Katie Holmes is dancing!? Tom’s gonna shit.

July 24th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Tom Cruise may have drowned Katie Holme’s career in a thimble full of water (He can’t reach the tub), but that hasn’t stopped her from making the most of the crumbs tossed her way. Here she is performing on So You Think You Can Dance last night and looking damn fine while doing it. Who knew Katie Holmes had a great ass? I swear, It’s almost like she’s a woman again. An increasingly independent and talking woman, but beggars can’t be choosers.

NOTE: The dancing starts at the 1:30 mark.


  1. frist

    FRIST

  2. sammyjo

    Great performance! Love seeing her smiling and animated again. Also glad she hasn’t gotten veneers. She’s still got that girl next door vibe

  3. Harold^Sick

    You can see Tom Cruise creeping in the background @ 2.41

  4. Lucy

    I thought Katie’s performance sucked. I definitely would not call struting around dancing, especially on a dance show! Her pretaped lip synching performance was an effort to promote DizzyFeet but did nothing for the celebration of the 100th episode!

  5. rosalin

    it’s nice to see her step out as an individual again
    an not just be her wacko husbands wife.

    there is definitely more to her than that.

  6. alex

    boooooring. not one decent dance step in the entire thing.

  7. Gator Bates

    That’s the Katie I grew up schmaking it too!. Where the hell have you been???

  8. Tom

    Now THAT’s entertainment! Gay, gay entertainment.

  9. Fas(c)hionista

    She’s clutzy and awkward. Great career move, Katie. Why don’t you go for the whole hog and marry OJ next?

  10. Fas(c)hionista

    She’s clutzy and awkward. Great career move, Katie. Why don’t you go for the whole hog and marry Jon Gosselin next?

  11. um, that wasn’t dancing… it was walking back and forth across the stage while rubbing her thighs. and singing? that was some of the worst lip syncing ever. i couldn’t even watch it all the way through. BORING. (this is coming from someone who LOVES sytycd)

  12. rick springfield

    kill me

  13. Rob Bagdasarian

    She’s singing a song about god and NOT about clearing her mind of thetans? Tom’s going to yell, err, I mean squeak at her.

  14. required

    You call that dancing? She’s pretty and sings nice, but that was not dancing.

  15. Gozer

    Everything Michael Jackson wanted to be…..so sad :-0

  16. techman

    Total waste of time. Was she even there in front of the audience? It looked totally pre-taped to me. Any of the dancers on the show could have done a much better job.

  17. Quinn

    Did anyone else think she looked like a skinny version of Brittney Spears with that hat on???
    I agree the ‘danicing’ was boring.

  18. alex

    Ehh…so boring. But she actually does look pretty for the first time since she married Tom Cruise. She REALLY needs to keep her hair long.

  19. Not impressed at all. She was on par with Britney Spears and thats WITH the lip-synching bullshit. The only good part with this clip was the hot chick at the end getting kicked off SYTYCD..man I would hit that twice!

  20. Plixtle

    Boring routine… lackluster dancing…. ridiculous idea to pre-record and lipsynch it… the whole thing was a waste of time.

  21. joho777

    Are the batteries dead in Tom’s controller? Why is he letting her do things on her own??

    This defeats the whole purpose of all the Scientologist training he has been giving her and Suri.

  22. britneysucks

    This “performance” reminds me a lot of the one Kevin Federline did at the Kid’s Choice Awards to launch his “rap” career. It was a gigantic FAIL. He and Britney divorced a month later. You do the math.

  23. As a dancer, I think it’s insulting that they even considered that a dance, on one of the best dance shows on TV. Way to alienate the dancers in the viewing audience.

  24. rerr edede

    Katie Holme is not looking great…in this video….

  25. RtSS

    TCSC –
    Katie Holmes was fine last night. Who knew she was so tall. She has a great set of legs that ends in a fine ass. Nicely put together, enjoyed her dancing routine immensely.

    By the way, for any ‘old schoolers’ on The Fish TCSC…

    Wait for it…
    Wait for it…
    Wait for it…

    TCSC — Tom Cruise Sucks Cock

  26. jumpin_j

    Too be fair, I thought she was actually quite good making her Broadway debut last year in All My Sons. Believe me, I’m no fan of hers. She generally makes me break into a rash, but this was the first time she showed actual (gasp) talent. Oh yeah, and she did look pretty damn fine too.

    Link to photo from the show:
    http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/081015/Stars-On-Broadway/All-My-Sons-Katie-Holmes_l.jpg

  27. waka

    She put on a good performance. Let’s hope it is not overshadowed by the lesser’s who insist of poking fun at Tom all of the time.

    They are happy together so any jokes are just weak attempts from a journalist to find some sort of relevancy.

