Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It’s like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!
In related news, I’m ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.
UPDATE: I don’t usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:
She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!
WIN.
pimp | November 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I’d hit it…
fat guy in a little shirt.... | November 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
my eyes…… my eyes!!!!!!! I can’t see!!!!!! ohhh, the humanity of it all!
xxWPxx | November 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Super creepy… they should auto tune her everyday.
megs | November 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!
GeneralEmergency | November 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Note to Self:
1) Burn LCD Display.
2) Smash Hard Drive.
3) Melt Mouse with blowtorch.
4) Take a fork to my eyeballs.
Hanson Danson | November 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I would enjoy chowing down on her cougar triangle.
Clyde | November 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I saw her a few months ago walking into a restaurant that I was dining in. I’d tap that so hard. Her legs are fantastic in person.
Perry | November 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Wonder if Walter Cronkite ever danced like that?
Vanquish | November 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm
OMG megs, a pingback from Fish himself. I bet you just came a little! :p
http://www.popduds.com/ | November 25, 2009 at 1:50 pm
So lumpy! I’ve got 5 boners right now ZOMG
kingofbeer | November 25, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I’d hit it :)
whatever | November 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Almost as sexy as when she let us watch her have a colonoscopy.
NOrm | November 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She looks like she is about to say “if you don’t do it right to me the first time, I’m man enough to make you do it again.”
Robot | November 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I think she’s doing the “Tootsie Roll” in pic 4.
Yep. Pretty damn sure.
Bifster | November 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Haters can hate, but I’d hit that so hard, Tom Brokaw would feel it.
sunshine | November 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
That’s a “page out of her notebook” segment for sure!
Schmeeky | November 25, 2009 at 2:10 pm
King Arthur would have to pull me out of that.
meg | November 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
bow to me, citages!
who dat | November 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
In picture # 1, Katie is channeling, come here fish, you big boy. Have I got something for you.
Rex Seven | November 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm
The good news…. at least you don’t have to listen to her in these pics.
Ani | November 25, 2009 at 2:35 pm
hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?
megs | November 25, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@18….stop impersonating me!
asdf | November 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
strap a dildo to her friend from behind, and wham bam boom goes the dynamite
Live MILF Webcams | November 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
looking quite milfy!
Erica | November 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm
LOL #17.
Jessica Drew | November 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
the REAL meg(s) | November 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’m not. My artwork is actually much better than yours
oscar | November 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@26, Very funny, Jessi!!
Ani | November 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?
Richard McBeef | November 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@26 – you are awesome. we should engage in spirited mating.
cc | November 25, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Huh, I thought looking at those pictures that perhaps The Superficial was publishing a ‘What Not To Do At Your Christmas Party’ advice column. How disappointing.
Jones | November 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I’d hit dat on
VERY THIN ICE
VERY THIN ICE
Dutch | November 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm
This woman is like 50 years old right? I would bet most people commenting in a negative tone are half her age.
She looks pretty fun to me after a few drinks!!!
Mike | November 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Look at those legs, not gonna lie, I’d hit it. . . with the lights on even.
chick | November 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She is waaaay out of John Gosselin’s league – he dates butt-ugly, dumb 20 year olds.
Redbeard | November 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, I would fuck the shit out of her. I would wreck that chick.
very old man | November 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I’d hit it if I had my viagra
Donnie Brassballs | November 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She could do the Truffle Shuffle and I would still nail her.
Patrick | November 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Sarah Palin leaked these to the internet….you betcha
Tim | November 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
MOMMY!
MOMMY!
MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!
RebelMinion | November 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I know who Katie Couric is.
I wish I did not.
i think | November 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm
megs is retarded. im sorry but she is way out of Jon’s league,
so what she has pics like this up. can’t people have fun once in a while?
shit.
Luther Manning | November 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
http://i49.tinypic.com/30w70w0.jpg
Paul | November 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
Paul | November 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm
In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.
Caroline | November 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Who knew that Katie Couric can drop it’s like it’s hot?
college dude | November 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Sorry, but she’s old enough to be my mother so that grosses me out.
where is lilo?? | November 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Pic #2 is pretty funny the girl is about to hit katie from the back….
Rough heading to grandma's | November 25, 2009 at 6:22 pm
If you think I wouldnt dive into her credibility youre crazy…After this puma is done with you, youll be on zinc supplements for a year just to recover…
STL Hawkeye | November 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.
$15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.