Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the Arclight premiere of “Lions for Lambs” as part of AFI FEST 2007 in Hollywood last night. And, dude, she’s doing it again! Katie Holmes is looking hot and smiling – in public! Although notice the lack of heels. Do you think, I dunno, there’s a chance they read this site? If so, Tom! Hey, Tom! I’m going to punch you in the stupid haircut until you hand over Katie Holmes. You’re not even using her, man. As soon as you want another kid, I’ll give her back. In fact, I’ll even put one in there for you. Save you a lot of work and tears. No need to thank me. Helping my fellow man is all the thanks I need. Oh yeah, and the sex with Katie Holmes. That’s nice too, I guess.
Photos: Getty Images
tight lipped smiler | November 2, 2007 at 12:17 pm
It’s the Patty Hearst syndrome.
Awesomeface | November 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Why is he taller than her in this picture?
tight lipped smiler | November 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Or that blonde kidnapped girl kept as aJesus wife type for the kiddies.
Minnie | November 2, 2007 at 12:21 pm
she has some ugly feet!
Ed McMahon | November 2, 2007 at 12:22 pm
@1 and 3 You are correct Sir! Hiyooooooooo!
Vandal | November 2, 2007 at 12:24 pm
dude…her feet are HUGE
Akare | November 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm
She has a mustache.
Jumpin J | November 2, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Sure she doesn’t look brainwashed. Is she still married to this wierdo? She is? Then she’s clearly brainwashed. That and and Scientologists are threatening to clean up her image or they’ll take the kids to Planet X. You know, Tom’s ancesteral home.
Weirder than a bucket of hair.
justlikehoney1 | November 2, 2007 at 12:36 pm
#4 – agreed.
If you’re going to wear open-toed sandals to a movie premiere at least get a pedicure first!
BaconMessiah | November 2, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Why are her arms so fucking long. She should be protecting the key, blocking shots and shit, not acting.
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I’d let Tom do me in the butt if I got to lick Katie. He might go for it, my ass is kinda hairy.
big | November 2, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Tom looks like the father from the Omen
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:38 pm
She looks like the type that just lays there.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:38 pm
She looks like the type that just lays there.
VEGGI | November 2, 2007 at 12:38 pm
why does my troll always talk about asses? weirdo. SHAADAP!
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 12:40 pm
ewwww FRIST!!! You made me think about them doing it. What if he talks dirty to her. Y to the uck!!!
Achin4dabacon | November 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She does have long arms. It’s like when I get erections watching Tayshaun Prince in slow motion replays.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm
sorry
Xenu | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Dammit! I told the Sea Org to up her dosage last week. Fucking idiots…
U.N. Observer | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
notice there’s no denial of the hairy ass
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
not news | November 2, 2007 at 12:42 pm
haha – FRIST is h-i-g-h again
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Hey it worked
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:46 pm
No, I’m not high, just bored! You’re high
veggi | November 2, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Oh shut the hell up number 20. Do I also need to clarify for your stupid head that I don’t want Tom to fuck me in the ass or lick Katie? Can you read this? Is your head hurting? Are you that much of a fucking tard?
U.N. Observer | November 2, 2007 at 12:48 pm
again, everything “butt” a denial
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I like to fuck in the hairy ass.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell bill clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai’
When I feel the effects
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I love hairy ass too.
hegadeth | November 2, 2007 at 12:54 pm
TCLTC!
MrsWentz | November 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She looks preggers
whoneedsenemies | November 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She looks cross eyed in #12
Texas Tranny | November 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Nothing beats sniffin’ a finger that just came out of a hairy butt! Like, say, veggi’s.
Blondie | November 2, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Katie Holmes is never allowed to wear sandals in public again!! *shudder*
God Dammit Woman – its almost winter – hide those ugly feet in a pair of boots or something!
my comment | November 2, 2007 at 1:06 pm
She looks good.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 1:06 pm
#29 and 30, I’m still bored
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
TT, in that case, here, sniff my finger…
Dee | November 2, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Wow, Tom is looking more and more like Alfalfa from Our Gang. I’m pretty sure he and his matronly wife do not see the same thing when they look in the mirror at themselves as we see when we look at them. Very weird people. Just imagine the headlines in a few years, we all know what’s going to happen and the prenup has it covered as usual. Use ‘em up and throw ‘em away eh Tom. He likely chose Katie to have kids with as he figures he can keep dominating her and obviously she has lost all semblance of self. But that won’d last…this is gonna turn into a train wreck, stay tuned. It’s just too bad that this sort bring innocent children into the world…but then again, it’s not about children, it is about themselves (or rather Tiny Tom).
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Hey FRIST both our trolls like the same thing, hairy ass, maybe they should get together.
Sheila | November 2, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Katie is cute, but LOOK AT THOSE HORRIBLE FEET!! what the hell is growing on them? No wonder she wears heels regularly, her feet are GROSS… Please, do us all a favor and put the heels back on….
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm
It’s like how we met…mmmmm…Steamers….
23apples | November 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm
UHHH picture number 6. Tom looks like a cartoon character. A poorly drawn one.
And Katie’s feet are revolting. It looks like she has extra bones or strangely placed bunions growing on her toes… Why not wear flats that are closed toed? Those are ugly ass feet and no one wants to see that.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm
They are together, a schitzophrenic troll
PunkA | November 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Xenu loves you, Kate!!! Now give him all of your money, bow down to him, and prepare yourself to jump into a volcano after you give TC some babies.
jg | November 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Her shoes are a size too small. Toes should not hang over the ends of the shoes!!!
Elliot | November 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
blah blah hobbit feet blah blah eat a live cobra blah blah blah xenu blah blah its over, johnny
gotmilk? | November 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
do not look at her feet in the 3rd from last photo…i am warning you all.
tom is probably pissed that katie didn’t part her hair on the same side that he did because he wants them to look alike. fucking freak.
Vince Lombardi | November 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm
@7 – of course she has a mustache: she’s the man