Katie Holmes spared some time for the low-key Christmas party in her apartment building’s lobby over the weekend, according to Page Six:
“She was very nice, even though she always has the bodyguard with her,” said our spy. “She only stayed for about two minutes to make small talk with some of her neighbors on the way to her waiting SUV.”
Of course, by bodyguard the spy meant Suri Cruise who spent her time ransacking the cookie tray and karate chopping the “yucky” men “not pwetty enough for daddy.” She was awarded that night with the land rights to a small tropical island which she promptly traded for a whoopie cushion to the kid in 4-E. (He got bored with the jet.)
Photos: Splash News
Nklof | December 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm
FIRST!
Val | December 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm
too cute!
Me | December 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Tom Cruise’s impotent little genitalia
Sid | December 16, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She wanted to stay longer but Tom pressed the “shock” button on his crusty dildo shaped remote control and Katie walked rapidly away from the party.
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | December 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Dayum. Tha little one probably weighs more than her mom.
havoc | December 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Aww….Tom looks cute in his little dress and coat.
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Sam | December 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Suri puts a new slant on their marriage.
friendlystoner | December 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
what has Tom “i`m a fucking douche lover” Cruise done to this woman?
she used to be so hot, now look at her.
the stress of being married to a closet gay boy must be very stressful i suppose.
fuck you tom and your bum loving scientology ways!!!!
Thumperchica | December 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Anyone else notice that Katie and Tom are starting to really look alike? It must be a creepy Scientology thing
Rodolfo | December 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She done too much breastfeeding. Her tits are totally gone.
RichPort's Ghost | December 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Katie Holmes looks like the unhappiest beard on the planet.
Pap Smear | December 16, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Suri looks surprisingly fuckable
necessaryROUGHness | December 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
12=hollywood hillbilly!
Randal | December 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Katie offers a look of sophistication from head to toe and even cute little Suri has a splash of red to match her beautiful mother. There’s been speculation in the industry that Tom and Katie are moving forward on contract talks to appear together in Top Gun 2, which if is the case, will be one of the biggest summer movie hits in a very long time.
Randal
AteIsEnough | December 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
@14 – Randal, you have got to be a GIGANTIC LOSER, and / or a faggy nerd to post something like that. It was hilarious!!! Oh, and “fabulous” if you prefer.
aaahhhh-ha-aha-aha-hhahaha-ahah!!
AteIsEnough | December 16, 2008 at 3:54 pm
@12 – and THAT’S NOT funny at ALL! You sick bastard.
Alice | December 16, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Kati and Suri look purfect!, just like always!
overheard at the party | December 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“Mommy, why do I have so many ‘uncles’?”
Matthew | December 16, 2008 at 4:07 pm
free katie and TCLTC
lola | December 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm
i love you, Randal! as always:)
p0nk | December 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
TCLTC
@3, Your friends at Club Penguin miss you.
Fleur | December 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@ #12 – you disgusting pervert, what a gross and unfunny thing to say, sicko! You must be a child toucher because not even the most rotten person on the planet would joke about something like that. Be grateful you can hide behind internet anonymity because you would get the ass-kicking you deserve if you disclosed your identity. Get some professional help you waste of skin or better yet do the world a favour and go kill yourself. The world won’t miss one more degenerate fuck like you.
vanessa | December 16, 2008 at 4:32 pm
hollowed cheeks are so hot right now, katie. way to take a stand against food.
Jail Lawsuit | December 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That top pic creeps me out. Suri either looks superimposed into the photo or like she’s floating.
Big Poppa Stump | December 16, 2008 at 4:43 pm
#12 – You’re a sick disgusting fuck and I would take much pleasure in holding your head under water until you stopped kicking.
iknowbetter | December 16, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Picture #7…I found Waldow!
jenny | December 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Um I never liked Katie Holmes but what the fuck has Tom done to her??? See how she is sticj thin and Zombie-like, but we are not supposed to notice that because she is wearing $10,000 pants and $50,000 shoes.
RJ | December 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Is it just me or is Katie loosing her good looks and charm.
Lindsay | December 16, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Aww…Suri is so damn cute!
lindary | December 16, 2008 at 8:56 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Penny Bright | December 16, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Suri is a perfect baby girl. Seems she’ll has perfect life. So rich and popular.
The Laughing G-D | December 16, 2008 at 9:26 pm
In the first few pictures you can make out a spot of herpes. Now is it type 1, or with people’s practices these days, type 2? Vote now!
Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Katie Holmes does not deserve media attention. Another one of those people like Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson and Rumor Willis. Just Hollywood connections and stealing the thunder from real actresses out there. We have to pay by looking at them, more than the actress who got bilked due to Hollywood Nepotism. The End.
Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 10:09 pm
My site doesn’t link to selling you anything. Just a blog on celebrities and I take on no advertisers. It’s free and fun.
gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm
ARE THIS GODDAMN scientology-CLOTHES AND LOAFERS?
This aren’t the 1940S any more!!
GIVE HER CLOTHES TO PLAY IN, you two absolute MORONS!!
IMBECILES, IDIOTS!!
Me 2 | December 16, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Suri Cruise is so cute. I’m sure she’ll turn out to be as big of a freak as her parents are but right now she is friggin’ adorable.
oh and I’m going to give @12 the benefit of the doubt and say he was kidding but that was still a tasteless, not to mention illegal, thing to say.
Fati | December 17, 2008 at 12:51 am
cute baby-princess. feel bad for her fro many reasons. just imagine constantly being under a spotlight in the media since your birth!
as for #12, yea.. you should die, dude. no other way.
misskocopi | December 17, 2008 at 7:57 am
Well now thats what i call CLASS
thats how every GIRL AND WOMAN should dress now
and she looks like shes going to be a freaking gorgeous baby!
i looked a lot like her, but shes way more gorgeous than ill ever be.
This is the only real Mom in Hollywood.
every other mom will be druggin their kids and kicking them around, you just watch. but this mom is going to actually have some sense and class in herself.
well, she didnt have sense when she married tom cruise, but still lol
RichPort's Ghost | December 17, 2008 at 9:24 am
#12 is a perfect example of why more and more states forbid prisoners and parolees from having online access.
Jenna Baby Raper Elfman | December 17, 2008 at 11:37 am
What’s wrong with you people? Niacin induced jaundice is totally in right now. Katie looks great!
Answer Guru | December 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Cutest baby ever! Stop growing up, Suri! :D
stoplookingatme | December 17, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Suri looks more and more like her dad each day… you know, Chris Klein?
fletcher | December 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
# 12 I hope someone where you live finds out what kind of a freak you are and kicks the shit out of you.
Concerned | December 18, 2008 at 12:57 am
This site aint nothing but for women and fags
sweets | December 18, 2008 at 5:19 am
my god she just has no dress sense
tahnee | December 18, 2008 at 5:57 am
well.. i kinda wanted tom cruise to die today, but now i hope #12 does instead
zsa | December 19, 2008 at 1:28 am
He finally did it.
She has no breasts. He can officiaally and successfully see her as a man now.
Anybody remember when she was gorgeous? When she exuded girl next door charm and still had sex appeal?
Forget her looks, when she was considered the next big thing in hollywood and actually had a career?
It’s pretty sad actually. Rock on Katie, I just hope you snap out of it soon.
zsa
hard drive media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:39 am
He prolonged his stay crusty dildo tom on the “shock” button pressed and Katie size remote control away from the party was sharply.