Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise want another baby

September 19th, 2007 // 99 Comments
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are ready for a second child. The timing couldn’t be more perfect since Katie’s schedule is wide-open. Though I heard she almost got a part the other day, until Tom Cruise kicked the director in the shins. Which was basically his only option because, you know, he’s a midget. Ok! Magazine reports:

“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more than happy to have another girl. Katie feels the same.”

Remember, long ago, that one week when Katie Holmes was smoking hot? Now she’s starting to look like a man. Maybe Tom Cruise likes men. It all makes sense! Tom Cruise is a [Editor's note: The Superficial, in an effort to avoid legal action, will not publish the rest of this post. In summary, the writer goes on to suggest that Tom Cruise enjoys the sexual company of men. There are no grounds for this statement and no evidence to support the writer's theory. Except that time Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch. Wow, talk about super-gay.]

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  1. Danklin24

    What the fuck happened to Katie Holmes? Christ, this girl used to be pretty and she smiled a lot of the time. Now she looks as though she’s crawled out from the sewer to go fetch food for her yungins. Tom Cruise has fucked this kid up.

  2. Kate

    Suri may be semi-cute now, but she’s gonna be an ugly adult.

  3. Notamombut

    Whatever happened to using baby strollers?

  4. mimbo

    So I guess she snuck out and banged Chris Klein again…

  5. unicornzrawk

    Hahaha, I love the editor’s note.

  6. tanya

    I am sick of her mincing around like she is Jackie O for starters.
    Secondly, didn’t that kid have JET BLACK hair when it was born? What the heck was that all about? They must have dyed that babies hair because it came out with blond locks and looked like the baby of her x-boyfriend and not Tom’s.

  7. temp

    omg suri is sooooooooo cute.
    especially in that outfit too :)

    and katie holmes doesn’t look that bad.

  8. jenny

    i think katie and suri look like twins with the hair cut.

    Honestly she dresses like a mom.. and suri is probably the best looking celebrity baby out there right now..ppl should just leave the family alone. they’re happy TOGETHER.. with kids.. how many hollywood families are that close?

  9. adeliza

    #24 It’s the outfit, not the face & hair.
    Right or not, that ensemble is considered quite chic these days.

    Though the pasty face, with no tan also is European!!!
    HA!

  10. Mdizdiz

    Skeletor?

  11. jenny

    and why don’t ppl ever complain that angelina carries her kids all the time? even when they are old enough to walk. so lay off it.

    if i was a mom i woudln’t be dressed like a ho and partying like some other celebrity moms.

  12. Tom Cruise is gay. Back when he was 19 he was a leather bottom down in the West Village of NYC. That’s right, he used to pull trains of men dressed in leather as they stretched out his asshole. Lucky for Tom, most of these men are dead from AIDS so nobody is around to testify about it. Except for my 80-year old neighbor who used to fuck him.

  13. Matthew

    FREE KATIE and TCLTC tom nutso cruise screwed up katie for the worse she is force smiling because of tom cruise

  14. Karen

    She looks and acts like a good mom, and Suri always seems happy to be with her, and vice versa (unlike with her “dad”). Criticism in that domain falls completely flat, and just sounds like rehashed stuff taken from bashing of other celebs who deserve it (a certain lip-syncing pig comes to mind…). On the other hand, she might try looking around a bit for where she lost her identity. She could begin by asking that guy who anal-queefs semen whenever he farts…

  15. Italian Stallion

    He must be craving placenta more then dick these days…………

  16. LauraE

    #5, if you weren’t so fat you’d see your veins too !!! ha ha ha

  17. Alayney

    Katie looks like a dyke and Suri looks like a monkey … not that there’s anything wrong with dykes and monkeys! What kind of a name is “Suri” anyway. Sounds like a sushi; ironic since the kid looks like an ASIAN monkey.

  18. omelette ze roar

    I don’t want more kids from them.
    1. Because I don’t really like them.
    2. Because I don’t want anything to steal the spotlight from Suri.

    That baby is so effing cute I can’t stand it.

  19. bob

    i guess Katie better dust off the ole turkey baster if they want another one!

    this kid isn’t cute at all. it just looks weird.

    o lord above, help me if i become a mom & start dressing like this. one more reason not to pop out any of those screaming brats.

  20. dr phil

    This is a little dangerous for them. Katie got a very bad infection last time they did in vitro. Something about e-coli in the semen.

