Katie Holmes might be pregnant again


It’d be unfair to assume Katie Holmes is pregnant again just because she has a little bulge in her belly, but being unfair is what I’m all about. Just the other day I challenged a blind guy to a foot race. Was it fair that he got hit by a car? Probably not. Was it fair that I stole his wallet as he lay there moaning for help? Yes. Because I was hungry and lunch should always be on the loser. That’s just good manners.

More shots of Katie Holmes and her little baby bulge after the jump.

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