“Okay, stay cool, Katie. The scarf is working. So you forgot you had rehearsal today and had to run out of the apartment in your Tom clothes. You were caught up playing ‘The Ship’s Captain Meets the Young Stow Away Who is Definitely a Dude.’ There’s no crime in being a good wife. Er, partner. (Sorry, Tom!) Now act natural. You were in Mad Money, dammit, and you’re a pro. Man, I am really late. If they replace me with Maggie Gyllenhaal, I will seriously flip the fuck out. But quietly in my head or else the shock collar will go off. That thing stings like a bitchass.”
Photos: Splash News
surlywench | August 6, 2008 at 9:48 am
She looked cutest with the bob cut. This one isn’t bad on h er, but I do see an alarming trend of her hair getting shorter and shorter. What’s next? A buzz cut?
mike jones | August 6, 2008 at 9:48 am
gross
B | August 6, 2008 at 9:49 am
puke
rough daddy | August 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
cute but sexless…
soahc | August 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
either Tom is gay or he has no taste in women.
kate | August 6, 2008 at 9:53 am
am i the only one who noticed that everything on this site is in italics for some reason?
Crystal | August 6, 2008 at 9:55 am
what was she thinking when she put this outfit on?? something is seriously wrong here.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 6, 2008 at 9:57 am
Its strange in some photos her shirt is long sleeved and in some short?
Is she trying to distract us with that gamet from something? Some bruises on her neck maybe?Blackeyes?
The Kilted Yaksman | August 6, 2008 at 10:01 am
Friends don’t let friends peg their jeans. On the other hand Tom probably lets Katie “peg” him all the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging
sadman | August 6, 2008 at 10:01 am
she used to be hot damn it, it’d help if she stopped getting these gawdawful boy haircuts… and her body has seen better days. shit, I think she’s just given up.
hope she can get back
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 6, 2008 at 10:03 am
yo yo #5, no brainer there.
yukadoozer | August 6, 2008 at 10:09 am
When will her electric shock treatment be over?
Luke | August 6, 2008 at 10:09 am
Can;t you guys see between the lines here? Boy this board is so stupids
D | August 6, 2008 at 10:16 am
#6 – I noticed everything is in italics and it’s annoying. plus, the killer popups are back. wtf is going on with this site??
josh | August 6, 2008 at 10:16 am
I think she looks pretty cool…
gerard Vandenberg | August 6, 2008 at 10:17 am
………………tommy was out of town?
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 10:17 am
I wonder if that scarf is hiding ligature marks…
burgernoodle for the masses | August 6, 2008 at 10:18 am
of course she’s turning into a man!! tom wouldn’t sleep with her otherwise. duh!
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 10:20 am
#13 – “Boy this board is so stupids”
Yea… it’s the board that’s so “stupids”… not you…
Dick LaDouche | August 6, 2008 at 10:22 am
Nicole Kidman must be thanking the heavens that she got out of that cult
areuretarded | August 6, 2008 at 10:25 am
she’s pregnant obviously
Randal | August 6, 2008 at 10:36 am
Love the look Katie! Are those jeans from A&F? They look the style but any type of jean would look great on your form fitting body. The scarf adds that extra flare which pulls the eye down toward your opened shirt.
See you soon!
Randal
Vlad | August 6, 2008 at 10:42 am
That dude looks totally ghey…
___ | August 6, 2008 at 10:45 am
Randal,
The only reason you love the look is because she now oficially looks like an affeminate dude. Please take your fashion review to an appropriate venue. And why do you write directly to the people in the pictures as if they are actually reading? Fuck off, pillow biter. Go spread your sunshine elsewhere.
maggie | August 6, 2008 at 10:46 am
I think she looks pretty hot. Gives her a bit of edge.
zegabe | August 6, 2008 at 11:22 am
you don’t fucking understand because you’re not CLEAR.
and, if you were an Operating Thetan Level 9 THEN you’d know why she looks like this.
Xadu Rules!
by the way for only $999.99 i can:
1. explain to you why she’s changing her looks (saving at least $1000.000 to become a thetan level 9!)
