Katie Holmes, I don’t even know anymore…

August 1st, 2008 // 87 Comments

These are pictures of Katie Holmes moving into her Manhattan apartment yesterday. Anyone starting to think Tom Cruise is turning her into a tall, thinner (and more manly) version of himself? Don’t be surprised to see pictures of Tom buying an “Acme Industrial Strength Breast Sander” in the future. What does Katie think about all this? That’s easy: nothing. Otherwise the bomb in her head will explode. True story.

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  1. mrah

    Scary…

  2. Iambatman

    first

  3. morga

    grossssssssss

  4. Susanna

    i cant even post a bad comment. i just feel bad for her.

  5. dr venkman

    That may be the hottest Katie has ever looked. Seriously.

  6. Mel

    Why is she wearing his pants?

  7. Mel

    Why is she wearing Tom’s pants?

  8. OnlyGayEskimo

    I really hope what I am seeing around her belly button area is a piercing and NOT a gigantic, protruding navel.

    She makes me want to cry, she looks so much like Tom. Wait, maybe that thing beneath her shirt is his penis –

  9. She looks like a Stepford wife..

  10. ph7

    She needs to be captured and sent to a deprogramming.

  11. Angry Beaver

    At night she dresses up as Goose, puts on her strap-on and tells Tom that “I’ve got your six, Marverick” before going brokeback on him.

  12. Ted from LA

    Praying for Katie and mimi and hoping they get it on and post pictures.

  13. Ted from LA

    It looks like she can hang a large piece of art from her belly button.

  14. rough daddy

    boring story, boring couple, not even a gratuitous nip or crotch shot….

  15. linday

    !@@@@@@Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the
    millionaire luxury club”"”"”"”C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m”"”"”"”OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of
    internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things

  16. Wicked Witch

    SHE’S MELTING…!!!

  17. Capers

    I love Katie. I think she looks very stylish in this casual way……and maybe she is just s litle bit pregnant?????

  18. Capers

    Sorry, too many martinis at lunch….I meant to say…..I love Katie. I think she looks very stylish in this casual way……and maybe she is just a little bit pregnant?????

  19. sadie

    I just wish she had been in “The Dark Night”, even thought Maggie G. is a more interesting actress, it was hard not to keep thinking that is felt like a saop opera when they go and change the actor and your supposed to feel okay and normal about it, well its not okay! I feel like Tom doesn’t want her to have good parts anymore, that movie would have been much better is she was in it, she pulls of the crooked mout/lop sided face thing far better than Maggie G.

  20. Perspective

    Dear Mr. superficial writer,

    Thank you for posting another picture of a thin girl with great hair and a pretty face wearing a thin shirt and no bra. I don’t care if she is married to Hugo Chavez, wears mens clothing, or secretly binges on chocolate covered grasshoppers.

    I don’t come here to learn about people’s lives: I come here to see tits on pretty girls.

    Those are fine. Please send more.

  21. sadie

    I just wish she had been in “The Dark Night”, even thought Maggie G. is a more interesting actress, it was hard not to keep thinking that it felt like a saop opera when they go and change the actor and your supposed to feel okay and normal about it, well its not okay! I feel like Tom doesn’t want her to have good parts anymore, that movie would have been much better if she was in it, even if she did end up dying (sorry people) she pulls of the crooked mouth/lop sided face thing far better than Maggie G.

  22. Mike

    She looks kinda cute, although a bit bony and she has an outie…ewwww!!!!

    Nice nips though.

  23. britney's weave

    LOL @ 20

    i wonder if her nipples are jealous of that belly button.

    oh, and terrible haircut.

  24. Swishy

    If Tom must make her into a gay man, why can’t it be a cute and tight gay man???

  25. Alabama3

    Tom is killing this woman…when I say ‘killing’ this woman, I mean tearing her arse up or something. Does SHE have crohns do you think?

  26. johnny

    katie is a dime….she looks so hip…that protruding naveel is soo hott, especially if she is pregnant. wow are you people all high? that little boy haircut does it for me…

  27. johnny

    katie is a dime….she looks so hip…that protruding naveel is soo hott, especially if she is pregnant. wow are you people all high? that little boy haircut does it for me…

  28. Erik

    Every girl thinks she has Crohn’s for a little while after I get done with them.

  29. Chris

    Look like today is nipple day too! I can’t believe you didn’t comment on that, shame on you Superficial Writer, shame.

  30. Chris

    Look like today is nipple day too! I can’t believe you didn’t comment on that, shame on you Superficial Writer, shame.

  31. Barrack Obama

    I’m going to join Anonymous and become a Supressive Person… if there is any reason at all to stop Scientology it’s what Tom has done to Katie. Fuck that 5-foot, rat-mouthed faggot. I mean, I loved Vanilla Sky and all, but this has gone too far. At least she moved to Manhattan. If I ever see this MILF on the street I’m gonna’ pick her up, fuck the literal piss out of her and put the tape on the Internet for free. I can do that because I am OTO LEVEL 5,000!

  32. quake

    I visit this site for photos of hot chicks, not little boys.

  33. Jammy

    I always liked her Great-Grandpa Sherlock Holmes

  34. yabadabadude

    She used to be hot and this Scientology crap turned her into a little boy. At least we got a nipshot

  35. SoCalSteve

    Looks like a 14 year old boy smuggling apples.

  36. p0nk

    TCLTC

    /you people are really slipping.

  37. Katt

    Those can’t be Tom Cruise’s pants…she has them rolled up! She has to be what…6 feet taller than him???

  38. Vickie White

    Someone keep this girl away from VBeckham. Somehow she’s morphed into an underdressed, underfed, underclass copycat….and she believes she looks good! Gosh, Kate, where did you go?

  39. HAHAHAH. she is totally turning INTO him. she’s much more handsome though.

  40. norton

    Un-believable.

  41. my comment

    I guess if you are that rich, it doesn’t matter HOW you look anymore.

  42. sla

    The pants look comfortable, I will give here that. But she is an actress who theoretically has access to the best stylists and tons of money for clothes and who knows she will be photographed wherever she goes. Therefore, she should not leave the house (I mean mansion) looking like this unless she is going to paint houses for Habitat for Humanity.

  43. Randal

    Katie, I’m loving your look, especially with that belt wrapped around your sexy little waist line. MMmmm mmm, delicious!

    You’ve been a continued inspiriation for all upcoming stars and your best work is yet to come. I look forward to watching you as that cocky female pilot in Top Gun 2 with your husband.

    Keep it real girl! Love ya!

    Randal

  44. serwer

    Dude. These jeans. Victoria beckham at disneyland a little while ago. They cannot be back in style

  45. Third nipple, indeed.

  46. Matthew

    ok let’s get the campaing going again for FREE KATIE mission! besides she is be brainwashed by that cult I refused to name! and also again FREE KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and TCLTC!

  47. Kims BIG BUTT

    She’s had her brains sucked out and her nipples pleace on top of her breasts!

  48. Babeline

    MILF

  49. Barr

    trust me, you do NOT want to see this girl naked. Looks like a leopard that got in a fight with a bengal.

  50. Truth doctor

    Get over it folks. The woman is happy, your opinions are irrelevant.

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