Katie Holmes, I don’t even know anymore…

August 1st, 2008 // 87 Comments

These are pictures of Katie Holmes moving into her Manhattan apartment yesterday. Anyone starting to think Tom Cruise is turning her into a tall, thinner (and more manly) version of himself? Don’t be surprised to see pictures of Tom buying an “Acme Industrial Strength Breast Sander” in the future. What does Katie think about all this? That’s easy: nothing. Otherwise the bomb in her head will explode. True story.


  1. AssBigot

    That protruding navel is disgusting. Color her white and she’d look so much like that freak in Pan’s Labyrinth with eyes on his palms with what her walking around all bones.

    She used to be beautiful. What the hell happened? Oh, yeah. Right. Tom did. Tom and Posh-bitch did. Poor girl.

  2. AssBigot

    Oh, and Randal should be put out of his misery. Perhaps a dip in boiling molten glass?

  3. aaron

    SHE HAS AN OUTIE!!!!

  4. Titty Bang Bang

    I concur with @20

  5. I Don't Think So

    @50 piss off

    she’s under the control of the TOM and he’s turned her into a Stepford wife

  6. Langdon

    Holy snap she is HOT.

  7. Langdon

    @51

    Because Tom made her belly button an outtie?

    You guys do realize she had a child, right? It happens.

  8. TheMoMo

    Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye!

  9. Jade

    I think she looks good.

    But NOT in her husband’s pants.

  10. Cattyluo

    Look,she is cool. Of my friend told me he saw her profile on Millionaire4me.com—-It is said there are so many hot pictures on the site.It is a worth to have a look.Don’t miss it.

  11. I don't get it...

    Yeah, the clothes, I don’t get it – all you see are celebrities shopping, shopping…and then we see more pictures of them looking like this – what do they do with all that shit they buy?

    She’d better watch her workout routine – she’s getting Madonna arms.

  12. Ykt

    mmmm im sorry how can i arrive to dawson’s Creek???

  13. Brett Farve is a pussy douche

    Brett Farve (me) is a stupid douche. Just retire you fucking moron and stop ruining the team and game that gave you so much.

  14. LumberTom

    Mmmm, almost sexy. All she needs is a plaid shirt and a 5 o’clock shadow on her face. Maybe also some hormone treatments. Oh, and a penis would be helpful.

  15. TJ

    Katie: was it all worth it? You literally sold your soul just so you could get ‘superstardom’ by hooking up with this conceited, cult-following midget.

    Was it all worth it?

  16. mo

    poor thing. she looks unhealthy.

  17. kenny

    She looks awesome. Stop hating because she’s not a fat ass.

  18. Sarah

    I think she’s extremely pretty.

  19. Sarah

    I think she’s extremely pretty.

  20. And you think it’s strange LITTLE tommy is a FAGGOT?

  21. GG1000

    She’s looking lean and mean, but whassup with that HAIR? It looks like the hottest ‘do at the Peoria Canasta Festival – sheesh. My great-great Aunt’s got cooler hair than that.

  22. Mama Pinkus

    If she drew lines around her wrists she’d be mistaken for a mannequin

  23. chopper

    You idiots, that’s a navel ring or stud.

    If anything she looks over-aerobicized and still recovering from pregnancy a bit. Burning off the stubborn body-fat. But good nonetheless. You fools are mostly reacting to bad, overhead lighting and a wrinkly shirt/pants combo.

    her Tom Cruise haircut is kinda creepy. If she wasn’t connected to him, she would look cute in it. But she’s tmarried to Cruise, and hasn’t been in a decent movie since she married him, and missed out on being in one of the most successful films of all time, thus it’s weird and creepy.

    That right there is argument for the failure of Scientology: Somehow, Katie Holmes missed out on being in The Dark Knight, and having already played the part in the first movie. It was her part to lose, and lose it she did, AFTER becoming a Scientologist.

    Physically, she looks fine.

  24. Jay

    Hey! Katie is cute. I can understand why Tom is attracted to her.

  25. missywissy

    Why does everybody rag on this gal? She looks comfty, I’m sure the hair would look great if it were styled, and so what if she uses Tom Cruise Ooops…I mean… is married to Tom Cruise????

  26. Tom Cruise did not encourage Katie to play in The Dark night because Heath Ledger was playing in it. Maybe Heath knows alot more to tom cruise than what Katie will ever know.also Heath went out with Naomi Watts, Best friend to nicole Kidman.!!Tom cruise would not want any stories reaching Poor Katies ears. Keep the girl away from any home truths.tom would want Katie thinking what he has been telling her about nicole.He would not want Katie finding out things that happened in his marriage.If Nicole could only talk.Heath Ledger would have known alot about their break up!!!!!

  27. Tom Cruise did not encourage Katie to play in The Dark night because Heath Ledger was playing in it. Maybe Heath knows alot more to tom cruise than what Katie will ever know.also Heath went out with Naomi Watts, Best friend to nicole Kidman.!!Tom cruise would not want any stories reaching Poor Katies ears. Keep the girl away from any home truths.tom would want Katie thinking what he has been telling her about nicole.He would not want Katie finding out things that happened in his marriage.If Nicole could only talk.Heath Ledger would have known alot about their break up!!!!!

  28. simplicity

    That’s not a navel ring or stud
    That’s an outtie. She’s skinny.

    Not sure what’s up with her jeans…

  29. Trish

    WTF? Nice tank – she looks horrib in it. What’s up with her boobs? Nice belly button. Cover up for God’s sake……………………..Not flattering!!!

  30. jim

    She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -”"”"”"”"”W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

  31. River

    She still has her outtie belly button

  32. I used to like this girl! now? eek!

  33. Donica

    When did Katie turn 40?

  34. The Todd

    I’d like to motorboat those tits.Oh Yeah,you know what I’m talking about.

  35. their two kids, and an occasional male or female lover, in the same house. How?

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