Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not?

Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two can play at this game. Quick, someone point me in the direction of Horse Christopher Ree- Oh, right they shoot the crippled ones. Dammit. Um.. how about Horse Brandon Routh? Anyone seen Horse Brandon Routh?

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