Katie Holmes pregnant with Suri 2?

February 27th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Katie Holmes could really, seriously, for real this time possibly be pregnant again. The cover story for OK! Magazine claims she put on 10 pounds and her appearance at two red carpet events has people talking. And by people I mean the editors at OK! who are dedicated to saying Katie is pregnant every 2-3 months:

But when the slender star showed up wearing loose-fitting dresses at both the Costume Designers Guild Awards and the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards that seemed to reveal the hint of a bump to spectators, the question on everyone’s lips was: Could Katie have a baby on board?
“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”

Before I destroy the pregnancy rumors like the Bruce Lee of Gossip that I am, why is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards? They’re neither black nor women. Moving on. First, if Katie was pregnant she wouldn’t have that special glow. She’d have the bewildered look of someone who just got inseminated by a turkey baster because her husband cries at the sight of vaginas. As for the extra 10 pounds, hello, she’s got a midget strapped to her waist. Okay, technically it’s Tom Cruise, but now you’re just splitting hairs.

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  1. D. Richards

    TheDisgusting@aol.com — Great name, huh?

  2. ipanema_schuyler

    I’m sure, mailer daemon is going to tell me something about a delivery failure, but yeah. promising name!

  3. ipanema_schuyler

    great. seems like the address exists but now I sent pics of my glorious hiney to a total stranger. or mailbot is fuckin’ slow tonight.

  4. H

    That’s not called a baby bump, that’s called have organs in your midriff. Plus, on thin women, the bellies poke out. If that’s a baby bump, who’s to say Tom isn’t pregnant too?

  5. ..

    She’s looking good in these pictures.

  6. Donna

    they’re starting to look alike and it’s really creepy.

  7. Stoney

    Flat as day old beer____________

  8. deathstar

    Have you ever seen people with deader, colder eyes than these two?

  9. Danni

    I dont believe that!!! There is a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E! starting at 10 pm et/pt. The first season was good but this season i bet is going to be just crazy. Here are those links you wanted play the tush game its great!!

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

  10. spiritkittykat

    First, I don’t really care which idiot actress is preggers at any particular moment and second, maybe she’s just wearing a REALLY ugly dress that hangs on her like a $6000 potato sack. I think that’s it.

    Oh and WOW Dani, #59, that’s totally not an advertisment! I can’t wait to see that bubble-butt moron again…oh wait, I can!

  11. agoodfella

    short people should never wear double breasted suits. David Letterman is the only person to ever pull off the double breasted suit.

  12. Ted from LA

    Does he represent the lollipop kids?

  13. FRT

    Don’t worry it is just the begining…I heard that L. Ron Hubbard used to jerk off every day into a test tube to freeze his man juice for moments just like these ones!

    L. Ron the III on the way!

  14. Italian Stallion

    She’s just in this for the money. She knows one day Tom will be dead from dick ingestion and she’ll get all the cash…………..

  15. JANE

    I will never understand why and how she is 5’9, and he is 5’7.. her heels must be 4 or 5 inches high, and yet she only looks a couple inches taller.. I DON’T GET IT!

  16. Donkey Punch

    I am jealous. The frozen tank that they keep L. R. H.’s sperm in gets more action than me.

  17. kel

    You know, just cause shes not wearing some tight ass dress, doesn’t mean shes prego… Maybe she has some decent values and chooses not to look like a fucking slut! I think she looks great and as for baby bump? Have you ever heard of OVARIES? You guys are idiots…

  18. zsa

    I think she looks pretty. But she doesn’t look pregnant. Look at pic 6 & 7. Perfectly flat stomach.

    zsa

    FK&S!!!

  19. kate

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  20. NIKIE

    THAT’S FINE THAT SHE GOT THE RESULT !

  21. they r fit !
    and the girl z a leggy beauty!
    few days ago , I saw her dating with a teen gril at ~~ pinkmingle.com ~~ z she a lez ? i am wondering ~

  22. JB

    One word: Aliens

  23. Ari

    I HATE TOM CRUISE! He’s brainwashed Katie Holmes and is keeping her prisioner. Suri is Chris Klein’s baby and I’ll believe that forever!

  24. Mini

    Good grief, she’s not I am sure. Let’s see, higher heels, poor posture due to heels (swayed back, stomach out from slouch) and _in a ditch hubby – that’s why people are speculating. Pretty girl, but sadly her smile doesn’t extend into her eyes and she looks unhappy. Body language wise, her left arm is back and slightly dropped away from him, her upper torso leans back as well – possibly suggesting a need for distance and her own identity. On the other hand, his body language is very possessive, strongly suggestive of ownership (or perhaps an ancient Viking marauder with the spoils of a raid). Note how he pulls her close to him, as he leans into her – clearly stating to all who see them that she is his property. Hmmm, maybe he feels his virility is challenged, or that Katie might wake up and realize she’s married to a man with a severe case of “little-big man” syndrome (aka a Napoleon complex).

  25. Rosie

    Wow! I didn’t realize there were so many religious bigots in this country. Thanks for reminding me.

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