Katie Holmes’ Life Is Really Hard

October 19th, 2011 // 106 Comments

Katie Holmes appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire where she talks about handling the day-to-day stress of being a “working mom.” Because Katie Holmes works and raises her kid just like you, ladies. It’s amazing she gets out of bed each morning. Via Celebuzz

“As an actress who is also a mother, you don’t have the luxury of drama.”
When it comes to being there for her daughter, she’s always on the job. “My daughter was with me the other day at a work event and it was a long day,” she says. “I took out some paper and markers that I had in my bag, and someone said to me, ‘Oh, that is so cute,’ and I looked at her and thought, No, this is not cute. This is what all mothers have to do.

“And then after that, you have to take two, sometimes even five minutes telling whichever nanny is on duty that day – God, it’s always someone new. – what to feed your child for dinner before putting her to bed so you can make a reservation. Yet people have the audacity to call that ‘adorable.’ You want to know what’s adorable? Watching Tom Cruise try to reach the top shelf in the fridge. Raising a child with the option to eat, sleep and/or generally live your life exactly the way it was before they were born without consequence? Not adorable. Back me up, moms.”

[Side Note: Gwyneth Paltrow just came reading this. True story.]

Photo: Splash News

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  1. juicyfruit

    what is happening in her chestal region?

  2. Cock Dr

    To be fair her life probably does have some very rough moments.
    Imagine what it must be like to have Tom Cruise butt fucking you from behind while yelling “Hey there Ralphie boy!”.

    • TomFrank

      Wait—in your scenario, Tom Cruise is Norton and Katie Holmes is Ralph Kramden? That…wow…there’s so many things wrong with that, I’m not sure where to begin.

    • grobpilot

      I think she’s probably more worn out from Tom demanding she butt-fuck him with a 14″ strap-on.

  3. Steelerchick

    They look like utters.

  4. chaz

    pretty miserable looking there.

  5. just sayin'

    Why so surprised?? Most women carry on as if their lives are so stressful, no matter how mundane they may actually be. Gotta bitch about something. All the time.

  6. maeby

    mom boobs. After baby comes out, they fill up all nice like, then they pancake out. Floppy and sad :(

  7. Drundel

    Every time I watch the gift and see how her tits used to be I cry a little.

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    Roughing is in the bill of rights
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    You kidding me right?

  9. Dude of Dudes

    I bet her days do suck. Suri stealing all her high heels and Tom pitching his morning fit from his high chair.

  10. Ecce

    She’s just bending over. Her boobs are fine. No one has actually had sex with a woman who’s been bending over before? Sheesh.

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    TRUTH
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT ARE THOSE GOOSE BUMPS ON HER CHEST?

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    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Panda. Who’s your daddy????? Huh, bitch!!

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    Sooo wrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking a baby panda while on the wings of an eagle? I have a similar fantasy of getting analingus from a honey badger while riding a dolphin.

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    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    I clicked “View Full Size” and a picture of an IHOP came up.

  15. Frank Burns

    To her credit, she really does spend time with her daughter, or at least you see a lot of pictures with them together. Same with Jennifer Garner and her kids, and Gwen Stefani with hers, they seem to actually want to spend time with and raise their kids, in contrast to celebs who leave them with an army of nannies and then drag them out for the occasional photo-op.

  16. Why are her shoulder blades — oh dear god.

  17. star droppings

    I’m sure Tom was sick of that view, which is why he asked Suri to push him.

  18. SSHGuru

    Cmon she has a very hard life. She married a completely gay man and had his children. She is watched 24 hours a day by Scientologists. Her life is basically over since there is no way she’s getting out of this fake marriage.

    • V

      yeah, I’d believe that. some people think that just because someone is rich, they can’t be miserable. Katie looks miserable since the day she married Tom Cruise. we can all tell. she always looks depressed and helpless. I’m kinda worried. I do believe he has total control over her. and he doesn’t even let her shine and have her own fulfilling career over fears that she will break away from him if she does. all she does is random non-important work and babysit his brat (who already looks insufferable). he should at least let her have an amazing career.

      • .............................

        “I’m kinda worried.”

