Katie Couric gets pooed on

February 8th, 2006 // 60 Comments
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During Katie Couric’s Olympic coverage in Italy for The Today Show, some birds decided to stop by and take a crap on her. It looks like the birds were part of some planned event to show how great Couric is with animals, but I don’t think anybody meant for them to get excited and take a dump on her. Or maybe NBC finally got my letters and decided to give America what it demands: things pooing on Katie Couric.

UPDATE: There’s finally video of the event and it looks like she didn’t actually get crapped on. Oh, the humanity.

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  1. ItalyGirl

    Can someone tell me something? What the hell is she doing in Milan, more than being pooed on by a cool pigeon I mean? Olympics are in Turin!!!

  2. PapaHotNuts

    In a display of patriotism to show the world terrorists birds aren’t going to win, Katie grabbed the bird and promptly shit on it’s beak.

  3. JackUup

    Thats what she gets for laughing her ass off at ‘The Roker’ when his former fat ass was almost blown away doing Hurricane coverage.
    Karma’s a Big Fat Bitch Couric!!!

  4. HangTenHoney

    “Thanks for clearing that up. Being employed and all I rarely have time to sit around watching that harpie Couric molest birds but thanks to folks like yourself I can now rest easy knowing no-one was shat upon.”

    Wow. Um. I’m employed full-time and go to school full-time — I just have a different schedule than yourself. Way to assume I’m unemployed simply because I’m able to be at home at 8 a.m. on a Wednesday morning, genius.

  5. CheekyChops

    Katie Couric is a tool. I wouldn’t touch her with Al’s.

  6. HughJorganthethird

    HangTenHoney

    I made fun of you becuase your post was lame, not because your un-employed. Try to stick with the Superficial program OK? Or should I type slower…

  7. IH8Neve

    If she didn’t get pooped on, what’s in her hair?

    Hmm, maybe I don’t want to know.

  8. jhs

    Perky? More like obnoxious. Her long-winded questions-with-answers make the guest strain to squeeze in a word. The pigeon acted for all of us. I hope she jumps to CBS News ‘cuz I never watch it.

  9. A Nobody

    Ha! Finally some drama in the news channels!

  10. ha ha ha hhahah ah a

    that is freaking funny.

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