Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two can play at this game. Quick, someone point me in the direction of Horse Christopher Ree- Oh, right they shoot the crippled ones. Dammit. Um.. how about Horse Brandon Routh? Anyone seen Horse Brandon Routh?
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Where’s the video of this stunt?
Horse must have been hypnotized/medicated/ejaculated right before performance to insure compliance with Big Boobs.
when will she realize she looks like a fool?
The horse is ashamed to be a part of this farce.
the producer should have had her ride a Kardashian sister onto the stage – they’re hairier, and have no shame at all.
Whenever my British friends start to go about how much more cultured the UK is, bringing up Katie Price is a good way to end the conversation.
so is she like a really down-market british version of dolly parton or something?
This is the new ad campaign for bestiality.com
The Black Stallion Gets an STD.
Worst sequel ever.
“up on stage” ? for WHAT exactly? What does she DO???
It appears that she “wrote” a “book”.
I dont believe she READ book , let alone WROTE one
Well Katie, how’s it feel being upstaged by Sarah Jessica Parker?
Wait, did I just read she’s launching a book?!!! Title “In the name of love”? Oh how cute, did she draw a bunch of hearts and decided to put a book of pictures together?! Awwwww!
I’m tired of these historical revisionist fantasy novels. That outfit barely looks Russian, and I’m pretty sure Catherine the Great never hung out on the beach.
Zoophilia?
So she fucks the horse “in the name of love”? I don’t get it…
She looks just like a cow on a horse :))))) she’s just horrible!!!
I understand what Fish was trying to say here (and he’s right), but do believe he was drunk when we wrote this…drunker?
When “he” wrote his…
I was trying to mop the vodka off my keyboard when I wrote that.
shes like some sort of fabio-xena
Check the huge cantle!
Made you look it up, didn’t I?
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