Katie Holmes appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire where she talks about handling the day-to-day stress of being a “working mom.” Because Katie Holmes works and raises her kid just like you, ladies. It’s amazing she gets out of bed each morning. Via Celebuzz
“As an actress who is also a mother, you don’t have the luxury of drama.”
When it comes to being there for her daughter, she’s always on the job. “My daughter was with me the other day at a work event and it was a long day,” she says. “I took out some paper and markers that I had in my bag, and someone said to me, ‘Oh, that is so cute,’ and I looked at her and thought, No, this is not cute. This is what all mothers have to do.”
“And then after that, you have to take two, sometimes even five minutes telling whichever nanny is on duty that day – God, it’s always someone new. – what to feed your child for dinner before putting her to bed so you can make a reservation. Yet people have the audacity to call that ‘adorable.’ You want to know what’s adorable? Watching Tom Cruise try to reach the top shelf in the fridge. Raising a child with the option to eat, sleep and/or generally live your life exactly the way it was before they were born without consequence? Not adorable. Back me up, moms.”
[Side Note: Gwyneth Paltrow just came reading this. True story.]
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what is happening in her chestal region?
Normally I’d suggest that she have her husband lay off the tit-fucking, but clearly that’s not the case here.
Tori Spelling
Im more concerned with what she is teaching her daughter here. “”Soon you’ll be making me some more money on the MTV as a Teen mommy. Better start training now!”
I’ve seen those titties before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhLqUwljMhk
The Gift, movie was ok but those tits were tits back then….
She needs some Proactive for that problem.
To be fair her life probably does have some very rough moments.
Imagine what it must be like to have Tom Cruise butt fucking you from behind while yelling “Hey there Ralphie boy!”.
Wait—in your scenario, Tom Cruise is Norton and Katie Holmes is Ralph Kramden? That…wow…there’s so many things wrong with that, I’m not sure where to begin.
Don’t think about it too hard. It might be damaging.
I think she’s probably more worn out from Tom demanding she butt-fuck him with a 14″ strap-on.
They look like utters.
That’d be ‘udders’ there missy!
He means they look utterly disgusting
pretty miserable looking there.
a push up bra woudl do her wonders.
c’mon sicko – Suri is way too young for a push up bra. She does have a nice pert ass, though.
Why so surprised?? Most women carry on as if their lives are so stressful, no matter how mundane they may actually be. Gotta bitch about something. All the time.
Gotta bitch when we have whiney-ass sons like you.
mom boobs. After baby comes out, they fill up all nice like, then they pancake out. Floppy and sad :(
Every time I watch the gift and see how her tits used to be I cry a little.
You kidding me right?
I bet her days do suck. Suri stealing all her high heels and Tom pitching his morning fit from his high chair.
Are you sure that’s not Tom stealing her high heels?
She’s just bending over. Her boobs are fine. No one has actually had sex with a woman who’s been bending over before? Sheesh.
Well, yes. Key being with a woman.
They’re internet commenters. They’ve never had sex with a woman before.
Your mom doesn’t count?
please, not everyone’s boobs look like that even bending down.
Agreed her breasts are just fine.
WHAT ARE THOSE GOOSE BUMPS ON HER CHEST?
Hey, Panda. Who’s your daddy????? Huh, bitch!!
Fucking a baby panda while on the wings of an eagle? I have a similar fantasy of getting analingus from a honey badger while riding a dolphin.
Honey Badger’ll eat right through your ass. Honey Badger don’t give a shit.
I clicked “View Full Size” and a picture of an IHOP came up.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The absolute winner.
To her credit, she really does spend time with her daughter, or at least you see a lot of pictures with them together. Same with Jennifer Garner and her kids, and Gwen Stefani with hers, they seem to actually want to spend time with and raise their kids, in contrast to celebs who leave them with an army of nannies and then drag them out for the occasional photo-op.
Why are her shoulder blades — oh dear god.
I’m sure Tom was sick of that view, which is why he asked Suri to push him.
+1!!!!!
Cmon she has a very hard life. She married a completely gay man and had his children. She is watched 24 hours a day by Scientologists. Her life is basically over since there is no way she’s getting out of this fake marriage.
yeah, I’d believe that. some people think that just because someone is rich, they can’t be miserable. Katie looks miserable since the day she married Tom Cruise. we can all tell. she always looks depressed and helpless. I’m kinda worried. I do believe he has total control over her. and he doesn’t even let her shine and have her own fulfilling career over fears that she will break away from him if she does. all she does is random non-important work and babysit his brat (who already looks insufferable). he should at least let her have an amazing career.
“I’m kinda worried.”
You have issues if you’re worrying about some millionaire. Gee.
