I’ve never been pregnant so I don’t consider myself an expert on the subject, but I have seen one or two pregnant women in movies before and they usually don’t looik like this. In a sort of related story, Holmes recently appeared with Tom Cruise for his interview with Parade magazine and the writer noted how robot-like she was.
“She wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling. The minute she appeared, Cruise
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ebayfan414 | April 7, 2006 at 4:40 pm
NOT FIRST!
jugsgirl | April 7, 2006 at 4:41 pm
i think shes already given birth, this is a weird publicity stunt so it coincides with the MI3 opening.
juicylips | April 7, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Thats the wierdest shit ive ever seen. she definitely having a girl.
jkough | April 7, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Swallow any watermelon seeds lately Katie?
ebayfan414 | April 7, 2006 at 4:42 pm
It’s official; Katie’s locked up on planet poopypants, while Xenu, dressed up like katie, is impersonating her, preparing for world domination and having great sex with tom.
Binky | April 7, 2006 at 4:44 pm
That’s not a pregnancy outfit – that’s a shop lifting outfit.
My guess is either toaster oven or small microwave.
hugo | April 7, 2006 at 4:44 pm
the end of the world is near, isn’t it?
Spindoc | April 7, 2006 at 4:46 pm
That pregnancy looks as real as Tara Reids titts or Whitney Houstons teeth. Speaking of teeth, SometimesBoy told me that Tom Cruise gives an EXCELLENT blow-job. Very little teeth and lots of ball stroking.
tits_on_snack | April 7, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Uh, that’s gotta be photoshopped or something. Women’s preggo bellies do not look like that.
URalllosers | April 7, 2006 at 5:01 pm
This baby shall fullfill the prophecy and bring us closer to the final exedus for the chosen few. The mothership will take those who have converted and all others will perish in the flames! It isn’t too late for you fools to convert. Hurry, run to your local Scientologist church for auditing. Our time is close at hand! Scientology Rules!!!!!!!1
vavavoom | April 7, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Why don’t people give the silent treatment to Tom’s other baby, Mission Impossible-3.
ProbablyTooOld | April 7, 2006 at 5:02 pm
I’m gonna call photoshopped on this one, too.
That poor girl. I mean, it’s only in the last couple of years that Tom turned into the Moron from Mars. In the beginning, she had to think, “Wow–the screen idol from my childhood and adolescence wants me!” and it had to be a great feeling. I mean, I didn’t have an ounce of common sense until I was 30 or so, so I can see how the Scientology and bizarre Kidman divorce thing might not have registered.
Now she’s covered in herpes sores around her mouth, acts robotic and if that pic ain’t photoshopped, she’s the skinniest pregnant woman alive. She’s being groped by a maniacal midget in front of cameras and probably ignored when not. And the little creep is buying her a pacifier so she can’t make the very natural screams one makes when passing a large mass through a small hole sans drugs.
I just wanna kidnap her, let her get an epidural and have a decent delivery, FedEx the spawn of Satan to Cruise, buy her a crate of Carmex and let her go on with her life.
ferret1 | April 7, 2006 at 5:09 pm
There’s a Scientology rep curled up underneath her shirt just to make certain that there are no sudden noises that may harm their, er, her baby. Specifically, Katie’s anus is being closely monitored for any potential seismic activity. Hourly results are being reported back to Tom, who is busy on assignment trying to wrestle Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher. After all, he loves the cock.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 7, 2006 at 5:14 pm
“photoshopped” means you never were pregnant and this is a bad publicity stunt in the form of a fat suit, right? Oh, wait, no such thing as bad publicity. Right.
sometimesboy | April 7, 2006 at 5:15 pm
there’s nothing wrong with that picture…it’s obvious that tom crawled up her leg and under her shirt so he could coach the baby on the impending silent birth…once he’s sure the kid is ready, he’ll crawl back down…
Fawlty | April 7, 2006 at 5:26 pm
It’s obvious that it’s just a matter of wrong perspective in that picture, and that she is in fact just holding under her right arm a lampshade she just bought. Probably for the baby’s room!
Allie D. | April 7, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Wow. I mean sure, she’s not wearing a maternity shirt and it’s probably adding to the illusion of a stomach sticking out 5 feet from her body. But still… it looks like you could rest a platter of baby back ribs and a pitcher of beer on that thing.
Spindoc | April 7, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Maybe her belly is the closet and that huge lump is Tom Struggling to stay in.
canucthis | April 7, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I wonder if Tom makes Katie watch him shave his balls……
Evil Willow | April 7, 2006 at 5:40 pm
What is the plural of apocalypse?
Tracy | April 7, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Shhhhh…. keep it down… the baby might hear all your negative words and grow up maladjusted. Tee hee.
tikicow | April 7, 2006 at 5:44 pm
I can think of nothing else to say about this picture except that it confuses the crap out of me. I have never seen any pregnant woman have a belly like this!
