Katie Holmes is the happiest looking woman alive

March 28th, 2009 // 100 Comments

Katie Holmes was spotted going to a dance studio yesterday and, man, have you ever seen a human being look more beaten down than her here? She looks like a kidnap victim that was just freed after being locked in a basement for twelve years. I don’t know what’s going on with her and Tom Cruise at home, but I’m pretty sure it has to be violating at least one or two federal laws. Or maybe this is just how she looks when she’s madly in love. Kind of like the girls I used to “date”, but that now I’m no longer allowed within a hundred yards of.

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Comments (100)

  1. lilypie | March 28, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club ” A f f l u en tM e e t c o m ” for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

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  2. b78q34t | March 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    All I wanna know is who’s the sexy black guy…

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  3. Super King | March 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Well , what do u think? Being married to Tom Cruise… Omg

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  4. Ali Knievel | March 28, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    She’s still thinking about how she turned down Dark Knight to go with Tom to Germany so he could play gay midget Nazi dress up with Bryan Singer for 3 months.

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  5. jim | March 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    uhh…..she looks alright

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  6. Daughter | March 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    I would be sad too if my husband was an angry midget.

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  7. haha lol | March 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    What the hell is up with the prism at his feet?

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  8. Rhialto | March 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Maybe my babe is here??

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  9. Gando | March 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Holy crap! She looks like she didn’t wash herself for several days!

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  10. Galtacticus | March 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Maybe she’s checking the rainbow in front of the guy’s feet!?

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  11. Darth | March 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Did she just come back from a funeral!?

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  12. surgerylass | March 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    There is nothing wrong with running errands in sweats and no makeup ~

    BUT !! Check out her body language ! Tired sagging shoulders, head hanging low, eyes remaining on the floor not looking up, dark circles from lack of rest … she exhibits clear signs of serious depression.

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  13. Rough Daddy | March 28, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Wonder whos the out of focus handler with 2 backs look like,,,well she cant look worse than grandma here…

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  14. Rhialto | March 28, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    maybe she has a new movie role and is taking that very serious!?

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  15. am | March 28, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    It’s not even a joke, she always looks like she just doesn’t… care, anymore. It’s very sad, but she was a supposedly intelligent girl, she should’ve done a little homework on the cult before she had a kid in it.

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  16. Matthew | March 28, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    free katie and TCLTC!

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  17. Smarg | March 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    She’s doomed. She sold her soul to get hitched to a former “mega star”, and now she realizes what it’s all about. Sad.

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  18. Chelle | March 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    She doesn’t look like she has the energy or the spirit to even walk, much less dance. Must be some BIG FUN being married to Scientology. I mean Tom.

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  19. lola | March 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    What’s the huge swath of hair hiding?

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  20. anon | March 28, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Wow. She does not look good. Her hair and face don’t look like she’s washed them and her clothing look like they were the leftovers at a thrift store: you know, the clothing they won’t take because they are in such bad shape. I agree with whoever said she looks like she just doesn’t care anymore. She looks so sad.

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  21. Rhialto | March 28, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    That black car in the back is depressing as well!

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  22. hey girl | March 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    What if she is just tired??? Is she always like this?

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  23. Chris Rasch | March 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Gimme a break. if paparazzi followed you around 24 hours a day, they’d get pictures of you in a bad mood too.

    The woman is worth millions, and would get tens of millions in a divorce. I’m sure being married to Cruise has many challenges, but If she’s really unhappy, she could leave at any time.

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  24. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | March 28, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Why is she so happy? She just get done fucking that big black cock?

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  25. jay | March 28, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    I can’t feel sorry for her. She has money and she could leave with Suri and go wherever she wanted. What is Tom going to do? Kill her? Oh wait, actually he might! Or the cult of Scientology might just make her disappear ya know?

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  26. Galtacticus | March 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I’m getting almost depressed looking at her!

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  27. Courtyardpigeon | March 28, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    She just could be sick of people taking her photograph every time she walks outside. That would get me down a little bit. Actually, it would get me down a whole lot.

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  28. Carolyn | March 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I suppose there is always the chance that she just wants to go to the gym dressed the way most of us do and not be gawked at every minute of every day. Trying to adhere to Scientology would wear me out too.

