Katie Holmes still really pregnant

Guys, that’s not Katie. It’s really my piggy bank with a silly coat. :(

Katie’s pregnant with a beachball!!

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html

Katie’s pregnant with a beachball!!

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/04/katie_holmes_is.html

I’m not sure why some of you think she’s not pregnant. I’ve had 3 kids and know what pregnancy does to your body and judging by her weight gain and thighs, not to mention her belly, she’s definitely preggers.

If you look at the pics in the photo gallery site somebody posted

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0

you’ll see that the “harness” you say she’s wearing is actually a sleeveless shirt under the one she’s wearing. You can see the bottom of it in one of the pics.

As far as her boobs go, the gut has taken over and stretched her shirt to make her look flat.

What worries me is that if any of you have seen the interview with Diane Sawyer and Tom, he basically said she’s given up her Catholic religion. Apparently you can be a Catholic, Jewish or whatever Scientologist. He made it quite clear that she was just a scientologist. Which I’m sure impresses her family all to hell.

Diane also asked him how the relationship was with her parents. He said “great”. I’m not convinced of that one *LOL*.

What I am wondering is…how come Nicole didn’t become a scientologist…are their adopted children scientologists and why didn’t Tom and Nicole have biological children if he isn’t shooting blanks. Just why did their marriage end?

This is the worst looking pregnant woman EVER!!! Butm then, I must reconsider the fact she is NOT pregnant at all!!!
fake, fake, fake…
No, seriously, I can’t believe this woman is pregnant; I’ve been pregnant, so, I know someting, but this picture is so wrong… I think I will clean up my mind and accept this is Tom Cruise in disguise. Period.

It’s not very nice to make fun of pregnant baboon bellied hippos, they’re people too you know!!!

UPDATE: I have just been informed that this picture is, in fact, of katie holmes and not a baboon bellied hippo. Please disregard the comment above, and let the bagging commence.

Xenu hates fatties.

dumb as a box of rocks, plus she got the alien eye sticking out her navel…

I have never seen a navel that big that dammmmm…

i’ve been pregnant twice, and the end of a pregnancy can be a very miserable time. however, i’m sure that time can be made considerably harder when you are forced to hide a tracking device in your mouth. and is part of Scientology rapid aging? isn’t she only, like, 15 or something like that? cuz she looks like my grandma Lucille (minus the cigarette and the Black Oak Indian Casino shirt)

Notice the “black van” behind her in the first pic? Filled with Aliens and spare COCK for Tom. He gets very angry when he doesn’t get enough COCK.

And, Ez-EEEE, you had me at “the dog will lick the peanut butter off”…

Cruise=Puppet, will you just stop calling me? Really! It’s so unfair to your wife…

@ #153
Thats too funny!

So let’s see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney’s “It’s a Small World” exhibit. Yeah..I’d say that’s about right. I don’t think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

This has got to be the longest pregnancy known to man. I’ve had 2 babies and the last thing I wanted to be doing in the final day was shopping. Something’s strange about this whole thing.

LOL #148

You people are so negative, you believe in conspiracy theories, contrails and bigfoot too?
She is pregnant, 8 months she had no boobs to begin with so why would they outgrow her belly? AND skinny women really do look abnormal when pregnant. Her teeth are the same just shot at a different angle. Get over yourselves. I’m sure you are all super hot and have room to talk. NOT!

I was thinking the same thing #147.

I hope for her sake she ends up having a c-section. It looks as though the baby will be HUGE. We should start putting up bets as to the size of this kid! My guess is 10 lbs 10 oz!

LOL #163 + 166

I don’t know what you all are talking about her not wearing maternity clothes. I don’t know any woman in her right mind that would wear a shirt with storks all over it if they weren’t pregngnt. that is definitely a maternity shirt. Maternity clothes are just starting to look like regular clothes now, too tight!

i still think she is going to give birth like the guy in the first “Aliens” movie!

I don’t know what you all are talking about her not wearing maternity clothes. I don’t know any woman in her right mind that would wear a shirt with storks all over it if they weren’t pregngnt. that is definitely a maternity shirt. Maternity clothes are just starting to look like regular clothes now, too tight!

i still think she is going to give birth like the guy in the first “Aliens” movie!

oops, double post.

What the hell is wrong with her mouth? She looks like Tom kicked her and she’s now missing teeth.

This just in: Tom Cruise plans to eat the placenta. WTF?!?

167: did you seriously just use “NOT”? Mike Meyers called & he wants his life back…

You’re fat, ugly, pregnant, flat chested & an alien who killed JFK, Sharonlee.

#169 – Ha ha! So true!

@169 and 176

OMG, ROFLMAO!! You guys are, like, so funnny!!!

Jesus #167, you couldn’t be more of an asshat, this board isn’t for people who want to defend anyone associated with the most repulsive person ever. Also, have you seen pics of Gwen Stefani? She’s a normal looking pregnant person, and was practically anorexic when she became pregnant. There aint NUTHIN’ right with the way KH looks so SHUT UP

#154, you’re never going to get an “answer” from anyone here, this is for haters only, so let me school you. No matter what you say about her outfit here, the pics don’t lie. Her stomach was completely flat in January, which is when these freakish pics of her started to arise. Ya see, the baby isn’t his. My guess is after all the people he “interviewed” for his wife turned him down, he got wind that poor little virginesque Katie got herself knocked up by Chris Klien and went in for the kill. It didn’t hurt that it was published she had fantasies as a kid about marrying him (loser) The time frame is right. Late last summer it was reported that although they lived together they didn’t want to have sex before marriage….. Oh btw, the marriage between he and Nicole ended because he’s gay, and the marriage was never consimated, he doesn’t have sex with women. As for the kids, they are home schooled and strict Scientologists.

MY GOD… is this the same person???
Tom what the hell have you done???
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Katie-Holmes-Posters_i992245_.htm

Can I ask a dumb question? What’s the ROF part of ROFLMAO? Just curious, I’m not stupid or fat.

TCLTC!

She’s really “dropped” since the last Katie pic. That kid is coming any day. Any day, people!

Jacq.

if you’re serious, it stands for Rolling On Floor….

if that was sarcasm, sorry i didn’t get it.

i’m not stupid or fat either!!! Yea!!

#154: “why didn’t Tom and Nicole have biological children if he isn’t shooting blanks.”

All together now!

Becuase…

Tom loves the cock.

#178, so true and good call pointing that out.

Katie is not and cannot be pregnant because …

…Tom loves the cock.

#177 – I just spit out this big glass of cold semen I was drinking all over my moniter and paperwork because your post was so fucking funny!!!

#188

I totally just shit so hard that I broke a rib and burst several blood vessels in my eyes because your post was so fucking funny!!!

Jesus! How shallow can we get around here folks. She’s pregnant you gain weight when your pregnant. If your dick curled up and cried I suggest you go get it checked out for your own good.

is it just me or does it look like there is another fetus that decided to implant it’s self into her bellybutton making it another womb on her. as for her teeth i am pretty sure the sientology church is making her eat rocks which is probably to do with her not being allowed to make any noise during her labour