Well, this was bound to happen. Tom Cruise’s efforts to turn Katie Holmes into a man have officially backfired; she’s gone lesbian. Don’t believe me? Just look at these pics and tell me with a straight face you’d be genuinely surprised to see Samantha Ronson hop out of Katie’s backpack holding hiking boots and promises of teaching gym.
That’s what I thought.
 |
Courteney Cox's Shocking Confession About Her Sex Life – Huffington Post |
 Why Was This Celebrity Booed Off This Hit TV Show? – Fox News | |
| 50 Most Scandalous Cheerleaders in Sports History – Bleacher Report | |
| Skinny Star in a Bikini Talks About Being Anorexic – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. – TMZ | |
| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
JEFFREY | April 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
POOR THING IS SLIPPIN!
Marina | April 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
First.
I hate Katie anyway.
RichPort's Ghost | April 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Somewhere, Rosie O’Donnell is whackin’ off…
Rough Daddy | April 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I dont believe cruise can coax the dyke out of this girl, she not in the first place!
and heres my reference:
http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/k/katie_holmes/index.htm
smarg | April 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
She never was a hottie. But now, it doesn’t matter…she’s his prisoner and sex slave, getting ready for the Martian takeover.
Rhialto | April 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I wouldn’t recognize her being Katie Holmes.Her mental state looks better though.
Nero | April 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Wacko sandals.Does she like foot tickling?
teanthor | April 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I don’t care how much you bash her. She’s still hot.
Richard McBeef | April 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@5 Prisoner – yes, Sex slave – no
Butch her up all you want she still doesn’t have that cock that Tom craves
TCLTC
ALL HAIL XENU
Karen | April 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Since there’s no black man in this story, can we assume it’s ok to criticize the white girl again?
Darth | April 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm
So what’s next? Growing a beard?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’m much,much more handsome than any of those paps overthere.
dave | April 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Yeah, the one thing that keeps me from immediately jerking off every time I see her is now gone. Now that you’ve got me thinking about some chick (yeah even Ronson) muff diving on her means I need some alone time right now.
RichPort's Ghost | April 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
#11 – Well, Tom Cruise married his beard!
TCLTC
Teanthor's Optometrist | April 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
#8 Make an appointment with me ASAP. Are you allergic to dogs?
Rosie O'Donnell | April 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Fuck, you people are total idiots – they have to be CARGO shorts. We passed that rule a long time ago.
Sportsdvl | April 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm
What an ugly man that is.
Dice | April 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Does anyone else remember when she was actually hot? I think I wore out my DVD player pausing a scene in The Gift where she let her funbags fly. What a shame she has turned into the monster above.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
catapostrophe | April 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm
All these comments are extraordinarily witty and interesting–just like The Superficial itself!
It’s wild!
Keep up the work, everybody!
Eva Destruction | April 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Much as Tom Cruise blumpkins Katie, I want to blumpkin Shoopy after the coffee truck pizza.
hahaha | April 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Ahahahaha.
Share | April 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I really hate Tom for ruining our little Dawson’s Creek girl’s life. She finally lost it but I was expecting this for a while now. God help her and Suri. If you have other people or things you hate yoou can share your feelings on my website http://sharehate.blogspot.com You can also read what others hate and why and you will be surprised. I say, check it out.
Anonymous | April 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Scientology is a cult. Not a religion. They are complete nutjobs.
Cindy | April 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
If Katie really has developed skill with the strapon, I bet most Superficial male commenters now find her MORE attractive.
Jen | April 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Holy Hell, WTF happened to her?
And LOL to #24.
AmeriCanadian | April 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
She looks sick or something…Ela e muita doente. (or is it muito? My portuguese is fail.)
Sarah | April 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm
it’s official…Tom IS gay and Katie is his new man lover. WOW and she used to be sooo pretty…what a shame
LA | April 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
What’s she doing in Silverlake?
Randal | April 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Even though Katie is out on the prowl for Samantha Ronson, she still looks adorable.
Randal
Bobaloo | April 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
The sad result of achieving her childhood dream of marrying Tom Cruise.
NY Ted | April 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Send Tom Cruise to the Somalia Pirates!
Then we can turn poor brain-washed Katie back into a woman again who likes the man meat that Tiny Tom Thumb can’t and won’t give her!
She used to be such a cute little thing before she married that fucking nut job!
le fag | April 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm
boy’s dont cry
KHLTP?
B Parkins | April 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Katie looks like every other slob
B Parkins | April 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Katie looks like every other slob
B Parkins | April 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Katie looks like every other slob
joy | April 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
time will tell if they stick together
Do FreeBird | April 14, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She looking more like SaMANtha Ronson every day. She’s also been looking pretty zombified lately.
Dan | April 14, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I’d make ‘er pregnant.
Ladodgurs22 | April 15, 2009 at 12:11 am
Honestly, I’m suprised it took this long for her to turn into that. Then again, Tom Cruise seems to do this to every women he marries. Katie and Samantha are meant for one another.
gerard Vandenberg | April 15, 2009 at 7:20 am
I’m sure this look will cause a fight tonight!!
Narcissist | April 15, 2009 at 8:53 am
There’s “slovenly”, but it doesn’t excuse those things on her feet.
mafme | April 15, 2009 at 10:58 am
I can dig chicks that dress like this from time to time… but usually they don’t have bodies like that or dig the doods.
Dirk the Impailer | April 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Tom has done everything he can to make her into a boy clone. He only gets it up for young boys, and has done everything in his power to turn her into a boy look-alike so that he can at least fantasize about boys while ramming it up her ass.
The short hair, the jeans all the time, the no makeup — she could easily pass for a boy.
What a waste…
yuk. | April 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm
If it weren’t for the bag and the shoes, I’d say she looks homeless.
freeeky geek | April 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Are these pics of John Meyer?
freeeky geek | April 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Are these pics of John Meyer?
momof4 | April 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm
You people are so judgmental! Just because she’s dressed like this doesn’t mean she’s a dike! I dress like that all the time and I have 4 kids and a wonderful husband I’m a long way from a dike! I would NEVER EVER be one.. never judge a book by its cover thats all I gotta say!
bertch29 | April 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I am still totally amazed at how much these celebs will pay for clothes that make them look like homeless lesbians. WTF is with those sandals anyway?
What the Hell? | April 15, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Did Tommy Boy remove all the mirrors in their home?
Chris | April 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Poor SamKat.