Katie Holmes is the happiest looking woman alive
Katie Holmes was spotted going to a dance studio yesterday and, man, have you ever seen a human being look more beaten down than her here? She looks like a kidnap victim that was just freed after being locked in a basement for twelve years. I don’t know what’s going on with her and Tom Cruise at home, but I’m pretty sure it has to be violating at least one or two federal laws. Or maybe this is just how she looks when she’s madly in love. Kind of like the girls I used to “date”, but that now I’m no longer allowed within a hundred yards of.