Katie Holmes attended the German premiere of Tom Cruise’s new movie Lions for Lambs last night and, holy shit, she’s smiling. Apparently Katie didn’t take her mind control pills because she seems capable of human emotions and is wearing heels – a big no, no for Tom’s ladies. Which is understandable, because Katie looks at least 50 feet tall standing next to him. I wonder if his haircut looks even more retarded at that height. I’ll have to ask Katie. As soon as she lets go of that 747.
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HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:16 pm
FUG
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Ahhh I’m on a role. Lick my as BITCHES.
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:17 pm
ASS my horsy ASS
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:17 pm
hurry the fuck up douchebags. jebus.
ilovehills | October 25, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I dont know about TomKat. You know how there has been speculation about the hills being fake. I didnt believe it . And then I read this Best Week Ever article, It was an interview with the guy who went on a date with LC, the model dude. And he talks about how fake the taping is. Read the article its crazy.Its on the Best Week Ever site. bestweekever.tv
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:18 pm
So Horse how are you today?
ilovehills | October 25, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Here is the link for the previous post. I’m not sure if it will show up.. http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/25/reality-victims-unit-meet-gavin-my-friend-who-went-on-a-date-with-lc-from-the-hills/
Ryan | October 25, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Crooked mouth, crooked mind.
Tom: crooked teeth
Nina | October 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Tom is totally wearing lifts in his shoes. Side by side, he’s only a few inches shorter than Katie in those pictures despite the fact that she’s wearing four-inch heels.
Tom and Katie Fan | October 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
They look gorgeous – maybe the whole smile thing will wear off on Posh.
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I’m fine thank you.
Oh great ilovehills is here. You’ll be happy to know that I am the love child of Heidi Montag and Hilary Duff that’s why they call me Horse.
veggi | October 25, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Tom loves Katie in that dress because it looks like she’s hiding a ginormous boner.
give me your candy | October 25, 2007 at 4:28 pm
She’s a bitch for wearing huge heels with her shorite husband. Shows us who really is in charge. Way to immasculate your already immascualted brainwashed crazy hubby Katie.
She’s like 6’2′ there which is fugly tall for a girl and then she’s wearing a little cutie pie dress that only a petite girl would look good in, itloook s fucking ridiculous on this shemale.
My Hubby’s 6’2″ but had he been shorter I would have respected him and not worn killer heels.
Penquo | October 25, 2007 at 4:28 pm
So is that an SS officer on the far right in the top pic?
Frick | October 25, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Reverse ass, thats whats wrong with that dress, I just realized it. It looks like she’s a doll and someone swivled her waist around so that her ass was front and center. Not an attractive look , I must say. The shoes suck too. And so does the husband.
Sapphire | October 25, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I agree with #13. They look obnoxious together. She makes him look like a midget although he already is, isn’t he like 5’4″ or something?
gotmilk? | October 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
did Posh Spice dress katie & give her posing lessons? she looks so unnatural, not to mention ridiculous, in the second photo.
nice zombie impression in #5. too bad halloween isn’t until next week Katie!
Sapphire | October 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
And she shouldn’t have chopped her hair off, she looks bad now.
Sue | October 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
haha he looks like a retard with that haircut.
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:33 pm
This has brought back the memories of gym class waiting for all the fatties to finally drag their sagging asses to the finish line.
But, I’m used to looking down at all the losers it’s the story of my life… at the top.
Fluffy Butt | October 25, 2007 at 4:35 pm
you know this whole height (power) issue is eventually going to cause Tommy Boy to have a complex, in turn, creating the need to knock gorgeous Katie down a few notches.
i have lost any remote bit of respect i had for Tom. he’s just ………….. weird!
gotmilk? | October 25, 2007 at 4:36 pm
if a short chick wore that dress, it would eat her alive. it looks like one of those chinese finger traps.
and who cares if she’s taller than him? its’ not like he had her crouch down in their wedding photos so they were the same height because he’s so insecure. oh wait…
spy | October 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
He’s shrinking!
She looks so tall and adorable next to her robot husband.
Fluffy Butt | October 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
@ 5 & 7
nobody fucking cares about the hills
kpol | October 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
#17 – I think you might be on to something. She’s got the Posh haircut going.
Since Katie & Posh are pals, I wonder how long it will be until Posh introduces Katie to Posh’s plastic surgery team?
give me your candy | October 25, 2007 at 4:38 pm
#21. He’ll be screwing a shortie in not time.
lovejoy | October 25, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Man, she’s had work done…look at those lips and cheeks! Been hanging out with Posh far too much. What a shame, she’ll look like an old rag before you know it.
