Katie Holmes says Suri is doing great

July 12th, 2006 // 71 Comments

katie-holmes-outisde.jpgKatie Holmes – who has almost never been seen since giving birth to Suri back in April – was spotted on vacation in Telluride, Colorado doing some shopping with one of her friends. Baby Suri was nowhere to be seen but before getting into the passenger seat of her Hummer H3 and heading home she told Us Weekly:


  1. Lord Absu

    What worries me about this whole “silent treatment”-whatever they do to their children is; doesn’t it retard their language, social and emotional developement? How is that kid gonna learn to talk if no one makes noise around it? Also, hasn’t Amnesty International declared sensory deprivation some kind of torture?

  2. booface

    Isn’t anyone going to mention those white tennis shoes she has on? Oh, I guess I just did. They’s ugly.

  3. pagebetty

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    ==========Ha ha ha! Number #41! that was hilarious! Yeah, that’s true! It could just be one big episode of Punk’d! LOL!

    Joke on us! This is all too weird though. I’m scared. :(

  4. ms0pinion8ed

    Ok. So i went to the bookstore on my lunch break to read the article in “US weekly” for myself. They had pictures of her from the front and she actually is still kinda big (compared to her size before). So she defintely had a baby. Honestly, I think that Tom is just crazy and hes keeping the baby inside as another way to screw with the media. He figures he’ll get more attention this way than by he and katie toting the baby around outside everywhere….

    or the baby has 3 arms.

  5. Laffinmybuttoff

    Tom didnt show off his other kids either. HOWEVER, Its really strange. Before “the baby” was born they did everything in their power to get media attention. Even dragging a very pregnant Katie to another country to prove that they could kiss for the cameras there too! They wont even say anything more than the baby is “great”. No other details whatsoever. Meanwhile durring the pregnancy I think they gladly would have told us every detail of their lives if their PR people didnt warn them not to. I dont believe that anyone in Telluride has seen this baby. Like a previous poster said, if one person saw it, a lot would have. Maybe it was a Franklin Mint newborn doll!

  6. hyped1

    Because Tom Criuse has reached the level of Grand Dragon or whatever it is in his cult religion, he now has the power to make the child INVISIBLE!

    He uses the same technology to conceal his homo-ness! Oh wait, I guess the cloaking technology for the kid is more advanced?

  7. the_doctor

    two words: V Baby.

  8. Toonlite

    okay…baby died…they are hunting for a kid ‘around’ the age the kid should be

    Tom nuked the kid with to meny hits with that friggin’ sonogram….it made look funny

    omg…..this is getting so stoopid…

    TOM…come out come out where ever you are????…that fuckin’ closet door must be stuck…..

    T C L T C !!!!!!!!!

  9. Giggles

    I hate to be the conspiracy theorist, but that Starbucks coffee cup (the red one), isn’t that the one Starbucks uses during the holidays (i.e., Thanksgiving – New Year’s)?

    Just how old is this photo?

  10. missmermaid

    #59

    YES! And hello- it’s *summer*! Why on earth are they both wearing heavy sweaters and pants?

    Something is verrrrry fishy here, and it ain’t just TC’s infected jap’s eye- if you know what I mean.

  11. ffordegroupie

    They don’t want to show Suri because she has seven heads and ten horns, and 666 on her forehead.

  12. YouWannaBMe

    @41- That might be the smartest, funniest post I’ve ever read on here! Congrats!

    @55- I completely agree with you. They had to make such a big deal over being in love with each other, why wouldn’t they make a big deal over the “product” of their love. (aka Katie artificially inseminating herself with Tom’s sperm- cuz we all know… T C L T C!!!)

  13. sherry-co

    HEY LOSERS! MAYBE, just MAYBE Tom & Kate wish to say FUCK YOU! to everyone who criticized there relationship, her pregnancy & the birth of Suri.. MAYBE, after everyone gets done coming up with their own idiotic scenario, they chose NOT to introduce their daughter to such a PUBLIC like all of you, who only have VILE & NEGETIVE comments to say..MAYBE LOSERS…Just MAYBE…they don’t want people like you in there daughters life.

  14. sherry-co

    #14 On every Britney & Sean Preston thread, you all criticize her about the fact that Britney is always holding Sean Preston, instead of letting her MANNY take care of him….

    NOW You see one pick of Kate geiting out to socialize without Suri…and suddenly the Nanny is raising her child…

    You bunch of loser hypocrites can’t have it both ways..every vile word all of you write is drenched in jealousy & envy…Good God..get a fucking life!!

  15. helgecko

    For the truth about Scientology:

    theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

    Free Katie!!!

    (btw TCLTC)

  16. MeganNorrisHasselhoff

    MHLHC

  17. biatcho

    She’s chubby, from Ohio & wearing chunky, brand-spanking new, ultra-white sneakers. Must be a midwestern tourist visiting Times Square.

  18. biatcho

    Sherry-Co, the Scientology Gods haven’t sacrificed you yet? You should be dead by now. You serve absolutely no purpose on this planet other than being an annoying little pooh stain on the underpants of life. You remind me of Tracey Flick from “Election”.

  19. Parishilton_the2nd

    i am definitely.. almost 100% sure that this baby has either down syndrome or some other kind of disgusting horrible unsightly disease. why else would that doorknob at the hickville grocery store or wtv say the baby was funny looking?? its the only thing that makes sense. because tom cruise is the exact person that would be waving his baby around and hanging him everywhere more than michael jackson, with or without the balcony and screaming crowds. because we all know no-one really cares about the TomKat baby. its not like the 2 most beautiful people on earth made it, unlike miss Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt… now THATS gona be one hell of a sexy bitch

  20. WouldntYouLikeToKnow

    It’s not down syndrome or anything like that people. Tom and Katie don’t want everyone seeing the baby because it came out looking like one of the big ole ugly ass alien things from Battlefield Earth. You know, that movie based on everyone’s favorite new religion to hate … Scientology! Ssshhh! Don’t tell anyone that you know what Suremi, oops, I mean, Suri looks like now though, okay?

  21. Nikky Raney

    i really want to know if it exists

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