The opening of Katie Holmes’ Broadway show All My Sons was picketed last night by members of the Internet group Anonymous. Protestors wore Guy Fawkes mask ala V for Vendetta, according to Us Magazine:
The group was wearing masks and shouted, “We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play, we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
A spokesperson for Anonymous spoke to Us recently about the planned action. “We are going to be there not only in protest of The Church of Scientology,” a member of the group told Us, “we would love to see Katie Holmes get away from this evil cult before it’s to late.”
Some members held up signs that read “Free Katie.” I hear Anonymous even attempted to kidnap Katie and take her to safety. But halfway to their destination they realized something was amiss when “Katie” kept laughing and telling her captors “You know what would cure me? Butt sex. Just sayin’.” Five minutes later they pulled over and tossed Tom Cruise off a bridge who, sadly, landed on the back of a bee and flew to safety. True story.
EDIT: Reader Cuno is more alert than I am this morning. That is definitely Katie Holmes’ nipple in the first two pics. I had to check twice because it’s practically the size of a saucer. But, it’s official: we have nip and I was, uh, testing you guys. Yeah…
i really ….
no, honestly, i just …
there’s a baby there, i can’t ….
SICK!SICK!SICK!
KILLED MY SEX LIFE AGAIN!
I’M SLEEPING WITH GEEKOLOGIES MOM JUST TO GET EVEN.
NYEAH,NYEAH,NYEAK!
Ugh. A Katie Holmes nipple? Ew. Katie Holmes has become asexual as far as I’m concerned. She’s completely unattractive. She looks like a man. Maybe she is a man. I can see Tom being into her for that reason. As far as anonymous, sorry guys, you can’t save her. I think she’s a man. But I have to add, that’s just my opinion. Have to add that, so I don’t get sued for slander. Yeah. She’s a dude.
Seriously, look at the picture above. Look at it. Can you honestly say that there is anything attractive about that face. If you can, then you are lying. You’re just…lying. UGH! I just looked at the picture again.
This Anonymous protest thing against Scientology sounds fun and exciting.
I’d like to see more protest of other cults, too. faith freedom org.
@35 – Those are hubcap size, and that’s a man baby.
I took earth scientology in high school. We had to dissect a worm. It was gross. But it wasn’t gross enough to picket!?!?
She shows us: THERE ARE STILL A FEW FEMALE “SIGNALS”!!
at first i was gonna say “i can’t see a nipple,” then i realized that nipple is huuuugee! aww !
Her daughter looks like the boy from the Grudge! She really freaks me out with all these wierd looks and hair on face thing.
We only want what’s best for Katie. You know that her fake “marriage” to heterosexual Tom Cruise was a sham from the beginning and that it’s going to end in the usual Scientology disaster. The only real issue is the damage being done to the children that Tom Cruise has control of.
She used to be so pretty…
Now I don´t know what has happened to her..?
And she looks much older than she is.
whats up?
this page its bad, bad…
ohh..
very important…
im not speak english!!
sorry!!!
ohh.. zorra?
im stupid…
i know..
bye
i love you!!!
baby…:=)
if you look really close, where a bit of Katie’s bare belly is showing, are those stretch marks?
Poor thing has aged about 100 years since marring the troll
that baby/infant/THING is such a spoiled brat.
Nipple showing: check, Kids’ foot in my crotch: check, Flaming homo for a “husband?” triple-check.
We have a winner class. And for extra credit: why was Katie not asked to return for “The Dark Knight?”
Dismissed.