Apparently, Tom Cruise was at the premiere of Star Trek last night thus confirming my theory on midget quotas, but Christ, scope out the look on Katie Holmes. If that’s not proof he drugs her up good, I don’t know what is. I could probably fire a gun next to her face, and she’d simply yawn then get shin-kicked for showing human emotion.
Katie Holmes doesn’t even know
May 1st, 2009 // 32 Comments