006 at 9:39 am
In real life Katie is taller than Tom. I call “photoshop!” Plus she just had a baby- she wants to be comfy, not wearing some idiotic-looking lingerie.
jiminijilikers | May 8, 2006 at 9:42 am
FIRtS!1!!
aimatcha | May 8, 2006 at 9:42 am
“Smile, bitch. Pretend you’re happy or I’ll squeeze your fingers til they’re crushed into dust.”
mamacita | May 8, 2006 at 9:43 am
Who cares if it’s fake? Since when do we need factual information on this site in order to make fun of people? Seriously.
Spacedog | May 8, 2006 at 9:50 am
If you listen real close, you can hear her soul dying…
delicious_dysfunktion | May 8, 2006 at 9:51 am
Oh that crazy Tom Cruise and his cock-loving ways.They say insanity is a sign of genius,but nope…no..he’s still a fucking ‘tard.
Smee | May 8, 2006 at 9:52 am
OH MY GAWD!!! It’s a thetan in a titsling!!!!
Derek Hail | May 8, 2006 at 9:56 am
This is a desperate attempt to tell the world the baby is real. I just don’t know how Tom Cruise didn’t notice it, or even Katie. I would hope if I was walking around with my penis hanging out of my fly, I would at least notice it or my girlfriend would tell me –
Anyway – if you want to see some more pictures of Katie and Tom from the same day, they can be found here:
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/08/katie-holmes-flaunts-her-nursing-bra-with-tom-cruise/
As a matter of fact, I would definately not tell my girlfriend just so I could make fun of her later. haha.
suzy | May 8, 2006 at 10:06 am
maybe she’s self conscience, because for the first time, she has boobs
Sweetsens8tion | May 8, 2006 at 10:07 am
what happened? She looks like she’s aged 10 years. She once was a fairly pretty girl. Now she has dark circles under her eyes & she has got to have put on 20lbs…one word sums up this picture…MOOOOOOOOOOOO
thatsmyname | May 8, 2006 at 10:07 am
i actually like her jeans.
Italian Stallion | May 8, 2006 at 10:08 am
Her transformation into a man is almost complete………Stallion no likey
BlackMamba | May 8, 2006 at 10:08 am
Katie looks exactly like my mom in that pic. and my mom is 56 years old. seriously
Fisher55 | May 8, 2006 at 10:12 am
poor Joey Potter…she’s a goner
Sweetsens8tion | May 8, 2006 at 10:12 am
I have to agree with you #33. If she doesnt have the insert that covers her breast on, then her boob is bare against her shirt. And if you have ever breast fed, it takes very little to stimulate your breasts to leak. That would mean if she leaked it would just go all over her clothes…it gives new meaning to “got milk”
Geno | May 8, 2006 at 10:16 am
Phillip Seymour Hoffman revealed as father of Katie’s baby:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
Derek Hail | May 8, 2006 at 10:18 am
Haha, new meaning to got milk.
Pearly | May 8, 2006 at 10:22 am
I wonder if they’re on their way to fat camp..oh I mean ‘buff brides.’
Vampyreska | May 8, 2006 at 10:26 am
#34 what does “self conscience” mean? Is that a form of Scientology?
Katie is an idiot. We all know this. That is not a nursing bra. She just got her leash wrapped around her while Tom was taking her for her afternoon walk. Kind of like my dumb dog.
spatz | May 8, 2006 at 10:28 am
whats with all the pathetic shameless plugs for peoples lame ripoff superficial blogs??
meat-tulip | May 8, 2006 at 10:37 am
Another perfectly good rack going to hell…
gammanormids | May 8, 2006 at 10:40 am
I thought scientology didn’t allow mothers to breastfeed the babies… they were supposed to give them honey
xAgonyxScenex | May 8, 2006 at 10:47 am
2 things…Tom is dressed like a total nerd…and holy cow i didnt realize how ugly katie holmes was. She looks miserable
Fisher55 | May 8, 2006 at 10:47 am
her eyes are pleading…she seems like she’s in so much pain
xAgonyxScenex | May 8, 2006 at 10:48 am
my god im still shocked at how katie looks. i mean if you go look at pics of her on dawsoms creek there is NO resemblence to this photo