Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It’s like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!
In related news, I’m ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.
UPDATE: I don’t usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:
She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!