Katie Holmes is fat

Superficial / October 12, 2005

Katie Holmes sure is getting fat. Like a fat hippopotamus, she is. Maybe she should get a personal trainer or a supermodel friend to get that belly of hers down. Or you know, somebody could just keep punching her in the belly until she threw up. Nothing bad could happen if she got punched in the belly, right? It’s not like there’s a baby in there or anything. That cow.