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  29. Jordan | March 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    She looks so sad, I feel for her. She probably didn’t realize how nuts her situation would be, she was pretty young and starry eyed when they first met. You know, hindsight is a bitch. And I don’t believe she can just leave at any time. Tom Cruise strikes me as one manipulative person. Easy for us to say this or that, but we really have no clue.

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  30. Herpes cocktail anyone? | March 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Maybe her stank twat is infested with sores? Herpes is a bitch don’cha know?

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  31. htown | March 28, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Let’s see, young woman, showing no emotion, getting out of a black van with an African American handler in a suit…. Am I the only one who watches Dollhouse? I think we can start calling her Echo.

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  32. Pissed Off Reader | March 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Why is it that when I try viewing your blog, I get a download window open asking me where I want to save a document called 7.pdf? This is some horsesh*t!

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  33. manamanadoodoodadooduh | March 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    actually she’s method acting for her next role as maggie gyllenhaal.

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  34. SoTe | March 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    She looks like shit, like she’s been crying for a couple of days -god knows I would if I was married to the psycho-. This poor girl breaks my heart, and don’t tell me she had it coming and she married him knowing what she was doing. We’ve all been in love with a douche and were absolutely blind, she had posters of the faggot in her room when she was a kid, how can u expect her to turn him down? It was her dream.. and Im certain it is a nightmare now. I don’t quite like her but I pitty her.

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  35. feckless | March 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    How many times is Tom going to tell her that he’s giving up gay sex before she doesn’t believe him anymore?

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  36. Lisa | March 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    What’s with the rainbow at the bottom right corner?

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  37. Fati | March 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I do feel bad for her. But on the other hand, “man is free at the moment he wishes to be”. She should gather up some courage to leave Cruise, if not for herself, then for her baby. Nothing good is gonna come out of this for Suri.

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  38. Jenna | March 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I think she looks like this on most of her photos you´ve seen of her the last couple of months. Like a person who is really depressed. I think that is pretty obvious. But the question is why? Is it because of Tom? It could be something completely else,,,what do we know about her private life. Maybe someone she really loves is terminally ill or dying? maybe she herself has gotten some serious disease…it could be anything, doesn´t necessarily have to be Tom who is the reason. But yes, the girl is definitely depressed and as some of you said, that it looks like she doesn´t care anymore, that she looks unwashed etc…those are typical signs of depression aswell.
    If we see this so clearly, where is Tom in all of this trying to help his wife? You hardly see them together anymore and I seldom see any pics with Tom and Suri. It´s always Katie playing and taking care of Suri. If she wants out of the marriage and leave Tom she´d get the custody in no time!

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  39. Andreas | March 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    LEAVE KATIE ALONE!!1

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  40. republican men are all bitter, closeted homosexuals | March 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    see, when victoria beckham looks stone cold it’s just an act. this look on katie holmes is just reality. the woman is fucking miserable.

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  41. Yepp | March 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Poor girl probably hasnt been f*cked right in years….i feel bad

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  42. g_girl | March 28, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    she looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    OLD.

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  43. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | March 28, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    What’s this horse shit some of you are saying she is tired of getting her picture taken? Taht bitch singed up to be an actress and suck Tom’s dick. If you don’t like attention, you don’t do those things. So fuck off with your pathetic life and stop feeling sorry that the paparazzi are always following them trying to make a few buck.

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  44. amanda | March 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    the chick in the pink has NO boobs

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  45. whatever | March 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    I feel about as sorry for her as I do a pimple on my butt.

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  46. save her | March 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    She looks deranged. Tom probably told her that she is fat again, and is making her exercise like hell. Tom looks so stupid next to her because she is so young and cute, and he has turned into a wrinkle up prune face.

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  47. Rhialto | March 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    She’s walking very carefully! Maybe she has just an unsteady balance!?

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  48. Dorito Man | March 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    @ #6 and #41 righto. Come on guys, go easy on her. How would you feel if you had a control freak putz shrimp-cock for a husband? Course, she married him, but still..

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  49. I feel that way going to the gym, too | March 28, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Maybe she’s just not in the mood to exercise? She’s wearing frumpy clothes because she’s going to DANCE. And maybe she’s not in the mood. So? She probably looked a lot happier when she was leaving.

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  50. Galtacticus | March 28, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Don’t we all have our ‘down’ days from time to time!? Luckily there isn’t always a camera pointed to most of us in daily life!

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