Katie Couric is f-cking sexy

November 25th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It’s like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!

In related news, I’m ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.

UPDATE: I don’t usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:

She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!

WIN.

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  1. STL Hawkeye

    Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

    $15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

  2. STL Hawkeye

    Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

    $15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

  3. Valerie

    Aww man, can’t a chick drunkenly celebrate?

  4. bitingontinfoil

    OMG It’s like watching gramma trying to “get jiggy w/it”.

  5. netstarman

    Now I have to punch myself in the dick for seeing this. It is so painful to see this . Or a cinder block to the genitals.

  6. quake

    These were taken back when she was still a female.

  7. buddym

    Goddam is this bitch repulsive. I have to say she does the tuck better than even Lady Gaga. In picture 4, I half expected to see a foot-long dropping out of that skirt. I think her husband took the easy way out. Then again, this grinning idiot gets paid 15 million to read a fucking teleprompter. I guess the joke is on all of us….

    And to those who’d hit it, just remember, face in pic 1 is the last thing you see before she grabs a cleaver and takes your sac as a souvenir.

  8. She’s doing the Twilight New Moon mating dance, after 30 minutes she’ll be devoured by a pack of indians.

  9. I wonder who’s going to be the lucky escort?

  10. colt13

    Beep, beep, beep. Go Katie! Back that thing up!

  11. glory hallelujiah

    She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4

  12. glory hallelujiah

    She looks like she is emptying her kidneys on Pic 4

  13. hephip

    Ugly is as ugly does….she’s really ugly.

  14. um

    She’s obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she’s beautiful in a mature and not “hot” way.

    So let it go, your comments aren’t funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He’s pretty much always funny.

  15. Dirk Imperial

    Maybe should could start doing the news in skimply nighties — which may be the ONLY thing that would keep her ratings above FOX News.

    I would hit it, but only if she kept her damn mouth shut — or I guess I mean she wouldn’t talk…

  16. Hugh Gentry

    i’d slide into her ass while rubbing her clit, and she’d be loving it…kinky bitch.

  17. Steve O

    ” 40. Tim – November 25, 2009 4:19 PM

    MOMMY!

    MOMMY!

    MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!

    You arent even remotely funny. Shut the fuck up.

  18. Smarm

    ” 64. um – November 25, 2009 10:10 PM

    She’s obviously not very sexy, but she is an intelligent woman and she’s beautiful in a mature and not “hot” way.

    So let it go, your comments aren’t funny or creative. Except of course Fish. He’s pretty much always funny.

    Actually, she is sexy. Shes pushing 50, and for 50, shes pretty fuckin hot. I dont know what ‘shes beautiful and mature and not hot way’ means..not to mention a majority of those posting, say she IS worth hitting…

    Oh, and stop sucking Fishs peen.

    @66- I suspect you’re right.

  19. Smarm

    Oh and Meg- keep up the good work. Well played. Not every day one gets called out by fish himself.

  20. HAHA looking back on it I’d have to admit, its pretty dam funny and clever! Nevertheless I have multiple personalities so I cant remember writing it!

  21. Jon Gosselin

    You’ve got to be kidding. I date younger women, not women my Mother’s age! I’d go back to that castrating bitch I’m divorcing before I’d date a woman who needs pharmaceutical help to get wet. I think I’m gonna hurl…..

  22. taster

    Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar…it was dripping that night. ummm

  23. taster

    Ohh, man, I would love to taste her nectar…it was dripping that night. ummm

  24. amy

    She reminds me of Suzi Ormond….gay and untalented!!! Someone should burn these pix!!!

  25. pam

    katie couric…. is juking.

    just when you thought you seen all you could see from tv anchors. but go on, girl; i ain’t mad at you! a little queazy maybe, but certainly not mad.

  26. @ 26, 43 – Ha! That’s before Photoshop cleaned up the picture.

    @ 57 -
    http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg

  27. In pic 2 it looks like the chick is trying to casually escort her out. HAHAHA

  28. kitten

    The pictures are pretty cute, but the video made me laugh ’til I cried. It got pulled down from most places, but I found it here. http://the-celeb-news.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch0098745.html. I wanna know what song she’s dancing too. I don’t recognize it.

  29. Superbiggerevil

    I’d definitely torque that. Don’t know what’s up with some of you haters on here putting her down, I guess you’re all lonely little fags all dressed up and noone to blow, eh?

  30. Gando

    I haven’t seen this variant of tai chi yet.

  31. Boogeyman King Dong

    Are the tiles still in one piece?!

  32. Darth

    And this all started out after someone grapped her from behind by her hips.

  33. SATAN

    whatta stupid old whore. her dead husband is probably spinning in his grave with embarrassment.

  34. #84, you fucking idiot, is she not allowed to celebrate and have fun? She’s having a good time. If anything, these pictures prove why her “dead husband” married her in the first place. So please just shut your pie hole, chubby. Moo.

  35. who dat

    She is practicing the Cleveland steamer in pic 4

  36. nADA

    Wow, look how fat she is.

    Signed,
    Nazi Feminist

  37. gigi

    go Katie! Chris Botti’s tapped that….. heehee

  38. Richard Fusilier de la Claire

    No. she’s not, but she is devious

  39. cc

    She’s not as attractive as she thinks she is.

    Pick number 4? WTF…looks like she’s trying to take a shit in the woods.

    It would’ve been pretty funny if an epic fart erupted from her ass at that point.

  40. Del

    Wow that was scary!!!

  41. Ricky Bobby

    How long has she been at the anchor desk? and she’s still stupid as shit…NY elite, she thinks she knows better than you… She makes more in a month reading a teleprompter than 95% of americans make in a year.

  42. Aunt Jemima

    It is genetically impossible for a liberal woman to be attractive.

  43. Yeah

    Truth is, 90% of straight males would bang this oldie lady with the opportunity.

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    She looks like she’d be down for third input. Hawt.

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