Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It’s like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!
In related news, I’m ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.
UPDATE: I don’t usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:
She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!
WIN.
I’d hit it…
my eyes…… my eyes!!!!!!! I can’t see!!!!!! ohhh, the humanity of it all!
Super creepy… they should auto tune her everyday.
She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!
Note to Self:
1) Burn LCD Display.
2) Smash Hard Drive.
3) Melt Mouse with blowtorch.
4) Take a fork to my eyeballs.
I would enjoy chowing down on her cougar triangle.
I saw her a few months ago walking into a restaurant that I was dining in. I’d tap that so hard. Her legs are fantastic in person.
Wonder if Walter Cronkite ever danced like that?
OMG megs, a pingback from Fish himself. I bet you just came a little! :p
So lumpy! I’ve got 5 boners right now ZOMG
I’d hit it :)
Almost as sexy as when she let us watch her have a colonoscopy.
She looks like she is about to say “if you don’t do it right to me the first time, I’m man enough to make you do it again.”
I think she’s doing the “Tootsie Roll” in pic 4.
Yep. Pretty damn sure.
Haters can hate, but I’d hit that so hard, Tom Brokaw would feel it.
That’s a “page out of her notebook” segment for sure!
King Arthur would have to pull me out of that.
bow to me, citages!
In picture # 1, Katie is channeling, come here fish, you big boy. Have I got something for you.
The good news…. at least you don’t have to listen to her in these pics.
hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?
@18….stop impersonating me!
strap a dildo to her friend from behind, and wham bam boom goes the dynamite
looking quite milfy!
LOL #17.
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
I’m not. My artwork is actually much better than yours
@26, Very funny, Jessi!!
hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?
@26 – you are awesome. we should engage in spirited mating.
Huh, I thought looking at those pictures that perhaps The Superficial was publishing a ‘What Not To Do At Your Christmas Party’ advice column. How disappointing.
I’d hit dat on
VERY THIN ICE
VERY THIN ICE
This woman is like 50 years old right? I would bet most people commenting in a negative tone are half her age.
She looks pretty fun to me after a few drinks!!!
Look at those legs, not gonna lie, I’d hit it. . . with the lights on even.
She is waaaay out of John Gosselin’s league – he dates butt-ugly, dumb 20 year olds.
I don’t care what anyone says, I would fuck the shit out of her. I would wreck that chick.
I’d hit it if I had my viagra
She could do the Truffle Shuffle and I would still nail her.
Sarah Palin leaked these to the internet….you betcha
MOMMY!
MOMMY!
MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!
I know who Katie Couric is.
I wish I did not.
megs is retarded. im sorry but she is way out of Jon’s league,
so what she has pics like this up. can’t people have fun once in a while?
shit.
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
Who knew that Katie Couric can drop it’s like it’s hot?
Sorry, but she’s old enough to be my mother so that grosses me out.
Pic #2 is pretty funny the girl is about to hit katie from the back….
If you think I wouldnt dive into her credibility youre crazy…After this puma is done with you, youll be on zinc supplements for a year just to recover…
Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.
$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.