2. declare you CLEAR, as long as you can tell me who’s boobs those are in the pictures I’d show you (SPECIAL OFFER! to help you become clear, for only an additional $225 i’ll only use pics from thesuperficial to help you… see more clearly)
3. give you a special edition XADU miniature keychain!
sorry scientology. i think i got the whole purpose of your “church” and thought i’d use the “knowledge” to “help” others while I make a modest amount of money. Of course, i still recognize and bow to the Church as the maximum authority on ripping off people.
Jeremy | August 6, 2008 at 11:32 am
Holy flipping frick. Please tell me tight rolls are not coming back.
Cattyluo | August 6, 2008 at 11:39 am
Her profile was found on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m —More excellent pictures will be found on this site.Don’t miss it.
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 11:46 am
#27 – Heh heh, heh heh… come… back… heh heh
TCLTC
sixpack | August 6, 2008 at 11:49 am
never had an interest in this girl…and now that she’s with that asshat, forget it!
Jay | August 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Cute and sexy. Outshines Tom even on a cloudy day. Tom is a metrosexual and primps. Katie is a WOMAN who dresses, not a sissy little girl or over coiffed, botaxed California lap lion. If I was younger and she was insane, I’d hit that any day.
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I’d only hit that if she agreed to box.
waybigdog | August 6, 2008 at 12:07 pm
And here I thought Ashley Simpson was married to the guy pictured above .
norton | August 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm
She looks emaciated.
Paola | August 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hey that’s not the same sweater, those out fits are not the same! I like her hair…….
Dorito Man | August 6, 2008 at 12:29 pm
There’s nothing wrong with her, folks. (Except her taste in men) She looks great.
Jumpin_J | August 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Hey kids, I heard there’s tickets available to to see her on Broadway in All My Sons. Plenty of tickets. Loads of tickets. I think they could get the entire audience that saw Mad Money to see her on Broadway. Yawwwn. Remind me again why we give two $#@! about her?
Bohhhhhhhhh | August 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I Think she looks pregnant………. -.-
Nikki | August 6, 2008 at 1:07 pm
She’s a cutie..not the best choice of pants, but eh we all have those days.
blugardenia | August 6, 2008 at 1:10 pm
she looks happier than i’ve seen her in a long time. but those god-awful ill-fitting pegged jeans have got to go! at the very least, lose the pegs!
Matthew | August 6, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Free Katie and TCLTC
Boston_Freek | August 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#24 Screw you dude. Randal is one of the main reasons I come to this site. Go blow yourself….Randal rocks
Nor Cal | August 6, 2008 at 3:25 pm
She has been running those jeans for the last 5 times i’ve seen her in pix. Is she trying to bring that style in? It’s not hot at all! she probably thinks she has some influence on style in America and prove that millions of girls will wear this gunk of a way to roll jeans because she didn’t take em off for a year and have her ego stroked for a retarded reason. Katie is one of the prettiest girls in the biz and even w/a dike hair cut she’s a cutie. I want to hate her way more than i do, but she is kind of adorable. bitch
Janet | August 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Are those french cuffs?
Blah | August 6, 2008 at 5:53 pm
that is one lost girl…or should I say, lost boy
friendlyfires | August 6, 2008 at 8:34 pm
She resembles a cold Gallic lipstick lesbo tryin’ to pass for butch but only manages to come off as a prepubescent male prostitute trolling for old queens off of Leicester Square.
There, top THAT Superficial Writer!
mary | August 6, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I think this is called a mental breakdown or a meltdown. OMG, what’s next?
It’s getting to be like watching Amy Winehouse, very painful.
mary | August 6, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I think this is called a mental breakdown or a meltdown. OMG, what’s next?
It’s getting to be like watching Amy Winehouse, very painful.
roop | August 6, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Nice ascot there Fred, going off to solve another groovy mystery? Oh you meddling Scientologist you!
Fasc(ion)ist(a) | August 6, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Roop–
I just peed a little bit reading your post.
Back to the Mystery Van (don’t bogart the Scooby snacks!)!!!