Katie Holmes looks really authentically pregnant

April 7th, 2006 // 148 Comments

katie-holmes-pregnant.jpgI’ve never been pregnant so I don’t consider myself an expert on the subject, but I have seen one or two pregnant women in movies before and they usually don’t looik like this. In a sort of related story, Holmes recently appeared with Tom Cruise for his interview with Parade magazine and the writer noted how robot-like she was.

“She wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling. The minute she appeared, Cruise

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  1. princess373

    Why would anyone go to the trouble of faking still being pregnant, and who would feel like it after giving birth? When mine were newborns I did good to brush my teeth, let alone strap on a fake pregnant belly and parade around town. I think it is a combo of her having a huge belly and the wind. I heard a rumor they were having twins. By the way pregnancy lasts 40 weeks and can go up to 42 weeks before being induced.

  2. junebug

    After the new born gets it’s share of thetans they’re going to sacrifice it to Lord Zenu.
    Then they’ll drink magical kool-aid that will stifle mediocrity in the film industry, and allow them to meet L. Ron Hubbard.

  3. superficialcanopy

    You know, after reading all of the witty comments above, I figured I have nothing to add. However that is so seriously ABNORMAL, I felt I must comment. Unless she is wearing some new, untested lifting/shaping/ support body stocking, I honestly can’t imagine what’s going on there. NEVER seen it before. Ever.

  4. jake

    Nothing to add – but in unrelated news;

    Nicole Kidman has been taped several thousand times in the last couple of months muttering strange things like

    ‘Thank f$&k that isn’t me’
    ‘That poor girl’

    No one understands why.

  5. staticbumblebee

    I think Katie Holmes is a deranged cyborg, sent back in time to take over the universe. She swiped the real Tom Cruise, replaced him with a life like, although much too talkative Tom, and then set in motions her plan to take over the universe, whatever the hell that may be. I think, though, that the real Tom Cruise must have severely pissed her off recently, and that that is not in fact, a real baby, but Tom Cruise waiting to be digested. *shrug* Just a theory.

  6. Grphdesi23

    Tom Cruise = American Psycho

    Besides, Katie probably already has had the baby. I mean, would you want the world to know that you had an alien baby?

    I wouldn’t. Gotta keep it in the family.

  7. KidLoco

    does anyone like this couple?

    Everything about them seems so ridiculous.

  8. The only common ground I can find between this pic and reality is a real baby dribbles, that basketball she has there can be dribbled.

  9. Jess

    I don’t know if anyone might have already mentioned this (because I have not read each and every one of the 108 comments on this photo), but it just looks like the wind caused her shirt to billow out like that, thus resulting in a strangely large and odd-shaped belly. Or she could really be prepared to give birth to alien spawn. Which ever seems more likely.

  10. Jess

    Ah yes. If fact there have been a few wind-related comments. Common sense if you ask me. But I feel for the poor girl – there is definitely something rotten in the state of Denmark, aka Cruise la-la land. No offense to any practising freaks, er, Scientologists out there, but that shit is wack. Even the polygamist-eternal sex in Heaven Mormons seem downright normal compared to them. But I best check myself before I am banned for obnoxious comments.

  11. NewGuy

    Too late you fake bia@tch.

    BAN THIS WOMAN LORD XENU!!!

  12. Evil Willow

    Lord Xenu is FAKE.

  13. NewGuy

    This website sucks and is not real.

    Everything is fake. This computer is fake and so are you.

  14. NewGuy: Your claims of being straight are fake.

  15. M@ce

    Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that NewGuy is in the process of making a “woman suit” out of human skin?

    “It puts the lotion on itself. It puts the lotion in the basket”

    Keep tucking your junk NewGuy. Someday you’ll be a real woman.

  16. LaLindsey

    Holy shit… is she having twins???? I have never seen a pregnant woman with such a huge-mongous belly….. and I’ve been pregnant 2 times and both my kids were 9lbs +

    It’s so outta proportion…. doesn’t look right/real at all!

  17. mamacita

    #93

    There’s actually a 3rd choice:

    She was never pregnant to begin with and the entire thing has been faked. That’s the one I’m going with. It’s like a soap opera plot where the woman fakes being pregnant and, on the sly, cops a baby from some other source and passes it off as her own. I think they’re doing that so that everyone assumes Tom Cruise can actually father a child and to try to hush up all the homo rumors and whatnot. Damage control. But, that’s just my 2 cents. Also, NewGuy, you’re funny today. I’ll play along. Bettie Page is fake.

  18. giniefr

    i agree with mamacita
    they faked a pregnancy, they adopted a kid..
    i have been pregnant before, and there is no way her belly can so high, it looks like a soap opera belly..
    If she is expecting more than one baby, she should be lying in bed or should have given birth already…she’s been pregnant for 12 months or what…even Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth before her…

  19. I love K-fed's Corn Rolls

    HA! I’m with you Giniefr, and whoever is with you… this is totally way to bizarre…

    Ever notice the pics with her BELLY BUTTON… talk about something that didn’t look right.

    The pictures that have the lower half of her stomach showing are odd also… remember the pic with the body suit?

    It’s time she had the spawn, never talked again and Tom Cruise was beamed back up.

  20. boobiezmagee

    hmmmm…unnatural.

    I declare shenanagians!

  21. PocketRocket

    And still, Tom loves the COCK

  22. LittleWatson

    Okay, if they were faking the whole pregnancy, why wouldn’t they get married first, and have the baby second? I am just trying to understand these wackos.

