It’d be unfair to assume Katie Holmes is pregnant again just because she has a little bulge in her belly, but being unfair is what I’m all about. Just the other day I challenged a blind guy to a foot race. Was it fair that he got hit by a car? Probably not. Was it fair that I stole his wallet as he lay there moaning for help? Yes. Because I was hungry and lunch should always be on the loser. That’s just good manners.
More shots of Katie Holmes and her little baby bulge after the jump.
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TheHappyRobot | October 2, 2006 at 7:40 am
little early to be faking again, ain’t it?
keys open doors | October 2, 2006 at 7:41 am
awesome… babies rule..
Porcelina | October 2, 2006 at 7:41 am
not another crazy alien chinese baby!
unshavenfan | October 2, 2006 at 7:42 am
Looks like TC needs a man bra.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 7:43 am
FIFTH!!!
Hey Ferret, how’s the weekend?
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 7:45 am
“lunch should always be on the loser.” BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That bitch got NO ass– lookit them back pockets of her jeans all the way down on the backs of her thighs. (pic 2)
hav-a-tampa | October 2, 2006 at 7:48 am
twelthf…
did they ever get Officialy Married.?
i guess Tom is trying to Populate the World with Scientologists, all by himself. maybe no one wants to join Scientology any more.
slantingthroughdarkness | October 2, 2006 at 7:48 am
Wow. Tom’s got good aim.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Bioplant | October 2, 2006 at 7:50 am
Famous gays or bisexuals:
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
Bryan Adams
Garth Brooks
Randy Travis
Mike Meyers
Jason Priestly
Kevin Spacey
The good looking Asian on Survivor
Adult Underoos | October 2, 2006 at 7:54 am
hooray! another sham baby! tcltc!
pop art underwear –> http://funderpants.com
BigJim | October 2, 2006 at 7:55 am
She’s not pregnant. It’s called front butt and it’s an after-effect of child bearing.
She just hasn’t gone in for her tummy tuck yet.
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 7:56 am
I think I owned a pair of boots just like that in 1984!
popegoestheweasel | October 2, 2006 at 7:56 am
Hey bioplant, you forgot that whiny James Blunt dude on your list, he’s got that purdy little mouth LOL
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 7:57 am
Oh sweet irony… TC is looking more like Rainman as they years pass. One word Ms. Holmes should really consider: STYLIST
TCLTC
NotANiceGirl | October 2, 2006 at 7:58 am
It wouldn’t shock me! Besides the fact that you’re super fertile after having a baby …oh wait that would mean they had sex… well the payday doesn’t hurt! Especially when you have the most rancid case of herpes on your face and could use some designer bags to put over your head. Plus with both of their careers in the shitter some baby attention whoring wouldn’t hurt!!!! At least for now we know where this one is hiding!!!!
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 8:03 am
Now that I think about it, she does kinda look like an emu in boots.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 8:04 am
Nobody has said it yet, so here goes:
Tom
Cruise
Loves
The
Cock
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 8:05 am
Fuck you RichPort
and all you stand for!!!
Bioplant | October 2, 2006 at 8:06 am
Oops, forgot Hayden Christensen. He’s gay too.
BarbadoSlim | October 2, 2006 at 8:07 am
again! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…
Angry Ferret Jones | October 2, 2006 at 8:08 am
Shout outs to Brain, Ninja, Tranny and Steeno!
#1 – How could SHE be pregnant, when HE is the one sleeping with men? See # 17 above.
#2 – It takes much longer for a woman to get her figure back when she has delivered an alien baby.
#3 – Katie should stop taking fashion advice from Jessica Simpson. Pull those fucking pantlegs out of your boots.
#4 – Oddly enough, I would still nail her like Jesus to a cross. (Oh – too early for those kind of jokes? Suck it.)
#5 – TCLTC but Katie doesn’t.
Bioplant | October 2, 2006 at 8:09 am
On topic:
I would think a guy like Tom Cruise – even though he enjoys eating dirt pipes and smoking pole – would be able to land a hotter chick than Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, or Mimi Rogers.
Seriously, there are some smoking hot ladies out there. And he continually ends up with the midpriced happy meal.
Be like Trump. Buy yourself a model wife.
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 8:09 am
19 (9)–I think David Schwimmer is a flamer.
krisdylee | October 2, 2006 at 8:10 am
IF she is, I can only ask one thing….
Do these people know what birth control is?
Between this and Brit’s “Irish Twins”, I have fucking had it. Someone needs to sterilize all these Hollyweird fuckers.
