Katie Holmes is the queen of fashion

labia floss anyone??

If you squint your eyes she looks like a brunette Britney *{shudder}*

ps- #29 and 45 comments, I started to giggle so hard I had two co-workers come over and ask me what was so funny. Nice ones.

Is that….an infants’ onesie?! Hey, those are for infants….not grown Adults!!

She is so fucking gross. That herpes on her lips is a nice touch to her grossness. I seriously think I wouldn’t fuck her. WHO AM I KIDDING?!!! OF COURSE I WOULD FUCK HER!!! She still gross though.

Ultrasound is not radiation. It’s just waves. Pretty harmless.

Tom may’ve purchased the machine, but it’s just for publicity. I’m about 100% sure that Tom couldn’t (1)figure out how to run the machine’s computer or (2)figure out how to position the wand for an image or (3)figure out WTF they were looking at.

The average dufus nutbag closeted homosexual midget can’t just work it like a beer tap… Hey…now I’m thirsty!

Comment #51- Gross and so funny!

she needs to tape a poker chip over her belly button to keep it from poking out like that

Decaf mocha latte: $4

Oversized aviator sunglasses: $249

Accidentally exposing your size 22 Fruit of the Loom maternity underpants with the gigantic leg holes and the waistband up to your boobs: Priceless

This is by far the most DISGUSTING “thing” I have seen in the 6+ months that I have been checking in on “the Superficial”.

Not sure what’s more painful, the fact that she may have had realtions w/ Tom or the fact that that body suit is so up her ass that maybe it’s making a boy into a girl.

the fate of the world rests in Katie’s hand. The spawn of Lucifer dwells on her freaking womb.

Well, hot damn, you mean the turkey baster and an old copy of Playgirl ACTUALLY works?

Maybe she’s off to a pre-birth pilates class or something and that thing is an overstretched leotard or something. I’m just trying to find a reason…

Maybe she’s off to a pre-birth pilates class or something and that thing is an overstretched leotard. I’m just trying to find a reason…

maybe wearing the aviator shades is not such a hot idea when you look like fat elvis. all she is missing is a pill bottle and a belt buckle. and a dildo for toms ass.

That can NOT be comfortable.
Most of those body suits snap between the legs. Someone’s going to have to dig that out for her at the end of the day.

Come on, guys… it’s not a leotard or a onesy. It’s a wifebeater tucked in to the front of her jeans. Be grateful it’s tucked in a little bit, otherwise we’d be seeing 100% of that alien incubator.

in NO WAY do i support “tomkat”, but in her defense, it’s simply a wife beater, under what i am assuming to be a shirt that tom wore in “risky business”, and she tucked the front into her waistband as to not be those tacky people who are all about the tummy when they shouldn’t be. but shudder, there’s a spawn on the way.

Remember when Arnold Scwarzenager did that film about him having babies? Instant classic, but the point is they DO make realistic pregnancy tummies. Witness ER doing an “Emergency C Section [from stage left]).

Could just be that. In any case, she looks rather small for being so far along.

Sangita

And you all think that the tiny cup of coffe will be the biggest problem of that unborn child? It is enough that for the 1st week she/he will not be near her/his mother (how bad she could be, it is different matter). Yeah, if my close future looks like katie (be quite for a whole process of giving birth), coffee would be the most precious moment of my life :]

hasn’t anyone in hollywood heard of “maternity jeans”???????

Posted by HollyJ – Ultrasound is not radiation. It’s just waves. Pretty harmless

ARE YOU ON CRACK??? Harmless?? Did you bother to read what ANY doctor has written on the topic?
Have you seen a woman with an extremely high voice break a glass by singing an extremely high pitched note? That is an example of what just ONE relatively slow sound wave can do. Ultrasound technology is based upon ultra high-frequency sound waves, which bombard the child in the womb at an extremely high rate of speed. If one slow sound wave from a woman’s voice can break a glass, what can super high frequency sound waves do to your child? Ultrasound waves in laboratory experiments have been known to damage chromosomes, produce internal cellular heat which damages cells, retard the normal development of cells, and many other phenomenon.
Some studies show that, with ultrasound, you are more likely to lose your
baby. A study from Queen Charlotte’s and Chelsea Hospital in London found
that women having doppler ultrasound were more likely to lose their babies
than those who received only standard neonatal care (17 deaths to 7).

I hate to admit it but sometimes a pregnant woman can be really hot. If she’s just like normal size except for the big belly and she was hot to begin with. When you start getting into stretch marks and that general bloated look like her skin is coming off, I’ll pass though. Herpes sores aren’t a big boner-inducer either.

Maybe Tom gave her herpes!! :-O

wow i didnt believe she was actually preggers. Now i think she is. but not with Tom nutter Cruise’s baby.

Does this girl do nothing but drink giant espresso drinks and shop for non-maternity low rise jeans? For christ’s sake, have some self respect! I thought caffine was bad for a fetus?

What happened to my Joey Potter???

