Katie Holmes might be pregnant again

October 2nd, 2006 // 74 Comments
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It’d be unfair to assume Katie Holmes is pregnant again just because she has a little bulge in her belly, but being unfair is what I’m all about. Just the other day I challenged a blind guy to a foot race. Was it fair that he got hit by a car? Probably not. Was it fair that I stole his wallet as he lay there moaning for help? Yes. Because I was hungry and lunch should always be on the loser. That’s just good manners.

More shots of Katie Holmes and her little baby bulge after the jump.


  1. little early to be faking again, ain’t it?

  2. keys open doors

    awesome… babies rule..

  3. Porcelina

    not another crazy alien chinese baby!

  4. unshavenfan

    Looks like TC needs a man bra.

  5. FIFTH!!!

    Hey Ferret, how’s the weekend?

  6. jrzmommy

    “lunch should always be on the loser.” BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That bitch got NO ass– lookit them back pockets of her jeans all the way down on the backs of her thighs. (pic 2)

  7. hav-a-tampa

    twelthf…
    did they ever get Officialy Married.?
    i guess Tom is trying to Populate the World with Scientologists, all by himself. maybe no one wants to join Scientology any more.

  8. slantingthroughdarkness

    Wow. Tom’s got good aim.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  9. Bioplant

    Famous gays or bisexuals:

    Tom Cruise
    John Travolta
    Bryan Adams
    Garth Brooks
    Randy Travis
    Mike Meyers
    Jason Priestly
    Kevin Spacey
    The good looking Asian on Survivor

  10. hooray! another sham baby! tcltc!

    pop art underwear –> http://funderpants.com

  11. BigJim

    She’s not pregnant. It’s called front butt and it’s an after-effect of child bearing.

    She just hasn’t gone in for her tummy tuck yet.

  12. jrzmommy

    I think I owned a pair of boots just like that in 1984!

  13. popegoestheweasel

    Hey bioplant, you forgot that whiny James Blunt dude on your list, he’s got that purdy little mouth LOL

  14. RichPort

    Oh sweet irony… TC is looking more like Rainman as they years pass. One word Ms. Holmes should really consider: STYLIST

    TCLTC

  15. NotANiceGirl

    It wouldn’t shock me! Besides the fact that you’re super fertile after having a baby …oh wait that would mean they had sex… well the payday doesn’t hurt! Especially when you have the most rancid case of herpes on your face and could use some designer bags to put over your head. Plus with both of their careers in the shitter some baby attention whoring wouldn’t hurt!!!! At least for now we know where this one is hiding!!!!

  16. RichPort

    Now that I think about it, she does kinda look like an emu in boots.

  17. Nobody has said it yet, so here goes:

    Tom
    Cruise
    Loves
    The
    Cock

  18. Fuck you RichPort
    and all you stand for!!!

  19. Bioplant

    Oops, forgot Hayden Christensen. He’s gay too.

  20. BarbadoSlim

    again! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…

  21. Shout outs to Brain, Ninja, Tranny and Steeno!

    #1 – How could SHE be pregnant, when HE is the one sleeping with men? See # 17 above.

    #2 – It takes much longer for a woman to get her figure back when she has delivered an alien baby.

    #3 – Katie should stop taking fashion advice from Jessica Simpson. Pull those fucking pantlegs out of your boots.

    #4 – Oddly enough, I would still nail her like Jesus to a cross. (Oh – too early for those kind of jokes? Suck it.)

    #5 – TCLTC but Katie doesn’t.

  22. Bioplant

    On topic:

    I would think a guy like Tom Cruise – even though he enjoys eating dirt pipes and smoking pole – would be able to land a hotter chick than Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, or Mimi Rogers.

    Seriously, there are some smoking hot ladies out there. And he continually ends up with the midpriced happy meal.

    Be like Trump. Buy yourself a model wife.

  23. jrzmommy

    19 (9)–I think David Schwimmer is a flamer.

  24. krisdylee

    IF she is, I can only ask one thing….

    Do these people know what birth control is?

