Apparently, Tom Cruise was at the premiere of Star Trek last night thus confirming my theory on midget quotas, but Christ, scope out the look on Katie Holmes. If that’s not proof he drugs her up good, I don’t know what is. I could probably fire a gun next to her face, and she’d simply yawn then get shin-kicked for showing human emotion.
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lizzy | May 1, 2009 at 3:15 pm
BEST TITLE EVER. PERFECT.
name | May 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I didn’t realize that zombies could show emotion.
larry the cable guy | May 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Who cares about these fool, Don’t you know Danny Gans died today?
What a great loss
Gay as AIDS | May 1, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I AM SOOOOOOO GAY!
Kdog | May 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Why does she dress like a 70 year old???
PunkA | May 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Love her. Always will. She is my guilty little crush. So suck it , Fish.
Nate | May 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She looks like an alien mannequin that just smoked opium out of a straw.
Dooley | May 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm
It’s one thing to see the likes of Britney and lindsey turn into wasted little head cases because you always have that feeling that they could change if they really wanted to. But seeing Katie like this really saddens me – I get the sense that she really doesn’t know what’s been done to her and how her life has been ruined by that arrogant little cult follower she trusted in.
gits | May 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm
It’s amazing they managed to snap 2 pictures during the 10 milliseconds when Tom took his steering hand off Katie.
p0nk | May 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm
TCLTC
@8 It’s not as if nobody warned her.
Bung | May 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm
If only more ads could be fit on this page…
Adam | May 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Scientologists don’t believe in drugs. It’s just good old fashioned emotional abuse and brainwashing that’s got her in a stupor.
Also, being around Tom all day can’t be good for your mental health either…
Deacon Jones | May 1, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That’s my exact reaction on Mondays
Napoleon | May 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Get real man. She’s just gazing in to nothing. Happens to everyone when they’re consumed by their thoughts. It’s actually a pretty peacefull moment when it happens.
inside Katie Holmes' mind... | May 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm
“…well, Tom said he was a great friend who he hadn’t seen in a long time and didn’t expect to be here…and besides, don’t all men use a little tongue when greeting a dear, dear friend?…my stomach really hurts…”
zsa | May 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I always feel so sad when I see her now. I wonder when she’ll come to her senses and leave him.
FK&S!!!
zsa
MBL | May 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Isn’t her contract about up? She can’t be sticking around from fear that Tiny Tom would get custody of a kid that’s not his. No judge would endanger a child by giving her to someone like him. Wonder if all she was promised has been worth it. She’s aged 20 years, she hasn’t become a world-class actress, nor has her strange taste in clothing made her a fashion icon.
It must be one helluva non-disclosure agreement!
The Bong Show | May 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Her thetans have made it to the landing station on Venus. Tom must be proud.
Mama Pinkus | May 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm
poor gal knows Tommy will kick her to the curb as soon as she shows any signs of aging
BuffaloSixtySex | May 1, 2009 at 8:28 pm
We’re going to find out five years from now that this Katie is a decoy and that Tom Cruise has the real Katie chained to the AC unit in his basement.
1moreidiotintheworld | May 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Nawwww….. her brain just checked out. She realized a while back how fucked up her existance is and just simply shut down for good while her body continues on auto-pilot. All hail Xenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lildavy | May 1, 2009 at 9:35 pm
http://lildavy.mybrute.com/
gerard vandenberg | May 2, 2009 at 1:05 am
Is it weird with little tommy as “BUDDY”, folks?
mikeock | May 2, 2009 at 7:16 am
scientology good. me make clay dolls on the clay table. tom cruise is my true love. katie are you in there? Hello? Hello?
SoTe | May 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Oh my god, that poor girl! That is exactly the look of someone thinking “What the fuck am I doing here?”. Who knows if she really knew what she was getting into, you have a few months of total blindness and “Oh my god, Tom Cuise loves me and I had his poster on my wall when I was a little girl.. I’m in heaven” and then when she finally realized it was actually HELL she was already pregnant and almost married. Too late Katie.
Boogeyman King Dong | May 3, 2009 at 7:14 am
Yes,my ding dong is really THAT big Katie Holmes.Yum!
Sauron | May 3, 2009 at 9:08 am
HellO!
lily white | May 3, 2009 at 9:21 am
Recently I found a hot club — SeekingTall.c o m — just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your lover.
Roger | May 4, 2009 at 8:19 am
#25: “Oh my god, Tom Cuise loves me and I had his poster on my wall when I was a little girl.. I’m in heaven”
You KNOW this is exactly how she thought. And if you are a girl, you would think too.
All I know, she’s certainly not lil Joey Potter anymore. Things are not swell in the ‘Creek.
abby | May 14, 2009 at 1:43 am
Why does she dress like a 55-year-old?
katie | July 4, 2009 at 11:47 am
I am 25
sumvision cyclone | May 21, 2010 at 7:51 am
She look so nice and cool I am very excited about this one Its really a very fantastic one for me.I am very excited about this one Its very nice