Apparently Katie Holmes’ recklessness (She spoke during dinner.) is getting out of hand, so Tom Cruise signed her up for an intense three-day session of Scientology Boot Camp. Star reports:
“It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes,” a Scientology insider reveals. “Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.”
Katie’s intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie’s been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food.
Above you can see Katie utilizing the always-cleansing “Xenu scream.” It can only be ended by the insertion of a “Thetan rod.” However, when everyone looked to Tom Cruise to take action, he balked and replied “Eww! With a girl?! GROSS!” then jumped on the back of a bee and flew to safety.
Thanks to veggi who’s a drill sergeant at Camp Kickass.
I feel sorry for her. She needs to pick Tom up, put him on top of the fridge and then run for her life.
TCLTC
What is always so fucking funny with these two? Every other picture of them shows them with their mouths wide open, fake laughing. The rest of the pictures I see are of them fake kissing.
dude if you don’t remove your Scientology adverts im taking you off my links on my blog and letting everyone else with links to you that its on here as well.
i refuse to affiliate my work woth someone willing to take cash from a CULT.
your site is great but i ain’t having it.
The ads are probably content based which means Scientology ads will only appear on pages that you talk about Scientology. Some ad networks will let you block certain ads although this may not be possible with his current network.
If we all click the ad enough they will loose a few thousand dollars and probably bring attention to thesuperficial, resulting in an overly elaborate plan to dominate the galactic xeon with radius emissions of concentrated methane gas.
God I hate that little bastard twat. i bet when she does something wrong like cut his sandwiches at a 45 degree angle instead of 60, he beats her with a newspaper and rubs her nose in her own shit.
she got outta line with her “free thinking” ways, had to send her off to be emotional beat down so she’ll behave. FUCK YOU TOM CRUISE.
She used to be so cute – remember Dawson’s Creek and the movie GO?
Now she’s barely recognizable, dresses like she’s 40. And she towers over Tom..why does he always pick robot women who are like 20 feet taller than him? Can you imagine being Katie NO SORRY “Kate” and having this little pipsqueak napolean controlling you?
“Kate! Come here Kate! It’s time for your 200-hour audit session! Dunk yourself in a tub of vegetable oil! Don’t talk back to me or I’ll climb my special ladder and zap you! muahahahahaha!”
So they are brainwashing her. Soon she will look & act like the women from that sect in Texas.
I thought the female of their species is supposed kill and eat the smaller male after they mate. Why is he still alive?
Co$ is disconnected Katie from the real world :S
May 10th- we’re coming.
Fucking hell- disconnectING*
Are Kaplan and I the only nerds that watched last nights Law & Order and thought the timing of this article is ironic?
They are all weak crazy people.
Gross that “They” are advertising on this site. Kooks.
Kate: Why is this emeter shaped like a penis?
Tom: You’re being glib, I think you need a audit.
Kate: Please no more audits, I cant handle double anal again.
Tom: I think I need an audit…
Poor Joey Potter-Cruise. Shoulda never left the creek.
Okay…….when did Richard Kiel go tranny and start a ventriloquist act???!!!???
re: shite Ads. ABP add-on (free) for Firefox blocks them all for me…
Do you think Katie’s confessions are like mine?
confessionsfrommyopenmarriage.blogspot.com/
Scienetology or Stepfordology?
She has already an scientology-tommy-losers smile.
NEED TO SAY MORE?
Other wise known as “BRAIN-WASHING”…!!
Poor fucking loopy cunt…it’s her own fault though for marrying this fucking sick little creep Tiny Tom Thumb!
Right now I have to say Suri Cruise is in a worse position in life than Britney’s Kids and Wacko Jacko’s children. TOM is just dangerously INSANE because of that church.
What a weird couple they make !!!
Even their kid looks weird as if scientologists have manipulated the genes when Katie was pregnant !!! creepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy right ?
Her mouth looks bigger than his head :P
that a bit rich coming from a website FULL of Scientology ad.s
shame on you!!!!!
I saw them on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,too.Maybe they want make more new friends.You can contact them on that site.
Seriously, how did a science fiction writer develop and actually SELL to a few obviously disturbed people “Scientology”?
It’s pretty obvious that TC is an egotistical douche-bag with the intellect of an 8 year old.
They’re (scientology) going to get her killed. Remember Lisa McPherson.
When did Katie become so desperate. A lot of people could have cashed in on her desperation if Tom hadn’t stepped in and purchased…I mean married her. I mean try to get a role, write a book, or make a porn! Anything but this.
Hey why is this allowed by our “government” but polygomy isn’t. Anyone ?
Why the fuck the jews in media won’t leave this poor guy alone. You say the wrong thing about jews and your show gets cancelled. Halle Berry was in tears apologizing for talking about how a picture of her looked Jewish (it was her jewish assistant who made that comment to begin with). Yeah Halle Berry in tears apologizing!
But it’s a field days with Tom Cruise and Scientology. Respecting other religions, other people, etc, that goes right out the door. Muslims are terrorists, Scientologists are nuts, black people are stoned gang members…no there are not my opinion, it’s the media coming out of US. What was the last time you heard or saw a movie making fun of Jews. But for the last several years every single group and minority has been insulted in US media.
Do any of the aholes who are spreading rumors about Tom know shit about Scientology. You would think that people who believe in Moses parting the sea and a talking bush would give other religions and people the benefit of a doubt.
I’m sick and tired of these fucking jews in US media. Yea and I know jews at school so I’m not saying any jew but the fucking secular jews in hollywood who think they’re running shit. Look up jew producers/studio owners/etc in Wikipedia.
And leave fucking TOm Cruise alone motherfuckers. Stop licking the balls of big pharma. He got the guts to stand up the motherfuckers who are druggings us up in US. Drugging kids up to make money. Choke on it.
Pierre, my coward French friend, you just accept the fact that Jews run the media or Hollywood or whatever.
Nobody complains why black people are rappers or pretty much dominate basketball;
So you and your buddies (I think you’re black not some French guy..just a hunch;) control NBA, and Jews control NBC and CBS. Let Buddhists or Muslims or whatever talk about not getting their fare share in US, but you and I (Jews and African-Americans) got more that we deserve;)
Go play your basketball game and shutup.
sbdy should fucking take it up now and send all the scientologists to mental institutions before Middle Ages 2 happens. how can ppl be so goddamn stupid!
sbdy nuke Clearwater or something.
http://www.xenu.net/
Okay-who the FUCK smiles like that?!?!
Katie is an impressionable idiot, I can only feel so sorry for her. If you allow yourself to be led down a path of utter fucktardedness, you only have yourself to blame.