Katie Holmes has successfully completed Phase 2 of Operation: Creepily Look like My Husband. Maybe Tom Cruise will have sex with his wife now that she’s practically a taller version of himse- no, wait. Her vagina. Shit. Nevermind…
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ashley | April 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
i still think shes gorgeous
luna | April 2, 2008 at 11:16 am
she is a freaking taller Tom……..that shit is just not right ……….i am officially scared
Loser 1 | April 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
Always wanted to get the first comment to say what a loser is anyone who feels special for doing it. Blow me.
nipolian | April 2, 2008 at 11:20 am
I can sense a Randal comment on the horizon.
Hemlock Queen | April 2, 2008 at 11:22 am
Ahh now why did she go and do that? She might as well have shaved her head. The haircut is just as horrid as Zellwegers.
I guess you’ll do anything NOT to sleep with Tom.
melissa | April 2, 2008 at 11:24 am
i thought she was great in pirates of the carribbeean, anyway.
veggi | April 2, 2008 at 11:38 am
I hate you Sam.
She should have married Pacey..
Rain | April 2, 2008 at 11:38 am
F*KKIN GET KATIE HOLMES OUT OF THERE! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LAST NAME! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! (No one, and I mean no one will blame you, and I am the least likely person to be a proponent of divorce especially when children are involved. However in this case when people say ‘think of the kids’ it should be treated as synonymous with RUN, F*KKIN RUN!)
mimi | April 2, 2008 at 11:41 am
WHAT? No sleazy sh!t about Kate?
Fish-Gutz you are slipping…
So are the rest of you A-H’s.
Trover | April 2, 2008 at 11:44 am
Looks like Kate has found her inner little boy. And I am sure Tom is enjoying touching it.
Spazz | April 2, 2008 at 11:45 am
I love how she towers over Tommy boy. Look at public pictures of the couple she has a new stance where she leans back and bends her knees and STILL has about 7″ on the little runt.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 11:45 am
@9 mimi I’ve got your A-H!
Arguman | April 2, 2008 at 11:45 am
Well, Spartan wives would dress up as boys before they had sex with their husbands as a way of creating emotional distance for when they’d go to war. So, maybe that’s what Katie is doing, to prepare Tom for whatever war the Scientologists are going to go on.
Edge | April 2, 2008 at 11:54 am
14th bitches!
fg | April 2, 2008 at 11:57 am
y’all are assholes.
bleak | April 2, 2008 at 12:05 pm
All the money in the world, and that’s how she dresses? What’s that around her neck, anyway, some cheap little rock? A half-sucked butterscotch lifesaver? And how about that shirt? It looks like something my mother-in-law would wear. Damn, why do people with such lousy taste get all the money?
nipolian | April 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Wow #15…….You are obviously highly educated to come up with such a brilliant comment.
Xenu | April 2, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Apparently, Gay-te has just come out of the closet. And Tom couldn’t be more proud of his little NAMBLA-looking wife. Finally, a wife worthy of that 3-way with Miscaviage.
janex | April 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
TCLTC!
http://www.yahoo.com me | April 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
@2: Everyone is taller than Tom.
She must like anal and he must like giving anal, wonder if there is a little school boy’s outfit thrown in the mix there. Remember ladies. Anal, the only sex that is 100% guaranteed not to transmit the deadly STD known as children, think about it.
Matthew | April 2, 2008 at 12:33 pm
again I will say it again….FREEEEEEEEEEE KATIE and TCLTC
I CAN HATE ALL DAY....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB | April 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm
WOW, GOLD DIGGING IS ALOT OF WORK.
tp | April 2, 2008 at 12:42 pm
@7 you’re right, she SHOULDA married Pacey!!! I think she’s depressed.
LeanneMarie | April 2, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Wow.. I thought that was DJ Qualls from Road Trip.
juniper | April 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
He’s an Star Trek fan, I’ve heard. Obviously he wants her to look like T’Pol.
dave31 | April 2, 2008 at 1:06 pm
is she pregnant again?
havoc | April 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm
That chick is soooooooo Theta clear……..
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jrz | April 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! NICE ONE FISH!
TCLTC!!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 2, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I can’t believe it took twenty fucking comments to get one TCLTC out of you half wits.
edamame | April 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm
She looks pregnant in the last pic.
At least she’s a bit taller than Tom, so the kids will be able to tell the difference.
TCLTC
Grunion | April 2, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I hope this doesn’t affect her incredible acting career.
Kay | April 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm
incredible acting career.. LMAO
Kay | April 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm
incredible acting career.. LMAO
Kay | April 2, 2008 at 2:10 pm
incredible acting career.. LMAO
wundersmack | April 2, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Isn’t it about time for another photo comparison side-by-side that proves how much Suri looks like the dude Katie dated before Tom?
Yasmin | April 2, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Her clothes look like the stuff I see at Value Village. I like Katie but her style is so matronly. Maybe it’s the fabric choices. Looks like polyester or something that doesn’t wrinkle. Very old fashioned looking.
woodhorse | April 2, 2008 at 2:50 pm
from her downcast posture I would say she doesn’t like being a boy.
washington | April 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm
She was great in “The Gift”.
Her tits, I mean.
blugardenia | April 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm
i honestly don’t have anything against it. it’s kind of cute. nobody bashed winona ryder’s hair, and she’s had that look for years now.
1 MILF Hunter | April 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm
As long as she’s not John Holmes….
Carla N. | April 2, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@ # 40 – No one’s bashed Winona b/c Winona is not married to a gay man.
TCLTC
mrswentz | April 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The haircut is just a means to distract from her obviously preggers body. She actually seems mortified that she is reproducing again. But, then again, maybe it is just her own haircut that is mortifying her.
gotmilk? | April 2, 2008 at 4:51 pm
is that a mullet? i know it’s a little shorter in the back than the traditional mullet, but still…
PunkA | April 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I met a good friend of Katie’s from where she grew up in Ohio. Said she is totally awesome, but still not sure what is up with her and TC. I think the brainwashing is really working here. poor girl is stuck in the cult now. The bride of Gayenstein.
ubee0173 | April 2, 2008 at 6:01 pm
remember when she was attractive?… wait- me neither.
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toonkinstein | April 2, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I thought ew would never have the opportunity to declare T C L T C again. I thought that Super Fish CAVED YES, CAVED I say to the pressures of the pseudo-religion of ScienWTFology.
Yes…..Katie is transforming into the man Tom always wanted her/him to be….yea..I know she be wearin’ those assless chaps…..but I still wanna know WHERE’S BIG RED’S BOOK?????
Quinn | April 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
these photos were taken at 9:51?? interesting. The real question is… am or pm??
zuzuspetals | April 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Yeah- he’s not going to have a good night’s sleep until she looks exactly like him. The transformation is nearly complete.
Cliff Notes | April 3, 2008 at 12:31 am
Cliff Notes : Compared to the rest of place – I always thought Tom Cruise seemed like a good shit.
Binky : Settle down Cliff. Apparently this site burps up from the USA. We’d better watch it.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Frank from 16th floor, Chung King Mansions, always thought Jackie Chan and Tom could rice out a ‘Mission Improbable’