Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the Arclight premiere of “Lions for Lambs” as part of AFI FEST 2007 in Hollywood last night. And, dude, she’s doing it again! Katie Holmes is looking hot and smiling – in public! Although notice the lack of heels. Do you think, I dunno, there’s a chance they read this site? If so, Tom! Hey, Tom! I’m going to punch you in the stupid haircut until you hand over Katie Holmes. You’re not even using her, man. As soon as you want another kid, I’ll give her back. In fact, I’ll even put one in there for you. Save you a lot of work and tears. No need to thank me. Helping my fellow man is all the thanks I need. Oh yeah, and the sex with Katie Holmes. That’s nice too, I guess.
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It’s the Patty Hearst syndrome.
Why is he taller than her in this picture?
Or that blonde kidnapped girl kept as aJesus wife type for the kiddies.
she has some ugly feet!
@1 and 3 You are correct Sir! Hiyooooooooo!
dude…her feet are HUGE
She has a mustache.
Sure she doesn’t look brainwashed. Is she still married to this wierdo? She is? Then she’s clearly brainwashed. That and and Scientologists are threatening to clean up her image or they’ll take the kids to Planet X. You know, Tom’s ancesteral home.
Weirder than a bucket of hair.
#4 – agreed.
If you’re going to wear open-toed sandals to a movie premiere at least get a pedicure first!
Why are her arms so fucking long. She should be protecting the key, blocking shots and shit, not acting.
I’d let Tom do me in the butt if I got to lick Katie. He might go for it, my ass is kinda hairy.
Tom looks like the father from the Omen
She looks like the type that just lays there.
She looks like the type that just lays there.
why does my troll always talk about asses? weirdo. SHAADAP!
ewwww FRIST!!! You made me think about them doing it. What if he talks dirty to her. Y to the uck!!!
She does have long arms. It’s like when I get erections watching Tayshaun Prince in slow motion replays.
sorry
Dammit! I told the Sea Org to up her dosage last week. Fucking idiots…
notice there’s no denial of the hairy ass
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
Why is the fish so slow lately? No wonder all the double posts. Here I’m going to try to make this a triple. Wish me luck!
haha – FRIST is h-i-g-h again
Hey it worked
No, I’m not high, just bored! You’re high
Oh shut the hell up number 20. Do I also need to clarify for your stupid head that I don’t want Tom to fuck me in the ass or lick Katie? Can you read this? Is your head hurting? Are you that much of a fucking tard?
again, everything “butt” a denial
I like to fuck in the hairy ass.
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
Well it’s the funk elastic
The blunt I twist it
The slammer five
Buddha fine
Funk on your desk, es’
Oh what you missed this
You got to bear witness
Catch a ho’, and another ho’
Merry christmas
Yes I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip
I roll shit
Fold the blunt
At once
To approach it
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What’s the commotion
Yo I’m not joking around, people learnin’
’bout what they’re smoking
My oven’s on high when I roast the quayo
Tell bill clinton to go and inhale
Exhale
Now you the phunk of the thai’
When I feel the effects
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I want to get high, so high
I love hairy ass too.
TCLTC!
She looks preggers
She looks cross eyed in #12
Nothing beats sniffin’ a finger that just came out of a hairy butt! Like, say, veggi’s.
Katie Holmes is never allowed to wear sandals in public again!! *shudder*
God Dammit Woman – its almost winter – hide those ugly feet in a pair of boots or something!
She looks good.
#29 and 30, I’m still bored
TT, in that case, here, sniff my finger…
Wow, Tom is looking more and more like Alfalfa from Our Gang. I’m pretty sure he and his matronly wife do not see the same thing when they look in the mirror at themselves as we see when we look at them. Very weird people. Just imagine the headlines in a few years, we all know what’s going to happen and the prenup has it covered as usual. Use ‘em up and throw ‘em away eh Tom. He likely chose Katie to have kids with as he figures he can keep dominating her and obviously she has lost all semblance of self. But that won’d last…this is gonna turn into a train wreck, stay tuned. It’s just too bad that this sort bring innocent children into the world…but then again, it’s not about children, it is about themselves (or rather Tiny Tom).
Hey FRIST both our trolls like the same thing, hairy ass, maybe they should get together.
Katie is cute, but LOOK AT THOSE HORRIBLE FEET!! what the hell is growing on them? No wonder she wears heels regularly, her feet are GROSS… Please, do us all a favor and put the heels back on….
It’s like how we met…mmmmm…Steamers….
UHHH picture number 6. Tom looks like a cartoon character. A poorly drawn one.
And Katie’s feet are revolting. It looks like she has extra bones or strangely placed bunions growing on her toes… Why not wear flats that are closed toed? Those are ugly ass feet and no one wants to see that.
They are together, a schitzophrenic troll
Xenu loves you, Kate!!! Now give him all of your money, bow down to him, and prepare yourself to jump into a volcano after you give TC some babies.
Her shoes are a size too small. Toes should not hang over the ends of the shoes!!!
blah blah hobbit feet blah blah eat a live cobra blah blah blah xenu blah blah its over, johnny
do not look at her feet in the 3rd from last photo…i am warning you all.
tom is probably pissed that katie didn’t part her hair on the same side that he did because he wants them to look alike. fucking freak.
@7 – of course she has a mustache: she’s the man