  21. Bob

    I hope to hell that the people complaining about Katie or Angelina carrying their kids don’t have children themselves. Shoving your kid in a stroller and not having that contact/carrying them is NOT the right thing to do. Carrying the kids is a good thing. As crazy as Tom and Katie are, the fact that she is carrying her child instead of shoving her in a stroller where she can’t see/fell mommy is a GOOD. Many people believe carrying and holding your child is the right thing to do and strollers and baby carriers are wrong.

  22. Jen

    Suri has weird eyes. And WTF with the shoes?! I mean they’re pretty but holy hell I so would not be walking around in shoes like that while I was carrying/playing with my kid. That’s nuts. Is that some kind of punishment Tom is giving her for misbehaving and speaking without his permission??? That is so insane.

    And just because you’re a mom doesn’t mean you can’t look good. I feel sorry for women who totally let themselves go and then say “I’m a mom!” when you point out the fact that they look like shit.

  23. Ebby

    ummm, doesn’t Tom have oodles of money? Is he hoarding it away somewhere, Katie (yes Katie, as dropping an I really doesnt change anything)
    needs new clothes, but Shuri need some SHOES (they dont fit her) ! Share the wealth Tom, your little clone family needs to dress for their publicity stunts.

  24. her feet veins look like those tree roots in War of the Worlds..

  25. MeanMofo

    I really doubt that that fag could get it up twice to have sex with a woman…oh

    and #2 you fuggin dumbass !!

  26. mamadough

    don’t scientologists eat their young?

  27. my opinion

    I totally agree with you #48. People can’t stand it if someone in Hollywood isn’t faked, baked, or augmented within inches of their life. So she’s normal maybe a little boring, but better than most Hollywood Moms.

  28. cat p

    Hopefully their second child will be just as beautiful as Suri. They’re crazy but she’s a really pretty little girl so it all evens out.

  29. Me

    it’s obvious that he has achieved alien spermination status. I mean, just look at katie. she was so fresh faced and vivacious pre tommyknocker, and now, she just looks haggard and run down. guess that’s what having alient spawn will do to ya. Katie, if you don’t know what normal male sexual organ is supposed to look like, you CAN google it then compare it to tom’s ‘little man’. you might be surprised, unless you like that sorta stuff….ohhhhhhhhh she doesn’t look all that kinky…hmmmm

  30. Skip Smith

    @30

    >>”I think Katie looks very happy and carefree, almost as if she’s no longer struggling with the burden of free will.”

    Best. Comment. Ever.

    And Suri looks like a retarded hobbit. Bilbo Teabaggins.

  31. Xenu

    I am Xenu! I command all huMAAAANS to obey me at once!

    If you do not, I will transport you to another galaxy aboard spaceships that look a little bit like Douglas DC-8s!

    Then I will chain you to volcanoes on a new world. Once you are helplessly bound, I will detonate thousands of nukes inside the volcanoes, causing them to explode. Your bodies will be destroyed, and your souls will wander hopelessly forever, attaching themselves to the future inhabitants of your prison world!

    Then, millions of years later, those inhabitants will be lead by a great huMAAANN named Mother Hubbard! Mother Hubbard will teach his people about you ThEtAnS and how you attach yourselves to his people because you’re all fucked up from the nukes! And the volcanoes! V-O-L-C-A-N-O-E-S!!!

    And people will pay thousands of dollars to learn how to scrapE your sorry soul-assess off them so they can be filled with peace and joy!

    One of these people will be a gay actor named Little Tom, who will marry a girl named Katie Homeless. And through powers learned from MOTHER HUBBARD, he will transform little Katie into Kevin, his butch lover.

    Or something like that.

    I AM XENU!!! OBEY MY ASS NOW!!!

  32. Xenu

    I AM XENU!!!

    I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

    IS TOM CRUISE THREATENING ME?

    Do not believe the MOTHER HUBBARD! For I am more powerful than his sorry ass pushing up daises! I am Xenu! Obey me!!!

  33. T

    Katie looks good for 57!

  34. naruelle

    Actually suri’s a really cute baby- lets see if they can make another really cute baby lol

  35. Esther

    I know her two parents are batshit insane, but Suri is just the prettiest baby ever. She’s absolutely adorable.

  36. NH

    Funny text! I’m sure Tom is gay, even if you can’t say it out loud. Man is he GAY. HE’S GAY GAY GAY.

