Katie Holmes might be pregnant again

October 2nd, 2006 // 74 Comments
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It’d be unfair to assume Katie Holmes is pregnant again just because she has a little bulge in her belly, but being unfair is what I’m all about. Just the other day I challenged a blind guy to a foot race. Was it fair that he got hit by a car? Probably not. Was it fair that I stole his wallet as he lay there moaning for help? Yes. Because I was hungry and lunch should always be on the loser. That’s just good manners.

More shots of Katie Holmes and her little baby bulge after the jump.


  1. hilary

    Photo looks doctored to me…

  2. erin

    awwww, give her a break. she just had a kid a few months ago. you guys have OBVIOUSLY have never given birth or you’d know what it does to your body. sheesh.

  3. jrzmommy

    52–this is the superficial.com not fatgirlspityparty.com

  4. angelesque

    I’ve seen the actual photos from this event, and she did not have any sort of baby-bump.

    Granted, she’s not as tiny as she was pre-baby, but she clearly does not look to be pregnant again.

    And I think her boots are damn hot. Good for her for looking so good when surrounded by psychos.

  5. maigh

    First, even if that lump was real it’s not what a post baby bump looks like.

    Second, if you’ve got loops on your pants, they’re there for a reason. Wear a belt, for crissakes. What is she from the midwest or something?

  6. checkyourshorts

    I wish Brain would get a room, and that Ferret would visit it.

  7. He did visit it, in fact we BOTH did.

    It’s called ‘Your Mom’s Room’, and there is a big party inside. Your mom, that is.

  8. jrzmommy

    57– there’s a party inside and everyone’s coming.

  9. Toonlite

    awww….fuck it…they’re boring glassy eyed aliens….

    so she pops out more L.Ron clone…..still does not change a damned thing

    T C L T C

  10. Toonlite

    HEY they both have the same sized tits….LMAO…what a fucked up observation…

  11. checkyourshorts

    speaking of which, my mom said your cock looks like an oompa loompa. to scale and everything. and that she wants her $5 back.

    i’m just making trouble, sorry.

  12. checkyourshorts

    not to mention that since the change, we like to call her “dad.”

  13. checkyourshorts

    I think maybe I should checkmyshorts for my brain and my funniness because there not where they used to be.

  14. Please update this and tell me that she is not pregnant for sure.

  15. Berzerker

    thats just a dead fetus, wrapped around her waist, making it look like she might be pregnant. its a scientology thing

  16. libtard

    @46. Busy turkey baster. Hee Hee! God, I hope she is pregnant. I’m going through a real depression since Brit squeezed out her most recent mouth to feed. She’s too busy dressing Jamielynn/SPF2 up in tulle and ribbons to come out and play. Lohan won’t fall down FAR enough to break her goddamn neck and at this point Paris Hilton would only be interesting if she grew a tail. I guess this will have to tide me over until Tara Reid commits suicide. What’s wrong with Hollywood? All these babies and nobody is dying! We’re running out of valuable resources. It’s simple economics, people! Kill yourself, Tara! Won’t you please think of the children?

  17. Prazzie

    How tall is Tom Cruise? As tall as the man walking in front of Kate/Katie? Taller?

    Because I thought he was quite short. Yet, here Katie is wearing heels, towering above the general public, but Tom is keeping up?

    What kind of sorcery is this?

  18. KelKel

    Wow,her and her old b/f are still banging I see

  19. All I can think about is how that gay sweater totally accentuates Tom’s man titties. No he is totally straight. Loves Tacos.

  20. ALl I can think about is how that gay sweater accentuates TOm’s man titties.

  21. bogdana

    sorry about the double posting.

  22. She’d better be pregnant again. These two need to have AS MANY BABIES AS POSSIBLE. I want a world filled with babies as cute as Suri, and I want it now!

  23. sykes

    72. You know how cute Suri is how, exactly?

  24. why do people always get so worked up on ‘might’ situations?

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