  28. TOTAL CRAP

    #1. I have ALWAYS thought she looked like Britney you are the first who sees it too.

    This “dance” sucked BALLS harder than Tom Cruise. Lipping it in a pre-taped routine with many takes in case she has trouble moving from side to side is called a “performance” now??? They hyped this trash like crazy and called it Oscar worthy,what a joke. My grandma could do this.

    And she’s all proud because her royal alien highness donated her “fee” to dizzyfeet, in other words THEY would actually pay HER for this garbage? So she volunteered her time, big fucking deal, celebs NEVER pony up their own $$$$, the most they do is volunteer their time in a self serving and completely self romoting way.
    It was fucking boring as shit, her majorly tweaked singing was still off key and she did NOT dance. Se looked good in the face but she’s all clumsy-tall and mannish. Mega FAIL.
    I wonder who was more excited that she was doing a broadway show her TomTom. I bet Tom invited all those dacing men from Katie’s routine over to their house for a game of spank the naked midget while Katie was out recording her “singing”.

  29. DrThrasher

    Correction: The ACTUAL dancing doesn’t start until 2:40.

  30. Katie_was_my_ten

    She was sooooo fine when she was on Dawson’s Creek, then she married Tom and went to shit. This is the first time since she married him that I saw a hint of that hotness again. She still needs to gain about 10 pounds, though. Round off those sharp edges a bit. Even if it was pre-recorded and she was lip syncing, that was still her voice, and she didn’t sound bad at all. And hey, at least she’s getting out of the house!

  31. mel

    uhm she wasnt dancing!

  32. lIZ

    ummm she didnt dance at all…she just walked back and forth across the stage.

  33. Zenu

    I am very displeased with this sudden show of personality. Looks like she’s due for another audit to remove the filthy alien thetans.

  34. Lauren

    Correction there was no dancing

  35. Katie has no MoJo or any soul. Why is she still trying to stuff herself down America’s throats. She just puts herself out there for criticism that she rightly deserves. What a loser she truly is.

  36. minty

    When she was being interviewed by Cat, and after the dance was done Katie looked so smug. She looks like a miserable, stuck up, spoiled person. Not attractive.

  37. Close, but...

    #26, it was “TCLTC”. You figure out what it stands for…I still crack up at it!
    Agreed, that the performance was not dancing. I was expecting her to actually show some talent.

  38. xenu

    xenu killed the video star

  39. missywissy

    I’m sorry, but her voice doesn’t match her looks. Her voice sounded so bubbly and her hair was lifeless as the dance. The lip syncing was waaaaaaaay bad. It was good to see her out and smiling and all that. But, she just doesn’t have the pizzaz of say….. oh, I don’t know….. Nicole Kidman?

  40. RtSS

    @39: You are correct… I sit corrected, TCLTC! That’s right, and it still makes me blow milk and snot out my nose when I read it while chugging down a glass of cool milk. Too funny!

    Wait for it…
    Wait for it…
    Wait for it…

    TCLTC!

  41. Galtacticus

    I just watched the clip somewhere else and she dances like an actress.Her male dancers are guiding her most at the time.There’s not much individual risk, everything is very save.The way she’s probably used to get treated by her husband Tom Cruise!

  42. Galtacticus

    I just watched the clip somewhere else and she dances like an actress.Her male dancers are guiding her most at the time.There’s not much individual risk, everything is very save.The way she’s probably used to get treated by her husband Tom Cruise!

  43. Darth

    @44 Double post!?

  44. Rhialto

    How come almost all the male dancers are shorter than her!? Makes her feel save?

  45. Nero

    To make something exciting there has to be a danger factor. . .

  46. laurente

    not a good dancer at all
    better then some of the bimbos on Dancing with the Stars but mediocre at best
    when you see her next to the true talent on the show DYTYCD
    you realize that she is very average
    all pre taped
    voice very britany -no power shaky
    she is NOT talented
    looked pretty
    but very average compared to the dancers on the show
    usually the real stars show their real flaws on the show

  47. laurente

    not a good dancer at all
    better then some of the bimbos on Dancing with the Stars but mediocre at best
    when you see her next to the true talent on the show DYTYCD
    you realize that she is very average
    all pre taped
    voice very britany -no power shaky
    she is NOT talented
    looked pretty
    but very average compared to the dancers on the show
    usually the real stars show their real flaws on the show

  48. laurente

    not a good dancer at all
    better then some of the bimbos on Dancing with the Stars but mediocre at best
    when you see her next to the true talent on the show DYTYCD
    you realize that she is very average
    all pre taped
    voice very britany -no power shaky
    she is NOT talented
    looked pretty
    but very average compared to the dancers on the show
    usually the real stars show their real flaws on the show

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