For those of you wondering if Katie Holmes looks are improving, I have your answer: Nope. When Katie wakes up in the morning does she look at herself in the mirror and go “Now, what outfit can I wear to make me look like a middle-aged librarian? Ah yes, the Armani pants and white blouse. How could I forget?” Katie will then go looking for her favorite accessory that further repels the attention of other men. You know, that cute little thing that she usually wears over her shoulder. What’s that thing called? Oh yeah, Suri.
Images: Splash
moe | October 8, 2007 at 3:46 pm
frist
stix | October 8, 2007 at 3:47 pm
shes very pretty though….
KC | October 8, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Tom Cruise hides in her skirt.
whackjob | October 8, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Two posts…one for each of her little B-cup titties.
cindy | October 8, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I think she looks cool.
Guy | October 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Obviously a different writer today. She looks fine, just a filler.
Katie | October 8, 2007 at 3:53 pm
“Do you have anything that coordinates well with a homosexsual?”
Tito | October 8, 2007 at 3:55 pm
She’s trying to be Victoria Beckham, but she’s about 10 cosmetic surgeries away from that.
Katie | October 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm
“I’m looking for a fabric that is resistant to stains from semen and astroglyde. Yes, yes, men’s pants, that’s what I said.”
Edeath | October 8, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I think she looks pretty and I like the outfit
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
At least she dresses like someone’s mom instead of a two-dollar hooker, unlike many famous women in her age range. But maybe this is what happens when you marry someone old enough to be your dad?
anon | October 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
is it true that tom cruise is bisexual?
tromba | October 8, 2007 at 4:05 pm
What’s to improve? The woman is drop dead gorgeous. What the hell do you wan – that really snazzy and sophisticated Britany Spears look?
bone daddio | October 8, 2007 at 4:05 pm
if you put a bag over that meh face, i would lick Katie stem to stern!
Petite | October 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I noticed that she wears a lot of black and white. Do the Scientoligist have a dress code?
I read about that city in Florida where the big Scientology school or whatever is, (they own and entire city block) and the town folks can always pick out the Scientoligst because they dress alike.
Deirdre Anderson | October 8, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I agree with the #10 and the first line of #11 – she looks clean and classic – a lot more than we can say about her Hollywood contemporaries
Taylor | October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
She looks fab
NotBad | October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Well, at least she is elegant
I know a number of men who prefer “elegant” over “sexy”
They think class is a turn-on while “sexy” is vulgar
And they love “the beautiful women of the fifties”
When you compare Grace Kelly to Britney Spears or Pamela Anderson it is understandable
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Sally Field looks GREAT in these pictures! I mean, she’s in her 60s! Good for you Sal……………………..What? This isn’t Sally Field? It’s Katie Holmes?
Oh.
adeliza | October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
hating the hair cut.
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 4:08 pm
What? This is what all the Stepford Wives are wearing this year…..
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boo | October 8, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Since when does she have such thick thighs? She sure is looking dowdy now a days. Its a shame because she used to be such a pretty and charismatic girl. Something is definetly going on. She looks depressed and tired. I bet she’s on meds. Wonder how much longer it will last with Tommy boy. I give it a couple years at best.
rudy | October 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Her body looks great, especially for a mom. If they take her off the Mellaril her face will start to look cute again, too.
Mike | October 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I think she looks great. Beautiful and classy.
paul | October 8, 2007 at 4:19 pm
She is still hot. Even more so now I think.
spam lips | October 8, 2007 at 4:19 pm
why is she trying to look like she’s 15 years older than she is? he dumped nicole’s old barren ass because she was pushing 40 and was good for nothing but being halloween white and frail.
attention young girls: when a man old enough to be your dad marries you, it’s not because he thinks your a woman, it’s cause he wants a hot young piece of ass . she should be wearing tube tops and coochie cutter shorts not this “office prude” attire. you have plenty of time to turn into an old hag.
lola | October 8, 2007 at 4:19 pm
she needs some makeup
adeliza | October 8, 2007 at 4:21 pm
#26-He be gay, so what’s the diff?
