Katie Holmes’ Broadway opening picketed by protestors (Also, you can see her nipple)
The opening of Katie Holmes’ Broadway show All My Sons was picketed last night by members of the Internet group Anonymous. Protestors wore Guy Fawkes mask ala V for Vendetta, according to Us Magazine:
The group was wearing masks and shouted, “We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play, we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
A spokesperson for Anonymous spoke to Us recently about the planned action. “We are going to be there not only in protest of The Church of Scientology,” a member of the group told Us, “we would love to see Katie Holmes get away from this evil cult before it’s to late.”
Some members held up signs that read “Free Katie.” I hear Anonymous even attempted to kidnap Katie and take her to safety. But halfway to their destination they realized something was amiss when “Katie” kept laughing and telling her captors “You know what would cure me? Butt sex. Just sayin’.” Five minutes later they pulled over and tossed Tom Cruise off a bridge who, sadly, landed on the back of a bee and flew to safety. True story.
EDIT: Reader Cuno is more alert than I am this morning. That is definitely Katie Holmes’ nipple in the first two pics. I had to check twice because it’s practically the size of a saucer. But, it’s official: we have nip and I was, uh, testing you guys. Yeah…