Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise still probably getting married

October 18th, 2006 // 115 Comments
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  1. Well, she is still good looking with or without clothes….

    http://katieholmes.celebscentral.net

  2. el_princess

    CANMAN:

    She was passable until her soul was consumed and she became the evil tissue of lies that is Tomkat.

    TCLTC is not just a saying, it’s an institution, it’s a way of lfe.

  3. RichPort

    Jrz – I never played that one; I always thought the word vagina (though technically accurate) was a bit too smug for me. I did however enjoy playing the fortune cookie game, where you read every fortune and end it with “in bed”.

    “Someone you love is thinking about you (in bed)”

    “Strength and prosperity are the keys to happiness (in bed)”

    “Fucking TC means you LTC (in bed)”

    Childish? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Asking questions then answering them yourself? Odd and annoying. RichPort an asshole? Obviously…

  4. allyrising

    Yes, I did watch Dawson’s Creek and one scene comes to mind:

    Joey: You did it again! You grabbed my ass!!

    Pacey: Like you even have one!

  5. Would it be too much to ask for her to take off the sunglasses before she gets in the car? Or was she actually wearing them in the car too?

  6. Toonlite

    Proof positive that Cruise is Gayer the Gay…

    He makes all his women work out until they are shaped like boys and old queers love the twinks…

    Have a happy ‘marriage’ Twink…I mean Katie…or is Tom call you “Nate” now??…

    Ahhhhhhhh, the life of a beard…ridin’ in hearsts an’ all….

  7. Toonlite

    P.S.

    I must declare the battle cry

    T C L T C Forever!! you stupid F**k

  8. kate

    I sit all day (I’m a pain in the ass admin assistant. But I won’t ask for your timesheet, I promise.) I do butt-flexes all day.

  9. kate

    Oh yea, and “Kate Cruise” is a freak. She’s not even 30 and she’s turned into fucking 50 year old since she’s been with the Cruiser. I’m waiting for her to come out with a fucking bee-hive.

  10. Looks like she’s going to her funeral instead of heading down the alter. Seriously anyone, is this couple gonna even last that long?

  11. Looks like she’s heading to the funeral home instead of down the alter. Seriously anyone, is this couple going to even last that long?

  12. abe

    Nice window treatments, Tom must have picked those out.

  13. AmandatheWonderful

    Is she carrying Tom in that fucking bag or what? It’s fucking huge people! I hope it’s full of meth or cocaine, because that’s the only way she’s going to have any drive to don her strap on and ram daddy up the ass like only she can.

  14. Equalparts

    FAT FUCKING KNEES.

    Whew, I feel better for having a belly that hangs down to my toes.

  15. meh, probably….who cares?

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