  23. Italian Stallion

    Wow, what a gunt…..

  24. A2ROX

    go to post #82. not wind!

    maybe, she had a miscarriage late in the game, or a preemie birth, and now they’re trying to cover it up with this gigantic basketball they’ve stuffed down her shirt. she’s been literally pregnant for like 10 months, there’s no way she’d have the energy to be walking around carrying 40 pounds in front of her shopping every day. and like someone else said, she’d be straining backwards for sure with all that weight. but she’s not. she doesn’t even look bothered. i swear she’s been brainwashed by this satanic cult of hers. did anyone read about the parade interview? how she was smiling the whole time? even while tom cruisazy was talking about his father beating him violently as a child? yes, that’s something to smile about….weirdos.

  25. Chuck

    Poor Katie,

    Tom Cruise is holding her hostage.

  26. Jacq

    Once Kaite has that baby, she’s sealed the deal on “Flowers in the Attic II”. She probably had the baby a week ago, but neither will never leave that huge house. Tom will tell everyone that they died. Died, yeah that’s the ticket!

  27. memichelle77

    As much as i love a good conspiracy, i think she’s really still pregnant. Think about it. If she was trying to fake it, don’t you think she would get a belly that looked a little more realistic? also, about the jeans, lots of younger pregnant chicks never wear maternity pants and just button their jeans underneath the bump. I could be wrong, though…

  28. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    It looks like her uterus has a wicked boner.

  29. prideofchucky

    #126: Flowers In The Attic?! That brings back memories… Well, not of the book, but rather, ummm.. Hmmmmm. Nothing, nothing at all…. (whistle)

  30. LittleWatson

    http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1121227,00.html

    Look at how big Katie looks in this picture 10/21/06. It really looks like she is 4 or 5 months pregnant. And that was 6 months ago.

  31. Tha-Flash

    Oh dear, another little Scientologist shite going to be born in to the world?

  32. Libraesque

    They announced her pregnancy on October 5 (People Mag.), but in the article she wouldn’t give any info on the due date…..it just seems like she’s been infanticipating for 100 years cuz they’re in our face everyday

  33. yea she is definately pregnant. haha.

  34. mattnoks

    How much more pressure do you think that belly button can take. It looks like the baby may explode across the room at any second.

  35. biatcho

    i’m going with gust of wind up the front of the shirt – making it look like a basketball is tucked underneath there.

    conspiracy theories about Tom Cruise’s baby is so boring!

  36. seaglass

    Christ I hope she’s going to deliver tomorrow. Who’d want to walk around like that?

  37. Merebear

    She still has a large stomach and a skinny body, but here is a link to other pictures. It is wind blowing up the shirt in that above picture.

    She’s still a freak with a freak’s baby(or his assistant’s baby or whatever)

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6245894.html#cutid1

  38. I think I have the answer to the mystery of the baby bulge. Katie’s started shoplifting, just like Winona Ryder. She shoves the loot up her shirt, correctly assuming that no one wants to get to close to Tom Cruise’s unborn Thetan.

  39. Superficial. I don’t know it your 1 person or many. But you are by far the best writer on any celeb blog right now.

    Hands down! Funniest, wittiest, and more creative.

    I’m on the floor.

  40. aura

    This is very strange. Just when I think that TomKat can’t frighten me anymore, photos like this one show up. At first, I thought they’d have a weird little alien baby, but now I’m thinking that maybe the TomKat Kitten will be the antichrist. Imagine if it’s born on 06/06/06? Of course, Brangelina’s kid will be the second coming of Jesus. Celebrity baby-making… this is serious business. Apple & Moses are just the beginning.

  41. BarryBonds

    I think she just needs to take a big dump and then she will feel much better.

  42. aims_25

    I think you might have hit on something… Where it says in the interview that Katie was dazed, passive and vacant, that could be the symptoms of Tom drugging her and making her have his babies. In fact he could be on to some world domiation thing and Katie is being drugged and being repeatedly forced to have his offspring/future soldiers. Or she could be a robot.

    Do you remember how in primary school someone would say oh you love her and you’d get really pissed off and say I do not, I hate her, she’s ugly and I hate her guts etc? Well I think Tom’s actions are kinda’ like that, he seems to be justifying his love waaaay too much. If he just said I love her and didn’t go round jumping on couches it might be a hell of a lot more believable.

  43. aziajs

    I don’t think the picture is retouched cuz this is not the only pic I have seen of her with that ridiculous stomach. Check out the other pics that have been snapped of her recently. She has already had that baby. Now, she is wearing a prostetic. And she will supposedly “give birth” whenever Tom Cruise is ready for the world to know. Why is it that she was heavier in the face, arms, legs, etc. before and now she is back to being Dawson Creek skinny except for that huge belly. And what woman who is pregnant with a single child has a stomach that looks like that??? Now twins, triplets, ok. Why has her stomach just recenly grown to epic proportions??? But she is only having one. Get out of here!

  44. aussie3456

    first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we’re not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last

  45. aussie3456

    first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we’re not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last

  46. aussie3456

    first many of you are either very young or lack experience, because her belly looks absolely believable. at the end of a prenancy many women just gain alot of weight the belly drops. as for the she would be layind down comment that is truly rediculous. we’re not in the 19th century where women were thought to be too delicate for living but I was 3 weeks late with both my children and was out and about running support groups and shopping and doing fund raisers until the very last

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