Katie Couric Molests Boyfriend

20050121katie.jpgToday Show hostess Katie Couric has officially gone public with new boyfriend, jazz trumpeter, Chris Botti. While dining out in Manhattan over the weekend, Couric played tonsil hockey with Botti behind a menu she was holding up. However, as the drinks continued to flow, Katie soon just forgot about holding up the menu and, the Page Six column reports, “went after Botti like a hormonally charged teenager. At one point she just grabbed his face and shoved her tongue down his throat.” Which, by the way, is my third greatest fear. The woman is so damn annoying.