Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not?

June 21st, 2012 // 22 Comments

Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two can play at this game. Quick, someone point me in the direction of Horse Christopher Ree- Oh, right they shoot the crippled ones. Dammit. Um.. how about Horse Brandon Routh? Anyone seen Horse Brandon Routh?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Katie Price Cleavage Riding Horse Book Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the video of this stunt?
    Horse must have been hypnotized/medicated/ejaculated right before performance to insure compliance with Big Boobs.

  2. when will she realize she looks like a fool?

  3. Katie Price Cleavage Riding Horse Book Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The horse is ashamed to be a part of this farce.

    • Schmidtler

      the producer should have had her ride a Kardashian sister onto the stage – they’re hairier, and have no shame at all.

  4. JC

    Whenever my British friends start to go about how much more cultured the UK is, bringing up Katie Price is a good way to end the conversation.

  5. lost

    so is she like a really down-market british version of dolly parton or something?

  6. rican

    This is the new ad campaign for bestiality.com

  7. it had to be said

    The Black Stallion Gets an STD.

    Worst sequel ever.

  8. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “up on stage” ? for WHAT exactly? What does she DO???

  9. Well Katie, how’s it feel being upstaged by Sarah Jessica Parker?

  10. Katie Price Cleavage Riding Horse Book Launch
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, did I just read she’s launching a book?!!! Title “In the name of love”? Oh how cute, did she draw a bunch of hearts and decided to put a book of pictures together?! Awwwww!

  11. Katie Price Cleavage Riding Horse Book Launch
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m tired of these historical revisionist fantasy novels. That outfit barely looks Russian, and I’m pretty sure Catherine the Great never hung out on the beach.

  12. name

    Zoophilia?

  13. Katie Price Cleavage Riding Horse Book Launch
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    So she fucks the horse “in the name of love”? I don’t get it…

  14. OMFG

    She looks just like a cow on a horse :))))) she’s just horrible!!!

  15. I understand what Fish was trying to say here (and he’s right), but do believe he was drunk when we wrote this…drunker?

  16. downwithmuffins

    shes like some sort of fabio-xena

  17. Burt

    Check the huge cantle!

    Made you look it up, didn’t I?

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