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Ok, it’s a lie. I’m actually a 45 year old virgin living in Mom’s basement.
give me your candy | October 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm
no time
plus if you’ll all remember a tall lady called who got Nicole Kidman dumped after 10 years for 5’4″ Peneloppe Cruz, the guy’s old but he aint faithful.
somehow though i think she’s gonna crush him. maybe cuz he looks like a bug next to her.
Fluffy Butt | October 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm
LMFAO @ 15
right on! you are on point with that description.
pic 4. christ, what is up that fucking dress!?
D. Richards | October 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Ha-Ha-Ha! Cruise is so fucking short. Check him out. I can’t believe his little cock could actually penetrate a vagina. Holmes is so much bigger than he is. It looks so funny, Tommy. The two of you together. L. Ron should grant you heigth like a good lord. You want a good laugh? Check out the link at the bottom of this entry. Scientology was founded by a lunatic.
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/
Sherlock | October 25, 2007 at 4:44 pm
There’s only one explanation for the heels – she caught him in bed with the pool boy. Yes, again. This is his punishment, looking like her little wienerdog at the German premiere (German premier? Nein? Ja! Sieg Heil!) of his movie.
HORSE | October 25, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Ahhhh I knew the trolls would get angry they like to think they run this joint. I told you fattties I’m the love child of Hilary Duff and Heidi Montag.
See fucking troll I’m better at having a good laugh at myself than you are. You’ve been dethroned you lap pinkied little basement dwellers. DEAL bitches.
BABY | October 25, 2007 at 4:45 pm
his haircut is so yucky. reminds me of adolf hitler’s.
Kittykat | October 25, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Didn’t she used to have boobs??? Maybe not… she certainly doesn’t look like she has them now in that dress. She should have thought that through.
Gordy | October 25, 2007 at 4:46 pm
She’s a Stepford wife.
cruise may be 5’7″ but his pecil dick is only one and a half inch long!
D. Richards | October 25, 2007 at 4:49 pm
#15. “Swiveled”. Ha! That’s like in the movie Spaceballs when Mel Brooks’s character goes through the teleportation device. But instead of coming out on the other end normal, Mel’s ass is in the front.
I’d be uncomfortable sodomizing somebody while looking them directly in the face. Boy, I’m glad the ass faces the back.
ZackEfron | October 25, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Who is that woman with my man? Damn Tom…I would never wear heels with you.
FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 4:53 pm
#25 Oh, she’s been introduced already…
gotmilk? | October 25, 2007 at 4:59 pm
there is not way that Oompa Loompa is 5’7″
SSS | October 25, 2007 at 5:00 pm
That dress is stupid; the waist seam is much higher in the front, making the poofy skirt stick out. And the bodice is either too large, or doesn’t have ‘lift’ in it, cuz her boobs are sagging in it.
If I see a tall lady (physically capable of wearing heels) with a medium-height man, and the lady is wearing flats with a dress that looks better with heels, I lose respect for them both. Mainly for the man, because it’s obvious he has ‘little-man’ issues. Kudos for Katie for standing up for herself!
@13 Why are you jealous of tall woman? Because they’re attractive, successful in love and business too?
castanza | October 25, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Wow. I didn’t realize she could look that hot.
LL | October 25, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I like her hair. His, on the other hand… maybe he did it that way for a movie. And yeah, not digging the dress either. It doesn’t look well-made or flattering, though it probably cost more than my car.
I think he’s 5’6″. Which is below average for American men. His bank account would make up for it, but then he ruins it with that crazy-ass Scientology crap.
Wow | October 25, 2007 at 5:13 pm
She is hot! i could care less about the dress or shoes. nuff said
K | October 25, 2007 at 5:18 pm
She looks cute, but that dress is ridiculous. Looks like a prom dress gone very very wrong.
Nemesis | October 25, 2007 at 5:19 pm
They look great. Give me a fucking break.
Katie | October 25, 2007 at 5:24 pm
sure, sure…he’s all smiles until his girdle starts riding up…
give me your candy | October 25, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Are you retarded? You don’t even know how tall I am and since I’m incredibly happily married to an athlete turned buisness man and have my own successful buisness you’re comment is worthless.
Fact is different outfits suit different body types and this one looks ridiculous. if you knew how to READ you’d know that I said if my husband were short I wouldn’t walk around in mega heels looking taller than him, it’s just classless.
give me your candy | October 25, 2007 at 5:25 pm
that was for #41.
Frick | October 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Maybe Suri is hiding under there???