Pam | October 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I hate Katie! With her trim body and classic-look outfits! And with her child all the time, and the kid is always smiling because she’s happy to be with her mom! Die you whore!!!
Judith | October 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I was never a Katie Holmes or Tom Cruise fan but I am a Suri fan, she is the cutest baby in Hollywood land………….And, Katie would make a great “Jackie Kennedy”.
Fluffy Butt | October 8, 2007 at 4:27 pm
she’s in the ‘zone’ …
… poor thing. Does anyone remember when she didn’t look like someone’s GrandMa?!
Italian Stallion | October 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Damn, that bitch is tall……
She’ll be doing green bean commercials any day now………
HO! HO! HO!
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Loving the zombie stare in the first photo….
Does Scientology allow Lithium?
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Erin | October 8, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Aww quit being mean just to be mean. She looks great — admit it!
#19 was pretty hilarious though.
Jessica | October 8, 2007 at 4:34 pm
She’s ten times more attractive and classy than any of you anonymous bumpkins.
Fluffy Butt | October 8, 2007 at 4:34 pm
here. let me remind ya..
Female Software Engineer | October 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
So she felt like wearing the standard conservative outfit that a woman would wear at any age to be taken seriously in the technical field.
L | October 8, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Its called dressing classy..remember..she’s not one of the whores in Hollywood( Britney Spears, Paris, Tara Reid) She looks fabulous and like a lady should!
djthecat | October 8, 2007 at 4:44 pm
so who is that other woman? a scientology handler?
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Happy Columbus Day, Stallion.
Italian Stallion | October 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Jrz thanks. Wanna celebrate by smoking the peace pipe and maybe suckin some horsecock?
KamUK | October 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm
She looks OK y’know nothing special but pretty damn OK, of course one must never forget who she married and that her brains have been sucked out by a a dementor or whatever they are called in Scientology – Oh yeah a Tom Cruise.
MrSemprini | October 8, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Ummm, Fish? Like, pants are long and they cover both legs, one at a time. Skirts are kinda shorter and they cover both legs at the same time. Kinda like my dates… except less shouting.
J | October 8, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Pants might be funny….if she wasn’t wearing a skirt
LooksGood | October 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Katie looks good. She’s not a porn star and doesn’t dress the part.
whatever | October 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
She looks like…um…what are the words I’m searching for…ah yes…A CULT MEMBER.
Is that her scientology “minder” in photo 1? Such an appropriate photo, Katie looking down like a zombie, being led by the arm by a freak dressed the same way. They should get black Nike’s and wait for the mothership.
I’m still pissed at Tom-I’m-a-fucking-weak-minded-asshat Cruise for sucking her into his bullshit cult and freaked out lifestyle. What happened to you Tom? You used to be a normal fucking person. At least you appeared that way at one time. How sad to find out you’re dumber than fucking Rainman.
“Definitely…definitely a cult. Definitely a cult. Yeah. Scientology is definitely a cult. Hubbard was baaad…bad science fiction. Yeah. Hubbard wrote very bad science fiction. Very bad. Hubbard sucks. Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner. Yeah.”
I think I’m going to be Xenu for Halloween. I’m going to roam the malls of southern CA in my costume hoping to run across Hollywood scientologists so I can scare the living shit out of them.
silly habits | October 8, 2007 at 5:03 pm
suri cruise is the cutest hollywood baby. but really, i don’t think katie is in love. she just signed up for a reoccuring role as “tom’s wife” in the scientology soap opera called “crazy white people believe in aliens ” she’s just playing his wife. they aren’t serious.
person | October 8, 2007 at 5:12 pm
she looks great, too bad she married a faggot alien-worshiper
Toots | October 8, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Wow. Look at her face, her eyes, her expression. It’s utterly…..void, of any spark of life or happiness. And yeah, seriously, is that her Scitog Handler? Look at Katie’s EYES, omg!!!
Something’s bad wrong.
FRIST!!! | October 8, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Fluffy Butt…shouldn’t have reminded me. So very sad…. :(