It’s bad enough she’s got her nursing bra showing and open, but look at the expression on Katie Holmes’ face. You can almost hear her cries for help, like she’s telephathically signalling the photographer to end her misery and bludgeon her with a crowbar. Or maybe she’s just upset because she’s wearing the same pants as my 55-year-old mom. As is her boyfriend.
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She looks particularly drugged in that photo.
Why are train wrecks so interesting to watch.
The train coming Katie look out. I give it three days before Tom starts calling her Fat Kate.
So What? I wear nursing boxer-briefs and you don’t hear anyone talking about it.
What a F’N MESS!
Mm and she looks just absolutely shattered… I think it’s time for her parents to kidnap her and hide her away for the next 30 years till Tom kicks the bucket!
Oof, girlfriend looking kinda rough.
And on a cock related matter, I’ve been reading that Mission Impossible 3 is NOT meeting box office expectations, so maybe it’s the beginning of the end for mr gayjeans over there.
nice titsling! and i’m pretty sure tom is wearing kate’s pre-pregger jeans…
Peek-a-boob
Kinda applies to both of them
I feel sorry for that stupid bitch. Hindsight is 20/20 isn’t it, sweetie-pie?
Man, the lifts in his shoes get bigger and bigger. He is 5’7″ and she is 5’11″ in real life and look at that photo. Ew. I hope she gets some deprogramming help soon. That’ll make for a high-rated Oprah episode.
If your mom jeans fit your supposedly macho husband better than they fit you…
….YOU’VE GOT A GAY.
Don’t hate. It is obvious TomKat had to grab a quick meal. Milk does the crazies good.
Love,
Hunky Tomato
Poor Katie. Sold out for her career to “help” Tom’s big movie and now all she has is a new 10 year older matronly look and a husband who loves the cock.
Maybe I can’t confirm the latter but the former is obvious.
Damn this girl use to actually look cute.
Don’t they mean “Kate Holmes wears a nursing bra”? Katie is a young girl’s name. Kate is a child bearing woman. Maverick said so.
talk to me Goose. talk to me
do your tits hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your tits hang looooowwwwww
is he clutching her hand extra hard in that foto as to make sure she doesnt run away?
TCLTC x 2
*paws at Katie’s lefty*
Meow.
What the HELL?! How is it that you don’t notice something like that? I wore a nursing bra with both my kids and I’ll tell you one thing-they’re not made for wearing with lacy lingerie-type tops. Not only that, but as a general rule, you only have it open when you’re actually FEEDING the baby. Maybe she gives Tom a little taste every now and then. I guess a lactating breast is as close to an ejaculating penis as he can get right now.
I don’t feel that we’re getting enough coverage of these two. Tom seems to have changed outfits since the last article and I don’t remember seeing an article about him changing.
Where and how was that photo taken? It’s been edited. The drop shadow and tom and katie is completely wrong. The picture is a fake.
Look at that jawline. It reminds me of a certain Paris-Hilton-impersonator!
I have a theory that involves the REAL Katie Holmes being ball-gagged with her eyelids pryed open, forced to watch scientology propoganda films spliced in with the underwear scene from Risky Business, while Tom galavants around with an impostor.
Damn you Superfish. Damn you to heck. I didn’t know those “check my nipples out, soldier” bras had a function beyond erotic entertainment. I feel kinda woozy. *penis hides in shame*
@21
Shut up.
Nah, I don’t think it’s fake even though the shading might be a little off, the gay ratio to cockality proportion is just right.
In real life Katie is taller than Tom. I call “photoshop!” Plus she just had a baby- she wants to be comfy, not wearing some idiotic-looking lingerie.
FIRtS!1!!
“Smile, bitch. Pretend you’re happy or I’ll squeeze your fingers til they’re crushed into dust.”
Who cares if it’s fake? Since when do we need factual information on this site in order to make fun of people? Seriously.
If you listen real close, you can hear her soul dying…
Oh that crazy Tom Cruise and his cock-loving ways.They say insanity is a sign of genius,but nope…no..he’s still a fucking ‘tard.
OH MY GAWD!!! It’s a thetan in a titsling!!!!
This is a desperate attempt to tell the world the baby is real. I just don’t know how Tom Cruise didn’t notice it, or even Katie. I would hope if I was walking around with my penis hanging out of my fly, I would at least notice it or my girlfriend would tell me –
Anyway – if you want to see some more pictures of Katie and Tom from the same day, they can be found here:
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/08/katie-holmes-flaunts-her-nursing-bra-with-tom-cruise/
As a matter of fact, I would definately not tell my girlfriend just so I could make fun of her later. haha.
maybe she’s self conscience, because for the first time, she has boobs
what happened? She looks like she’s aged 10 years. She once was a fairly pretty girl. Now she has dark circles under her eyes & she has got to have put on 20lbs…one word sums up this picture…MOOOOOOOOOOOO
i actually like her jeans.
Her transformation into a man is almost complete………Stallion no likey
Katie looks exactly like my mom in that pic. and my mom is 56 years old. seriously
poor Joey Potter…she’s a goner
I have to agree with you #33. If she doesnt have the insert that covers her breast on, then her boob is bare against her shirt. And if you have ever breast fed, it takes very little to stimulate your breasts to leak. That would mean if she leaked it would just go all over her clothes…it gives new meaning to “got milk”
Phillip Seymour Hoffman revealed as father of Katie’s baby:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
Haha, new meaning to got milk.
I wonder if they’re on their way to fat camp..oh I mean ‘buff brides.’
#34 what does “self conscience” mean? Is that a form of Scientology?
Katie is an idiot. We all know this. That is not a nursing bra. She just got her leash wrapped around her while Tom was taking her for her afternoon walk. Kind of like my dumb dog.
whats with all the pathetic shameless plugs for peoples lame ripoff superficial blogs??
Another perfectly good rack going to hell…
I thought scientology didn’t allow mothers to breastfeed the babies… they were supposed to give them honey
2 things…Tom is dressed like a total nerd…and holy cow i didnt realize how ugly katie holmes was. She looks miserable
her eyes are pleading…she seems like she’s in so much pain
my god im still shocked at how katie looks. i mean if you go look at pics of her on dawsoms creek there is NO resemblence to this photo