BarbadoSlim | April 7, 2006 at 5:46 pm
This thread needs more Xenu…
HEAR ME O’MIGHTY ONE….. MORE XENU!!!!!
yeah and Tom Cruise loves to hit the Cock.
newbondsux | April 7, 2006 at 5:48 pm
#12 ….a crate of Carmex….Ar ar ar…I’m in tears…thank you…I had nearly forgotten…ha ha :)
gogoboots | April 7, 2006 at 5:57 pm
See I was hoping this picture would make it on here and it has…it looks like she stuffed a huge pillow, the belly looks completely unlike any pregnant woman’s would. She looks less bloated in the face and her legs look thinner. I’m not sure when it happened, but she’s probably already had the baby.
CheekyChops | April 7, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Sounds like Katie has turned into a Stepford Wife. I wonder if she’d malfunction if thrown into a pool of water!
jb | April 7, 2006 at 6:24 pm
THERE’s my Hippity-Hop! Damn, Katie give it back, I’ve been looking for that!
ning_ning | April 7, 2006 at 6:29 pm
I have neva seen anyone pregnant this long what has it been a year, elephants have given birth before this robot, are we sure she’s from Ohio are the planet Mars that tom impregnanted to offspring some aliens,
So they can take over he’s been covering up something he’s a nuts.
playahater101 | April 7, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Looks like she’s carrying the Great Pumkin around in there.
Wild Rose | April 7, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Yeah, I’ve been around a lot of preggos in my life, as well as carried three of my own, and that’s the fakest-looking damn belly I’ve ever seen! If it wasn’t photo-shopped then someone’s already had her baby!
vanity666 | April 7, 2006 at 6:58 pm
noo its not her baby you guys
its tom cruise
o-n | April 7, 2006 at 7:06 pm
THE FATHER IS XENU THE BABY MUST BE KILLED
Gina1978 | April 7, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Youd think that being an actess and having access to costumes and make up etc,that shes get her self a better made FAKE belly!! LMAO Its hovering infront of her body!!
outrageous.opinion | April 7, 2006 at 7:24 pm
She got pregnant last June. She would be 10 months pregnant by now. Of course the baby announcment will come at the same time as the opening of M I 3. In the latest real prego pictures she was so swollen and couldnt wear her ring. Seems the swelling has gone down and ring is back on finger…
sunny_sandals | April 7, 2006 at 7:37 pm
I’m not arguing that she’s been pregnant FOREVER, but I saw a video of the same clip and it’s just the wind blowing her shirt up. How disappointing.
gammanormids | April 7, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Something’s wrong…. wrong… wrong… Even Britney’s statue makes more sense…
sirokai | April 7, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Even after all this, she still has an ugly face.
And I want to let you all know, that “preggo” and “preggerz” sound like mixes of pasta sauce and pretzels.
prideofchucky | April 7, 2006 at 8:20 pm
God, Superficial you always posting old newz- she’s already had the kid. A beautiful healthy bouncy baby boy.
There are pictures:
http://www.mps.k12.al.us/uploadedImages/soccer%20ball.jpg
Jayne | April 7, 2006 at 8:32 pm
^if only the link didn’t say soccer%20ball
maybe I would’ve laughed a little harder
Kevin | April 7, 2006 at 8:34 pm
The only explanation I can think of is that the wind blew up her shirt and made it look like that.
ThePapioMonkey | April 7, 2006 at 8:42 pm
WTF? It is so obvious she’s got a beach ball up her shirt.
ThePapioMonkey | April 7, 2006 at 8:43 pm
WTF? It is so obvious she’s got a beach ball up her shirt.
NewGuy | April 7, 2006 at 9:26 pm
This website is sooooooooooo FAKE!
playahater101 | April 7, 2006 at 9:31 pm
New Guy, you need to learn already that this website is for FUN. You want real news, go to cnn or msnbc. If you hate it here so much, WHY do you keep coming back?
suzy | April 7, 2006 at 9:35 pm
1. i’m not katie’s biggest fan but still…
2. she’s super skinny, so her being 9MONTHS PREGNANT!!! she’s gonna look HUGE!!!!
3. plus that shirt is short
4. it’s a side view…
mary | April 7, 2006 at 9:40 pm
oh, #27, Hippity Hop indeed! that’s the only expanation. XD
Honestly, though, what the hell? It’s a trainwreck and I can’t look away!
Anika | April 7, 2006 at 9:47 pm
it’s not photoshop guys, it was really windy and it blew the shirt up so it looks ridiculous.
HollyJ | April 7, 2006 at 9:54 pm
I think the Scientologists have removed all but her brainstem in an effort to keep her under their total control while she gives birth to Tom-mary’s Baby. ::::insert evil horror music here::::
I hope she goes nuts with the pain of childbirth and starts to scream and knock shit all around her bed, cursing profanities and calling Tom a big squealing bottom.
And I hope someone gets a video of it. And sends it to Superficial. So I can watch it over and over and over and over while drinking Sierra Nevada and eating salty peanuts.
bunnyhugger | April 7, 2006 at 10:00 pm
naw, she swallowed her BINKY!
or that giant easter egg that britney’s trying to pass!
new guy, i hate to jump on the band wagon, but, really, dude! did your mom have any kids that lived? that mysite shit is eating your brain!
hafaball | April 7, 2006 at 10:05 pm
i’m sure this was said but…maybe it’s the alien from Alien!! it’d make a lot more sense, since maybe Xenu got her pregnant in the first place.