Katie Holmes has successfully completed Phase 2 of Operation: Creepily Look like My Husband. Maybe Tom Cruise will have sex with his wife now that she’s practically a taller version of himse- no, wait. Her vagina. Shit. Nevermind…
i still think shes gorgeous
she is a freaking taller Tom……..that shit is just not right ……….i am officially scared
Always wanted to get the first comment to say what a loser is anyone who feels special for doing it. Blow me.
I can sense a Randal comment on the horizon.
Ahh now why did she go and do that? She might as well have shaved her head. The haircut is just as horrid as Zellwegers.
I guess you’ll do anything NOT to sleep with Tom.
i thought she was great in pirates of the carribbeean, anyway.
I hate you Sam.
She should have married Pacey..
F*KKIN GET KATIE HOLMES OUT OF THERE! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LAST NAME! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! (No one, and I mean no one will blame you, and I am the least likely person to be a proponent of divorce especially when children are involved. However in this case when people say ‘think of the kids’ it should be treated as synonymous with RUN, F*KKIN RUN!)
WHAT? No sleazy sh!t about Kate?
Fish-Gutz you are slipping…
So are the rest of you A-H’s.
Looks like Kate has found her inner little boy. And I am sure Tom is enjoying touching it.
I love how she towers over Tommy boy. Look at public pictures of the couple she has a new stance where she leans back and bends her knees and STILL has about 7″ on the little runt.
@9 mimi I’ve got your A-H!
Well, Spartan wives would dress up as boys before they had sex with their husbands as a way of creating emotional distance for when they’d go to war. So, maybe that’s what Katie is doing, to prepare Tom for whatever war the Scientologists are going to go on.
y’all are assholes.
All the money in the world, and that’s how she dresses? What’s that around her neck, anyway, some cheap little rock? A half-sucked butterscotch lifesaver? And how about that shirt? It looks like something my mother-in-law would wear. Damn, why do people with such lousy taste get all the money?
Wow #15…….You are obviously highly educated to come up with such a brilliant comment.
Apparently, Gay-te has just come out of the closet. And Tom couldn’t be more proud of his little NAMBLA-looking wife. Finally, a wife worthy of that 3-way with Miscaviage.
@2: Everyone is taller than Tom.
She must like anal and he must like giving anal, wonder if there is a little school boy’s outfit thrown in the mix there. Remember ladies. Anal, the only sex that is 100% guaranteed not to transmit the deadly STD known as children, think about it.
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