Katie Holmes mingles with the little people

Katie Holmes spared some time for the low-key Christmas party in her apartment building’s lobby over the weekend, according to Page Six:

“She was very nice, even though she always has the bodyguard with her,” said our spy. “She only stayed for about two minutes to make small talk with some of her neighbors on the way to her waiting SUV.”

Of course, by bodyguard the spy meant Suri Cruise who spent her time ransacking the cookie tray and karate chopping the “yucky” men “not pwetty enough for daddy.” She was awarded that night with the land rights to a small tropical island which she promptly traded for a whoopie cushion to the kid in 4-E. (He got bored with the jet.)

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