    Between this and Brit’s “Irish Twins”, I have fucking had it. Someone needs to sterilize all these Hollyweird fuckers.

    Hey BigJim, snowed lately in Cowtown?

  25. naw.. she’s not having a baby.. she’s having a keg party.. and y’all are invited..
    she looks bloated.. she needs to watch her intake of budlight and those nasty scientology vitamins.. after all, look what they did to john revolting?!!

  26. serial snarkalec

    Tom can help breastfeed if so.

  27. Bioplant

    23: Ricky Martin, Aaron Carter

  28. Italian Stallion

    You guy’s have forgot the biggest flamers in your little poll

    Matthew McConaughey
    Guy-Pierre
    Alek Dukakis
    Lance “one nut” Armstrong

  29. Holy shit! I’m more surprised by the Superficial update!

  30. jrzmommy

    Wilmer Valderamma is definately FAGOLA

  31. Those boots are nuts. The whole baby thing… no big deal, many women get pregnant right after having a baby. The whole Tom Cruise thing about being gay… honestly I think I am one of the few people who does not think he is gay. I know a guy just like him and he is simply an feminine, whiney guy who is more like a boy man than anything else. They do exist.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  32. @21- All excellent points mi amigo.

  33. Could be baby fat she’s still working on losing….or…..could she be? Let’s hope not.
    We don’t need a sequel to the circus.

  34. siren823

    Originally, I was going to be cranky about people giving her crap over a baby pooch. Those things are hard to get rid of. But then, I saw more photos of the rail thin Katie and her gaunt face and decided that she must be pregnant. Crap, does Tom not allow her to eat? Can he not afford it?

  35. @28- Stallion, I’ll link Guy-Pierre &
    Aleksandr Q. Dukakis’ site for you!

    http://lamplighter-gallery.blogspot.com/

    Hopeless

  36. commissioner

    Katie bores me.

    Hey, jrz, did you notice the Colts are four and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Four and zero?

    Yes, I had football overload this weekend. While recouperating from the salon day Friday.

  37. Tom’s trying to fatten her up for his stew

    http://www.celebslam.com

  38. jrzmommy

    37–Indy-deedikee!!! You’re loving it! My ‘Skins seem to be on an upswing these days, too. I changed my Baltimore pick at the last minute to a New Orleans upset and got fucked both ways.

  39. pinky_nip

    I haven’t seen that much chemistry since Rosie O’Donnell fucked Tom Cruise with her strap-on.

  40. commissioner

    jrz:

    Peyton Manning is as cute as a basket full of Tomkittens. And the Botox has made my “angry” lines go away. Now I just look bemused at the morons who work for me.

    Yep, all is right in my world.

  41. #40- I’m dying over here pinky_ .

  42. Wampoon.com

    Looks like she shoved a waterballoon in there, probably to make Suri jealous.

    http://www.wampoon.com

  43. jrzmommy

    commish: bemused. hee hee. i did some retail therapy this weekend and as a result will be better dressed than my colleagues — life IS pret-tee fucking good…you betcha.

  44. Equalparts

    Those boots suck ass.

    Tom Cruise sucks cock.

  45. shell

    That’s one busy turkey baster in the Cruise household

  46. RichPort

    #18 – Stand in line, cupcake.

  47. tracyp

    Thought for the day: If Katie is 5’8 and Tom is supposedly 5’7, then why isn’t she “towering over him” in those 2 inch boots? Look at how tall she is compared to the guy in the beige pants. (So he does wear lifts.)
    Also, on the last pic, is that just my imagination or can I see her HUGE belly “hole” and the after-baby line running up the length of her tummy?
    I could be seeing things, but I don’t think so.

  48. Equalparts

    Off subject a bit:

    Is it just me, or when you see celebrity siblings who seem to be a caricature of their famous sibling, they change the way you look at the celebrities entirely. Look at Brad Pitt’s brother. He made me look at BP TOTALLY differently and now he’s not near as cute. THEN if you look at TC’s sister….wow. She looks like a Mad magazine rendering of TC and then he looks like a joke.

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