Katie Holmes attended the German premiere of Tom Cruise’s new movie Lions for Lambs last night and, holy shit, she’s smiling. Apparently Katie didn’t take her mind control pills because she seems capable of human emotions and is wearing heels – a big no, no for Tom’s ladies. Which is understandable, because Katie looks at least 50 feet tall standing next to him. I wonder if his haircut looks even more retarded at that height. I’ll have to ask Katie. As soon as she lets go of that 747.
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#41. Idiot since when does height make a woman succesful in buisness and love? Tall girls look like beasts and I’m a tall guy. Most guys like women to look dainty not like fugly trannies.
Did they not have a discussion before they left the house that “You are not to put your arm around my shoulders like I am your little buddy”?
Look at her face in #11. Now that’s hot.
jebus there’s a diffrerence between flats and tranny heels, some people have no concept of a happy medium… they are called celebrities and that’s why they are always miserable.
I thought the head and shoulder shot was great and she looked amazing, but WTF is she wearing?? WTF is that dress? It makes her look like she is standing in a VW beetle car it’ s HORRIBLE.
Katie is looking good in the face.
I really don’t have anything else to say.
^Jodi
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some body all ready called it about the surgery.
Stepford wifes!
And I wish she wouldn’t smile! That zombie lipstick is frightening and makes her teeth look yellow. I bet her lips glow blue in the dark. Maybe they’re trying for another child. Do you see a specimen cup in her purse?
Your commentary is so fucking funny. You really make my lame ass job more interesting. Thanks! Katie actually looks really pretty there I think.
What is with that haircut?????
And did he have a little work done?
He’s so lucky! He can look straight ahead and stare at her boobs!
Wait, she doesn’t have boobs…
And hold on, he’s gay…
So the net effect is that her pussy moved a little closer toward his mouth. I bet he felt queasy the entire night.
Sideburns drawn in with a purple sharpie would look less lame than that douche-bowl of a haircut. Or how about a pair of Elvis glasses with the sideburns attached. Yeah that would be tight.
I do not agree that he has lifts in his shoes. But I would give a nod of agreement that he may have a steamin’ butt load in his rear drawers. Hahahahaha
The last picture is the best one: “Everybody, please say hi to my retarded younger brother!”
Katie in heels is a mistake. Poor Tom is too short. It doesn’t work. I thought the reason for heels was for the female to be closer to the height of the male. In this relationship it isn’t necessary. Loose the Heels or loose the man.
@64 LMAO!
She’s not attractive at all.
She used to be cute..I don’t know what happened to her??!
Oh yea…that’s right…TOM happened.
HAHA. my first thought was, “ugh tom”, and my second is “reversed ass”. And i see comment #15. I’m resting in peace now.
hmmm… looks like Katie got a nose job. very different than other recent pics.
He chose that dress so we’d think he spawned again … sorry, didn’t buy it the first time … Suri’s dad is donor #4587.
In the main pic, does TC look like the guy from “Full House” who did impressions of Popeye to entertain the girls? Wonder if Tom does a little squinty-eyed “ack-ack-ack-ack-ack” for Suri.
#15 is right, she does look like her head is on backwards. Awful dress.
Katie isn’t even that tall to begin with, she’s only 5’8 or 5’9 at the most.
So that makes her about 6′ in those heels which isn’t too bad imho, all the most gorgeous models are about 6′ without heels… (not that I’m saying short girls can’t be gorgeous too because they can)
#51 you sound like you have insecurity issues… do you really need a short girl to make you feel like a “man”? Does a girls height have the power to intimidate you so much? I feel sorry for you, but more so for any (short) girls you date because it’s clear you’re only using them to boost your self-esteem.
I think Tom is trying to be like his “best buddy,” Beckham. The hair does not work on him at all though.
Putting aside height and dick size issues Tom is a great example of how Celebrity can make most people absolutely fuckin nuts…Tom is the scariest most insane asshole in America, he is the epitome of malignant narcissm. What has he contributed to society…nothing. If they wer e handin out Nazi uniforms he’d be the first in line…he truly beleives he is a Master race. What a fuckin asshole.
Wow..that haircut…
finally she 86ed the mom jeans and middle-aged hair. Katie is freaking hot, so nice to see her dressed her age
God, I hate Tom Cruise. That Beatle wannabe haircut is just another reason to do so.
Why you wanna dis Tom’s hairstyle? You know that’s his “Spank me … I’m a bad little 7-year old schoolboy” look… Give him a break!
It would be even funnier if the freak looking like “mini-Hitler” in the pictures wore the high heels.
Whoever designed that atrocious dress should be made to live in Saudi Arabia.
Okay, I’m convinced Tom picked out the dress. He probably figured that thing is so fucking ugly, that nobody would notice that she towers over him…
“Derrrrrr, hey Katie, dont you think Clooney looks hot in that suit?”
“Oh Tom..You know I cant stand penis..ah ha hah, I think I smell Vag!”
just another no ankle … cheese pls
Is it just me, or does Tom Cruise look like he suddenly developed autism?
Oh my. She’s got sparkle princess shoes on! Reverse-ass dress – it’s cus hubby likes to do the butt.
Katie: You are an amalgam of Jacqueline Kennedy &Posh Beckham (luckiest girl in the world….can’t say the same for Bex except that he can bang whomever he wants….). Tom, SUCH ASHAME you became SO SO CREEPY. They are doing the Brad/Jen “same haircolor” thing….SO not a good sign. Tom – U should pray 2 UR spacemen to make U taller than a leprechaun?! Katie….just PRAY!
Who the f*ck cut these people’s hair?
Are they going for the retarded look?
she’s so much taller than cruise!
Love the vaguely Teutonic haircut TC got just for his trip to the Muter land. Way to lick ass, Tom.
his haircut looks ridiculous but, man oh man, she is looking so glamourous lately. lose the husband, katie.
I’m glad she finally “looks” happy, but what’s with the ugly dress? Plus her lipstick is so the wrong shade for her. On top of that Tom’s hair is dorky and his skin looks really bad. But hey, they look happy…
=)
NOSE JOB! AHH! She definitely got a nose job. She was so beautiful to begin with…now it looks like her nose is caving in
they are so happy, i am glad to see that , because i like them very much. someone say they are invited to a celebrities &millionaire site called sugarcupid.com. i do not know it is true or not. later i will go to check.