Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were eating at Mastro’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, but when they tried to leave they couldn’t get their vintage car to start in front of all the photographers. Although that doesn’t really explain the look on Katie Holmes’ face. I don’t even know what that look is. It’s not embarrassment or humiliation, it’s “I’m transforming into a scarecrow!”
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He is SO going to take her credit card away for laughing at him!! He is going to chew the ass off his personal mechanic because that old car didn’t start upon his command even though it’s obvious some damn Thetans got in the carbureator.
what kind of a name is Mapother anyway………..martian?…….ahhahaha i had to say it
Katie looks like his sister or maybe daughter, he is an old stupid gay guy. She sooooo makes herself look stupid with him, doesn’t matter, she’s a loser and never made good movies anyway. Tom, he can be replaced with any of the younger guys in Hollywood, we never need to see his ass in a picture again ,UNLESS IT’S BROKE BACK II.
Good lord… cringe… why do we care, really!!? This girl has basically made an entire career so far out of her uncomfortable looks and strangely affected sounding 5-year-old’s voice. And now she’s trying to suck in her own face, starting with her cheeks. So gross the two of them, so gross…
haha fish a scarecrow “maybe if i make this face i’ll scare the paps away”
Looks like Katie has to imitate the sound of a running engine as well.
You know what? Tom would be great for Brokeback II. That’s probably the only movie people would actually go to see him in…
Think she ate too many organic prunes?