Katie Holmes, I see what’s happening here

April 8th, 2009 // 29 Comments

Here’s Katie Holmes in LA yesterday, and how the hell did I not catch what Tom Cruise was doing to her appearance until just now? I mean, Jesus, he’s built like a 10-year-old boy. It was staring me right in the face! Or more accurately, the knee area. But still.

Photos: Fame, WENN
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  1. Oh Yeah

    Hell yeah 1st

  2. S

    Too far fetched. No go.

  3. Anonymous

    Scientology is a cult, people. Stay away from those wackos.

  4. Beware the Three Day Zombie!

    oops, I meant to write “Praise the Risen Christ!”

  5. That is absolutely hilarious haha. Love the comparison photo.

  6. Tom Cruise

    You know, I’ll never say it, but yeah, Scientology’s ideas are pretty crazy. I should have stayed with the religion that said a virgin gave birth to a god who got killed, chilled out in his man cave for a few days (maybe there was a James Bond movie marathon?), then rose from the dead and popped in on his grieving friends (“PSYCH! Hahaha, you all jumped like you’d seen a ghost! What? Oh fuck you, Thomas…”).

  7. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    Where’d her breasts go?

  8. @6 HAHAHAHAHAHA……………………………

  9. I’m going to buy her a jug of tide and some lipstick.

  10. TS

    Frist,
    Whatever happened to Friday Drinks? On Wednesdays? OH, yeah you have an interview. Don’t worry, I will drink for you til you get here.

  11. So..Madonna donates money to the victims of the earthquake….

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20270841,00.html

    You know damn well this is her FIRST STEP in her “stragegy” to adopt a child who lose his/her parents in the quake.

  12. sorry…”strategy”

  13. Sam

    I dunno, Madonna already has a monobrow kid.

  14. Hey Zanna I think you ment lost not lose. Geez, some people just can’t type.

  15. Don’t worry, TS, there will be plenty of drinking starting at 4:15. Martinis I assume..

  16. phoring

    Someone needs to help this poor lady. Her life has went down a gutter ever since she hooked up with Tom. Batman could have been a jumping point for her career, but it never happened.

    Scientology should know they are the most hated “religion” out there right now.

  17. It’s true, Guy…it’s the dangers of trying to post and be on a conference call at the same time AND simultaneously!

  18. Zanna, you should just say “stragedy”..

  19. missywissy

    This is It????

    Is MJ going for the “Yes We Can” shit?????? Are people chanting “this is it. this is it.”? Crappy slogan. Let’s just hope it’s true!

    MJ actually looks better than Katie.

  20. missywissy

    @ Zanna- don’t ever apologize to losers like us that waste our time on these sites. Spell however you want. GuyHolly is obviously keeping a grade book on everyone else here. The rest of us couldn’t give a shit.

  21. Max Planck

    Looks like some cigarette smoking damage to me.

  22. Rhialto

    Ugh!

  23. Cancunense

    I said the same thing yesterday when I was looking at a picture in a magazine! I said to my husband…look ! she looks like Michael Jackson!!!!!

  24. amoi_b

    Not to mention that GuyHolly typed “ment” not “meant.” SNAP!

  25. cheezypoof

    wtf is on her shirt? It cannot be from Tom because we know he doesn’t look at her when they have sex so the stain would be on her back…

  26. There is a difference in “MOVES” though!!

  27. hurry

    Her baby is so lovely, this is the reason why I am confused to see her profile on the rich dat ing site “C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M”.

  28. smietana

    xD

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