Katie Couric is f-cking sexy

November 25th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I was all wrong. It’s like a gin-soaked duffel bag of raw sexuality telling me to get her estrogen pills because the shit is on. RAWR!

In related news, I’m ready to admit I have a drinking problem now.

UPDATE: I don’t usually call out comments, but meg nailed this bitch out of the park:

She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!

WIN.

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  1. pimp

    I’d hit it…

  2. fat guy in a little shirt....

    my eyes…… my eyes!!!!!!! I can’t see!!!!!! ohhh, the humanity of it all!

  3. xxWPxx

    Super creepy… they should auto tune her everyday.

  4. She’s just Jon Gosselin’s type!

  5. GeneralEmergency

    Note to Self:

    1) Burn LCD Display.
    2) Smash Hard Drive.
    3) Melt Mouse with blowtorch.
    4) Take a fork to my eyeballs.

  6. Hanson Danson

    I would enjoy chowing down on her cougar triangle.

  7. Clyde

    I saw her a few months ago walking into a restaurant that I was dining in. I’d tap that so hard. Her legs are fantastic in person.

  8. Perry

    Wonder if Walter Cronkite ever danced like that?

  9. Vanquish

    OMG megs, a pingback from Fish himself. I bet you just came a little! :p

  10. So lumpy! I’ve got 5 boners right now ZOMG

  11. kingofbeer

    I’d hit it :)

  12. whatever

    Almost as sexy as when she let us watch her have a colonoscopy.

  13. She looks like she is about to say “if you don’t do it right to me the first time, I’m man enough to make you do it again.”

  14. I think she’s doing the “Tootsie Roll” in pic 4.

    Yep. Pretty damn sure.

  15. Bifster

    Haters can hate, but I’d hit that so hard, Tom Brokaw would feel it.

  16. sunshine

    That’s a “page out of her notebook” segment for sure!

  17. Schmeeky

    King Arthur would have to pull me out of that.

  18. meg

    bow to me, citages!

  19. who dat

    In picture # 1, Katie is channeling, come here fish, you big boy. Have I got something for you.

  20. Rex Seven

    The good news…. at least you don’t have to listen to her in these pics.

  21. Ani

    hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?

  22. @18….stop impersonating me!

  23. strap a dildo to her friend from behind, and wham bam boom goes the dynamite

  24. Erica

    LOL #17.

  25. the REAL meg(s)

    I’m not. My artwork is actually much better than yours

  26. oscar

    @26, Very funny, Jessi!!

  27. Ani

    hey, she’s just celebrating, goofing around and having fun with friends! nothing wrong with that! don’t be so close minded and prude! what are u?

  28. Richard McBeef

    @26 – you are awesome. we should engage in spirited mating.

  29. cc

    Huh, I thought looking at those pictures that perhaps The Superficial was publishing a ‘What Not To Do At Your Christmas Party’ advice column. How disappointing.

  30. Jones

    I’d hit dat on
    VERY THIN ICE
    VERY THIN ICE

  31. Dutch

    This woman is like 50 years old right? I would bet most people commenting in a negative tone are half her age.
    She looks pretty fun to me after a few drinks!!!

  32. Mike

    Look at those legs, not gonna lie, I’d hit it. . . with the lights on even.

  33. chick

    She is waaaay out of John Gosselin’s league – he dates butt-ugly, dumb 20 year olds.

  34. Redbeard

    I don’t care what anyone says, I would fuck the shit out of her. I would wreck that chick.

  35. very old man

    I’d hit it if I had my viagra

  36. Donnie Brassballs

    She could do the Truffle Shuffle and I would still nail her.

  37. Patrick

    Sarah Palin leaked these to the internet….you betcha

  38. Tim

    MOMMY!

    MOMMY!

    MAKE THE BAD WOMAN STOP!

  39. RebelMinion

    I know who Katie Couric is.

    I wish I did not.

  40. i think

    megs is retarded. im sorry but she is way out of Jon’s league,
    so what she has pics like this up. can’t people have fun once in a while?
    shit.

  41. Paul

    In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.

  42. Paul

    In person she is really beautiful. Anyone making fun of her should can it.

  43. Caroline

    Who knew that Katie Couric can drop it’s like it’s hot?

  44. college dude

    Sorry, but she’s old enough to be my mother so that grosses me out.

  45. where is lilo??

    Pic #2 is pretty funny the girl is about to hit katie from the back….

  46. Rough heading to grandma's

    If you think I wouldnt dive into her credibility youre crazy…After this puma is done with you, youll be on zinc supplements for a year just to recover…

  47. STL Hawkeye

    Something tells me Katie dances like a white girl or worse than Elaine on Seinfield.

    $15 mil a year from CBS gets her laid by guys half her age.

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