A girl is a “fianc

Who wears a onesie as an adult? Honestly … maybe it’s practice for Tom … some sick little game …

If you color her hair blonde, she looks just like Britney. Maybe they’ll have the same future in terms of marriage and family…

Maybe she thinks if her jeans fall around her ankles it will draw attention from her scabby mouth. Seriously, show me a pregnant woman who can snap a bodysuit on at 7 months. I think Tom is now dressing his Katie-doll in the morning.

What a bizarre thing to wear. I mean, I could understand the whole snap crotch tank thing if it were associated with a sleek or stylish outfit. But as an element in casual wear? While one’s pregnant? I would imagine it a chore to unsnap and resnap, make sure all snaps are snapped, everytime one had to pee. Which I would figure to be pretty much constantly if one is pregnant AND drinking coffee. Not to mention it just looks really stupid.

somewhere Dawson is crying…and spanking himself over her frontal wedgie…

Didn’t snappy-crotches go out with the new millenium? I wore one when I was in high school, and that was over ten years ago.

OK, someone really needs to tell Katie that it is time to buy some Maternity Clothes.

The button on her jeans looks like it could pop off and kill someone.

And just another little tip Katie, they put all those button on the shirt for a reason…I know it is hard to button your own shirts, so surely one of your scientology guides can do it for you.

Watch that snap, when it blows you’ll put your eye out. (Oh, hey I get it. That’s what the Grandpa Went to the Eye Doctor Shades are for.)

I really think the Homunculus unlocks Katie’s cage once a day, and then, as long as she promises to give the paparazzi some good shots of her bump while she’s out, he gives her like 12 minutes in which to get dressed (in the dark, presumably), do a coffee run, and get back in the cage. ["It puts the lotion in the basket."]
#69 – You’re right – they make VERY realistic pregnant belly prostheses (remember when Rachel was pregnant on Friends and showed her “stomach”?). I’m still not convinced she’s pregnant – her belly popped out overnight about six months ago and has stayed the same size (and occasionally appeared smaller) ever since then. It was particularly unconvincing how her belly button popped completely out on about Day 2 of her pregnancy – isn’t that supposed to happen a lot later on?

Some caffeine is okay while you’re pregnant. You just can’t over-do it.

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/refcap/3955.html
Guidelines issued by the Food Standards Agency in October 2001 suggest that women have no more than 300mg of caffeine a day while pregnant. This is equivalent to three mugs of instant coffee or six cups of tea or eight cans of cola per day.

All I can think of when looking at that photo is ‘one very painful front wedgie’

Hmmm, I have been having trouble finding “glass” turkey basters so me and my “beard” can do self inflicted in vitro … it’s hard to sterilize “plastic” and being gay and a scientologist I’m not sure “plastic” is allowed … it ain’t natural. We do have the little glass pyrex dishes!

#29. Hillarious. Radioactive. LOL

Gay men are notoriously talented when it comes to dressing their women. Or is Tom too busy making another bad film to act as Katie’s stylist?

o_O what is this?
Disgusting, that’s what.
Now I’m thinking about that fabric stretching down to Holmes’ crotch….EW EW EW EW

Ultrasound has NEVER been shown to cause damage to a fetus EVER. The granolas and the religious-fanatic websites poo it because they want people to have babies in their basements or under trees without medical care.

“Holistic medicine” like this causes far more incidents of problems in pregnancy and delivery than all the ultrasounds in the history of Mankind combined.

I’m an xray tech, and whenever anyone in our dept would get preggo, they’d pop over to ultrasound in their free time at work (whenever it was late or weekends-very slow) and the US techs would give them a quick look-see on the US. This happened ALL THE TIME.It’s not policy, but it happens.

NONE of these women EVER had problems, despite the fact that they prob had an ultrasound AT LEAST once a week during most of their pregnancy.

Dogs, mice, dolphins, and bats can hear ultrasound, but not humans.

Statistics are manipulated. “Studies show that, with ultrasound, you’re more likely to lose your baby.” Well, when the doctor SUSPECTS PROBLEMS, they often DO ultrasounds, so it turns out that more women with problems during pregnancy get diagnostic ultrasounds; This does NOT mean that ultrasounds CAUSE these problems.

(It should be illegal to twist stats to push a cause.)

HollyJ, where do you get your stats from? I worked for a doctor who never recommended ultrasound for his pregnant patients before the third to fourth month unless there were problems. Even after that time he was cautious and wary about over doing it. In his opinion there was nothing to prove that ultrasound doesn’t cause damage either. He likened ultrasonic waves to a fetus to shaking a baby. Also, the fact of the matter is that most pregnant women get ultrasounds done regardless of problems…so much for your theory that most of them had problems to begin with.

I think it should be illegal to make claims in the interest of supporting fellow technicians.

it’s a muscle shirt that she tried to tuck in obviously. I mean she can’t see all the way down there and feels part of tucked in so she probably doesn’t know it isn’t–it’s not a leotard or whatever. Muscle shirt (wife beater)

She looks a bit like she’s wearing a diaper. Maybe she’s testing out different brands to see which are the most comfy for her unborn. Poor clueless bitch.

Let us hope she doesn’t name it Apple or Mortimer or some other cruel name.

what da fcuk are they doing?