Please God or Xenu or whatever *that* article finally comes out one day.
Those are mournful titties.
yea her chest is a saggy mommy chest, but she IS bending over, so thats what happens to women who actually have natural breasts…i know that’s a foreign concept to most of hollywood females. as for her mothering skills, she could be the greatest mother in the world, but the fact that she makes her 4 year old parade around in high hells just makes me dislike her. its like suri is her fashion experiment, not her daughter.
according to what they tell the media – Suri chooses her clothing AND her heels. She also tells Katie what to wear. so hate her for letting her child choose her own clothes if you must.
Suri gets to dress up and then tells her mom to frump around in gray t-shirts and jeans? Bitch.
lol because according to you we should believe all that celebrities tell the media. ive seen dozens of pics of suri carrying her heels in her hand because they were too unbearable to navigate around in. katie holmes dresses like a grandma half the time, so i wouldnt be surprised to hear the kid was picking out her clothing.
oh my god those boobs. I’d rather be flat chested, I swear to god. They look like udders :/ Get a boob job, Katie. I so would. Not that her man cares, but dear God, that’s depressing.
Scientology means “I get to hump endangered species on the top of a bald eagle…*sniff* I wish L. Ron was here”
And this is how South Park came up wiht Sexual Harassment Panda…
I REALLY LIKE THOSE PANTS! wonder what brand they are….
Yeah, but they don’t look half as good on fatties like you. Sorry.
Who the hell are you to call someone else a fatty. Wh0re! How old are you? What the fuck do u look like? fatty, balding, muffintop, RUDE
Wow. They really don’t enforce the “You must be this high to ride this ride” signs anymore, do they?
Who Photoshopped my Grandmother’s tits down her shirt?
C’mon, her life is hard. Hah. Even with the Scientologist weirdos watching 24/7, she knew what she was signing up for. As for the gay, he probably doesn’t touch her, why would he. Suri was a test tube baby all the way. She should try being a single mom or a mom with 3+ kids or a mom who has to live on food stamps and struggle just to feed her kids. That’s tough. Katie doesn’t even carry a bag, so where did these mysterious markers come from – the nanny’s (nannies’) bag. And why was Suri at a work event anyway? Its a work event, not a kids’ event.
Does anyone else think Suri is a boy? Cute kid but she just looks lik
Does anyone else think Suri is a boy? Cute kid but she looks like a boy playing dress up.
Like my closet before laundry day: Empty Hangers.
“Mommy, when I grow up, will I have crazy little floppy micro-tits too?”
So that’s what olive oils boobs look like
Anyone else see a problem with a kid who can wear high heels, but refuses to have her hair washed and brushed?
Oh I’m so sorry thats what you HAVE to do, while spending Tom Cruise’s $400 million. what a fuckup.
I only have two questions here: What the hell happened to her tits, and is that kid wearing heels?
That is all.
The first picture I’ve seen of her looking at him directly, and she looks pissed. Yep, that seems about right.
Are the fine working class folks of Pittsburg just gonna let that pervert fuck a baby panda in front of everybody? Will there be no one to intervene?
People keep arguing with me that she got Tom’s nose and now I say HA.
yee. those are some breasts! -the downside to losing weight.
That’s just sad… really sad…
“Don’t be scared, honey. See? Daddy has to hold the pole, too. Well, he doesn’t have to, but he likes it.”
Even the eagle wants to get out of there.
Uh-oh. The zombies in Pittsburgh have mastered camera-phone capability.
“Look, honey! Mommy’s riding the dragon—get it? No? Well…you’ll get it when you’re older.”
Oh, get over yourself, Katie. What ‘acting’ have you done lately that would make this whole ‘I’m a real mom, just like you peasants’ plausible? She spends a hell of a lot of time shopping and going out for dinner to be anything like the lower orders she is trying to impress with her *ordinariness. She is saying this shit in an interview so that women out there will go back to seeing her short husband as a (gag) sex symbol… or even an actor.
She’s clearly nuts. And her tits are horrible. Get a boob job or go away.
i saw her in the commercial for adam sandler’s Jack & Jill, which looks absolutely terrible. so yeah, i don’t think she’s trying to hard in the acting department if that’s the role she could score.
She’s like the skinny, young, small-breasted version of South Park’s Ms. Chokesondick in that pic.
ahahahahahahha! Ooog, now I feel sick.
Theres always a zombie behind every hollywood couple saying it all with its… i cant even.
The pig just found out he’s next.
I wish i was funny to say something funny about this.
her tits used to be so nice in the gift.
she used to be so hot..nice curvy figure…
and she had a cute face
and now she is all bones and no tits.
and not good looking anymore.
tom cruise has sucked the life and tits out of her.