Hey BigJim, snowed lately in Cowtown?
dupababy | October 2, 2006 at 8:12 am
naw.. she’s not having a baby.. she’s having a keg party.. and y’all are invited..
she looks bloated.. she needs to watch her intake of budlight and those nasty scientology vitamins.. after all, look what they did to john revolting?!!
serial snarkalec | October 2, 2006 at 8:13 am
Tom can help breastfeed if so.
Bioplant | October 2, 2006 at 8:16 am
23: Ricky Martin, Aaron Carter
Italian Stallion | October 2, 2006 at 8:19 am
You guy’s have forgot the biggest flamers in your little poll
Matthew McConaughey
Guy-Pierre
Alek Dukakis
Lance “one nut” Armstrong
Alex | October 2, 2006 at 8:19 am
Holy shit! I’m more surprised by the Superficial update!
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 8:25 am
Wilmer Valderamma is definately FAGOLA
HolisticWisdomcom | October 2, 2006 at 8:26 am
Those boots are nuts. The whole baby thing… no big deal, many women get pregnant right after having a baby. The whole Tom Cruise thing about being gay… honestly I think I am one of the few people who does not think he is gay. I know a guy just like him and he is simply an feminine, whiney guy who is more like a boy man than anything else. They do exist.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
sharkbite | October 2, 2006 at 8:26 am
Ewww. Not another one.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 8:31 am
@21- All excellent points mi amigo.
Giggles | October 2, 2006 at 8:40 am
Could be baby fat she’s still working on losing….or…..could she be? Let’s hope not.
We don’t need a sequel to the circus.
siren823 | October 2, 2006 at 8:43 am
Originally, I was going to be cranky about people giving her crap over a baby pooch. Those things are hard to get rid of. But then, I saw more photos of the rail thin Katie and her gaunt face and decided that she must be pregnant. Crap, does Tom not allow her to eat? Can he not afford it?
Hopeless_Screenwriter | October 2, 2006 at 8:44 am
@28- Stallion, I’ll link Guy-Pierre &
Aleksandr Q. Dukakis’ site for you!
http://lamplighter-gallery.blogspot.com/
Hopeless
commissioner | October 2, 2006 at 8:50 am
Katie bores me.
Hey, jrz, did you notice the Colts are four and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Four and zero?
Yes, I had football overload this weekend. While recouperating from the salon day Friday.
CelebSlam.com | October 2, 2006 at 8:52 am
Tom’s trying to fatten her up for his stew
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 8:55 am
37–Indy-deedikee!!! You’re loving it! My ‘Skins seem to be on an upswing these days, too. I changed my Baltimore pick at the last minute to a New Orleans upset and got fucked both ways.
pinky_nip | October 2, 2006 at 8:58 am
I haven’t seen that much chemistry since Rosie O’Donnell fucked Tom Cruise with her strap-on.
commissioner | October 2, 2006 at 9:10 am
jrz:
Peyton Manning is as cute as a basket full of Tomkittens. And the Botox has made my “angry” lines go away. Now I just look bemused at the morons who work for me.
Yep, all is right in my world.
Brain Embolism | October 2, 2006 at 9:12 am
#40- I’m dying over here pinky_ .
Wampoon.com | October 2, 2006 at 9:14 am
Looks like she shoved a waterballoon in there, probably to make Suri jealous.
http://www.wampoon.com
jrzmommy | October 2, 2006 at 9:23 am
commish: bemused. hee hee. i did some retail therapy this weekend and as a result will be better dressed than my colleagues — life IS pret-tee fucking good…you betcha.
Equalparts | October 2, 2006 at 9:29 am
Those boots suck ass.
Tom Cruise sucks cock.
shell | October 2, 2006 at 9:30 am
That’s one busy turkey baster in the Cruise household
RichPort | October 2, 2006 at 10:07 am
#18 – Stand in line, cupcake.
tracyp | October 2, 2006 at 10:12 am
Thought for the day: If Katie is 5’8 and Tom is supposedly 5’7, then why isn’t she “towering over him” in those 2 inch boots? Look at how tall she is compared to the guy in the beige pants. (So he does wear lifts.)
Also, on the last pic, is that just my imagination or can I see her HUGE belly “hole” and the after-baby line running up the length of her tummy?
I could be seeing things, but I don’t think so.
enfilade | October 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
Not another demon seed!#%
http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/
Equalparts | October 2, 2006 at 10:54 am
Off subject a bit:
Is it just me, or when you see celebrity siblings who seem to be a caricature of their famous sibling, they change the way you look at the celebrities entirely. Look at Brad Pitt’s brother. He made me look at BP TOTALLY differently and now he’s not near as cute. THEN if you look at TC’s sister….wow. She looks like a Mad magazine rendering of TC and then he looks like a joke.