Clearly on a suicide mission to free herself of tiny shackles forever, Katie Holmes went to see New Moon over the weekend and basically threw herself to the lions. FOX 411 reports:
“Katie talked through all of ‘New Moon.’ It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie.”
Wow, Twi-hards are dumb because I’m pretty sure it’s incredibly easy to shush Katie Holmes. All you gotta do is inhale a bunch of helium then say something like, “Katie, why are there so many Thetans in this room?” Or “Katie, I thought I told you to wear metal underwear on that thing.” She’ll clam right up.
Photos: Splash News
Richard McBeef | November 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm
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Taz | November 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I would have smacked her in the face like in The Gift. Topless Katie MMMMMMMM
dAZEDnaMZUDED | November 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Looking mighty sexy in that jacket. RAWR
David Miscavige | November 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
This story is bullshit. What the fuck, is KH some sort of royalty now because she is in a sham marriage with some upper level cult member? Somebody would have told her to shut the fuck up.
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Greg's Grandma | November 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I will shit into the mouths of all those who believe in the space opera.
Live Xxx Webcams | November 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm
thats a hot anti-thetan coat that shes sportin
From Finland | November 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm
My gods, basic/average americans are retards!
I would’ve told her to STFU in under a minute of blabbing.
I truly hope this is a joke.
Parker | November 25, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I would like to squirt a big load of thetans in her butt.
Katie, call me!
pdxfacehole | November 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Who gives a shit who she is. I would’ve told her to suck it and shut it. In a nice way of course.
pdxfacehole | November 25, 2009 at 1:04 pm
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hpeszti | November 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Whatever.It’s not like she talked during The Green mile. or Fight Club, or Psycho.or ANY FILM THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT…right where was I? It’s funny how people are ignorant enough to believe in scientology. I do,however feel bad for this chick. She used to be normal, now she looks like burton’s ghost bride…It’s all the midget’s fault, I hope Xenu takes him away to a volcano and kills him with a hydrogene bomb…(see:origin of scientology)
Cash | November 25, 2009 at 1:13 pm
They were afraid to tell her to shut the fuck up because of who she was? She’s a fucking ass goblin, tell her to shut her hole or you’ll dump your over priced carton of popcorn on her fucking ass goblin head. Like Katie fucking holmes is anyone that deserves that kind of hesitation.
Cash | November 25, 2009 at 1:14 pm
They were afraid to tell her to shut the fuck up because of who she was? She’s a fucking ass goblin, tell her to shut her hole or you’ll dump your over priced carton of popcorn on her fucking ass goblin head. Like Katie fucking holmes is anyone that deserves that kind of hesitation.
KG | November 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I am sure she wasn’t watching the movie in a crowded theater in Podunk. She was probably at an insider’s screening, where different rules apply. You might suck up to Katie because you don’t want to deal with Tom, for example.
Megan | November 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm
If this was at a movie I actually gave a shit about, I’d have told her to shut the hell out and called her a Xenu fucker. Then I’d time how long it took Tom Cruise in a loincloth to jump out from the concessions stand and plant a blow dart in my fucking neck.
pdxfacehole | November 25, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Ya you’re right #14. Tom probably would’ve jumped up on the seats and started beating his chest like the little man he is.
Carolyn | November 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
What did people think would happen if they told her to be quiet? What a bunch of pussies.
OTP | November 25, 2009 at 2:09 pm
This is the stupidest story on The Superficial in a long time.
Come on you dumb fucks.
pdxfacehole | November 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Tom is a little worm.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
That selfish bitch.
leid-girl | November 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
oh PLEASE people. Katie Holmes?
Obviously she doesn’t have enough class and manners as she THINKS she possessed to stay quiet during a movie then FUCK HER! She’s rude and we all wear our pants the same fucking way. She is no different and no better.
Really, why would ANYONE be intimated by her? Because she is married to some weirdo, controlling, scientology obsessed freako like Tom Cruise?
Again, please.
If you GIVE these people unnecessary power, they have the right to use it.
RebelMinion | November 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I know who Katie Holmes is.
She looks very pissed off. But then, she has to go home to Tom… so there’s that.
dazednamused | November 25, 2009 at 5:15 pm
The group of people in the movie theatre probley realized she has to wear a muzzle while at home. I would have let her talked during the whole movie too. As her voice is sure to make my thetan levels rise! OH! Talk more, no one has heard you in so long. Toms all the way at the consession stand… say more. oooh ooooooooh XENU!
paydayone | November 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm
She has clearly been brainwashed.
Ida | November 25, 2009 at 9:16 pm
What a moron. Clearly people are there to watch a movie. How inconsiderate of her to talk through it.
Although, the movie is not a good one, she should still have to decency to be quiet during the movie. People are there to watch, not to listen to her talk about her fucked up marriage with psycho troll.
fathers day | November 25, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I think she will leave him eventually. Either that or something tragic will happen. I believe that while we have no idea what the truth is, she is significantly less perky and looks so gaunt since they were married. It’s sad.
Bob | November 26, 2009 at 7:39 am
This is inexcusable behavior from an actor or anyone involved in that business. You might as well go down the line and spit in the face of anyone that had anything to do with the production of the movie whether you think it’s crap or not. It’s just plain rude by anyone but much more so from people involved in the business.
Pong | November 26, 2009 at 8:04 am
Maybe she is meeting some anomymous folks there, u never know, she might be desintegrating the cult hard candy style fro the inside. Give her some credit, i mean, in a few years she will be reaping the gains of the marriage, like Nicole and Penelope dis.
myl | November 26, 2009 at 10:08 pm
so this bitch can stay quiet while birthing an alien baby, but can’t shut it for two hours during a crap movie? lame.
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cruiz2 | November 28, 2009 at 12:24 am
Unexcusible behavior for Twilight fans. I’d take the bitch down. Just plain rude!
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All Women Stalker | November 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Well, if the alien voice said those things, she’d probably respond. She would have shut up if one of the moviegoers said that Tom is searching for her.
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she is so …. .i love her
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Rhialto | November 29, 2009 at 8:48 am
Is she wearing ballet shoes?!
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She’s only about 5’8″,size leprechaun to north european standards.A bit heel wouldn’t harm her at all.
Boogeyman King Dong | November 29, 2009 at 9:02 am
Since when do these bimbos have tea hour at the movie theater?!
D and C Risks | November 30, 2009 at 10:30 am
I feel bad for her.
EricLR | December 1, 2009 at 10:52 am
Actually, she doesn’t put her pants on like the rest of us. She gets her hourly injection of brain-numbing sedatives, passes out briefly, and wakes up with her pants on and a publicist telling her it’s time for her daily “pretend to be married” walk.
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it’s funny how people are ignorant enough to believe in scientology. I do,however feel bad for this chick. She used to be normal, now she looks like burton’s ghost bride…It’s all the midget’s fault, I hope Xenu takes him away to a volcano and kills him with a hydrogene bomb.
Abercrombie Fitch | December 16, 2009 at 12:47 am
its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
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