  37. al

    OMIGGOODDDD!! i thought the superfish was BANNED from saying anything about tom cruz ever EVER again….cos i think we all know that tom cruz’s lawyers will sue the asshole off anyone who dares 2 suggest the following;

    - tom is homosexual (true) TCLTC 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - katie wore a prosthetic belly around for 9 (or 10 or 11) months to insinuate that they actually had intercourse (true)
    - tom has something seriously wrong with him (like he is an hermaphrodite)(prolly true)
    - suri is the child of one of katie’s relatives or was created in a test tube using the dna of katie holmes and katie holmes(FOR SURE)

    HA HA HA – the funniest thing ive ever read …

    Editor’s note: The Superficial, in an effort to avoid legal action, will not publish the rest of this post. In summary, the writer goes on to suggest that Tom Cruise enjoys the sexual company of men. There are no grounds for this statement and no evidence to support the writer’s theory. Except that time Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch. Wow, talk about super-gay.]

    these two are the only remotely interesting thing in hollowwood. I MUST KNOW THE TRUTH !!!!!!!! never mind that stupid “people have walked on the moon” crap …..these 2 are the backbone of one of the greatest conspiracies of our age !!!!!!!!!

  38. TaiTai

    I just realized who Suri reminds me of: “Redrum,” Mrs. Torrance.

  39. laprns

    I never have liked Katie-always seemed like the town whore trying to pass herself off as virginal to me. I can tell you though that if you stop eating salty, fatty foods and work out regularly (even obsessively) fat tissue & bloating disappear in your hands and feet showing the bone and venous structure. Lots of celebrities have skeletal looking appendages due to this. I have started seeing it as healthy-I guess because everyone I am around on a regular basis looks like this now.

  40. Ooba Gooba

    Sounds like the Church of Scientology has ordered Cruise and Katie to have another cash cow for the church.

  41. S

    She looks like she hasn’t bathed in weeks and Suri is looking a little temped too!

  42. Kaelindra

    Why does Suri have the same haircut than her mom ?!?! That makes me sick.

  43. ys

    suri’s really cute!katie is a very strong woman carring her kid with those shoes,no man can do that!very impressive that she s doing this to get th attention!

  44. jasper von thetangnungen

    Great Xenu’s ghost! Katie is looking like a French woman and so very un-Katie (which is good). Suri (with the fringe on top) however is looking like her three year old mind is troubled by Thetans.

  45. WakeUpWorld

    I’m a Scientologist and I’ll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it’s a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let’s look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology… Let’s assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you’ll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It’s OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don’t assume that what you’ve been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

    HTTP://WWW.WHATISSCIENTOLOGY.ORG

  46. AmeriCanadian

    :O I am frightened by how haggard Katie looks…how old is she, 28?? She looks like…a sickly 40!

  47. Mel

    I am not a Scientologist, But they came to my College with a Display on Mental instiutions and it was very interesting and true to what I have seen working in one, We just mask their drug addiction with another form (Medication) then they are addicted to that. Then we sent them back into the big bad world, they cant afford their drugs or wont take them anymore, and back to the street drugs they go. Taking Medication has alot of side affects, and very expensive. I believe in what these people are doing, Drugs do nothing, but mask the problem for another Drama in that persons health.
    I think it is so rude to call someones child weird, To be honest the only weird thing is your comment. I think people should learn to love one another instead of people being so judgemental and hatiers, jeleous of famous, couples in Love, with different beliefs. Different really scares alot of people, and so does change. Get over it, and move on.
    You go Katie,Tom and Lil Suri, I hope you two make it work forever, to Spite all these ugly people that Love Drama, and hate to see people happy and in Love. What is going on in this world ? But I pray for commitment and happyness forever.
    Mel

  48. Mel

    I am not a Scientologist, But they came to my College with a Display on Mental instiutions and it was very interesting and true to what I have seen working in one, We just mask their drug addiction with another form (Medication) then they are addicted to that. Then we sent them back into the big bad world, they cant afford their drugs or wont take them anymore, and back to the street drugs they go. Taking Medication has alot of side affects, and very expensive. I believe in what these people are doing, Drugs do nothing, but mask the problem for another Drama in that persons health.
    I think it is so rude to call someones child weird, To be honest the only weird thing is your comment. I think people should learn to love one another instead of people being so judgemental and hatiers, jeleous of famous, couples in Love, with different beliefs. Different really scares alot of people, and so does change. Get over it, and move on.
    You go Katie,Tom and Lil Suri, I hope you two make it work forever, to Spite all these ugly people that Love Drama, and hate to see people happy and in Love. What is going on in this world ? But I pray for commitment and happyness forever.
    Mel

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