        You have issues if you’re worrying about some millionaire. Gee.

    • Deryn

      Please God or Xenu or whatever *that* article finally comes out one day.

  19. Those are mournful titties.

  20. lily

    yea her chest is a saggy mommy chest, but she IS bending over, so thats what happens to women who actually have natural breasts…i know that’s a foreign concept to most of hollywood females. as for her mothering skills, she could be the greatest mother in the world, but the fact that she makes her 4 year old parade around in high hells just makes me dislike her. its like suri is her fashion experiment, not her daughter.

    • crystal

      according to what they tell the media – Suri chooses her clothing AND her heels. She also tells Katie what to wear. so hate her for letting her child choose her own clothes if you must.

      • Deryn

        Suri gets to dress up and then tells her mom to frump around in gray t-shirts and jeans? Bitch.

      • lily

        lol because according to you we should believe all that celebrities tell the media. ive seen dozens of pics of suri carrying her heels in her hand because they were too unbearable to navigate around in. katie holmes dresses like a grandma half the time, so i wouldnt be surprised to hear the kid was picking out her clothing.

  21. V

    oh my god those boobs. I’d rather be flat chested, I swear to god. They look like udders :/ Get a boob job, Katie. I so would. Not that her man cares, but dear God, that’s depressing.

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    Lena
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    Scientology means “I get to hump endangered species on the top of a bald eagle…*sniff* I wish L. Ron was here”

  23. Katie Holmes Working Mom Tom Cruise Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is how South Park came up wiht Sexual Harassment Panda…

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    pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I REALLY LIKE THOSE PANTS! wonder what brand they are….

    • fashionadviser

      Yeah, but they don’t look half as good on fatties like you. Sorry.

      • ashole

        Who the hell are you to call someone else a fatty. Wh0re! How old are you? What the fuck do u look like? fatty, balding, muffintop, RUDE

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    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. They really don’t enforce the “You must be this high to ride this ride” signs anymore, do they?

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    RickyLong
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    Who Photoshopped my Grandmother’s tits down her shirt?

  27. memnoch666shedevil

    C’mon, her life is hard. Hah. Even with the Scientologist weirdos watching 24/7, she knew what she was signing up for. As for the gay, he probably doesn’t touch her, why would he. Suri was a test tube baby all the way. She should try being a single mom or a mom with 3+ kids or a mom who has to live on food stamps and struggle just to feed her kids. That’s tough. Katie doesn’t even carry a bag, so where did these mysterious markers come from – the nanny’s (nannies’) bag. And why was Suri at a work event anyway? Its a work event, not a kids’ event.

  28. M

    Does anyone else think Suri is a boy? Cute kid but she just looks lik

  29. M

    Does anyone else think Suri is a boy? Cute kid but she looks like a boy playing dress up.

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    Toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    Like my closet before laundry day: Empty Hangers.

  31. FruitLoop

    “Mommy, when I grow up, will I have crazy little floppy micro-tits too?”

  32. So_so

    So that’s what olive oils boobs look like

  33. Barbie

    Anyone else see a problem with a kid who can wear high heels, but refuses to have her hair washed and brushed?

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    Brad Hallston
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    Oh I’m so sorry thats what you HAVE to do, while spending Tom Cruise’s $400 million. what a fuckup.

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    Quijibo
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    I only have two questions here: What the hell happened to her tits, and is that kid wearing heels?

    That is all.

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    Deryn
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    The first picture I’ve seen of her looking at him directly, and she looks pissed. Yep, that seems about right.

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    Cock Dr
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    Are the fine working class folks of Pittsburg just gonna let that pervert fuck a baby panda in front of everybody? Will there be no one to intervene?

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    People keep arguing with me that she got Tom’s nose and now I say HA.

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    VIcki
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    yee. those are some breasts! -the downside to losing weight.

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    Josh
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    That’s just sad… really sad…

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t be scared, honey. See? Daddy has to hold the pole, too. Well, he doesn’t have to, but he likes it.”

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    TomFrank
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    Even the eagle wants to get out of there.

  43. Katie Holmes Working Mom Tom Cruise Suri Cruise
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh-oh. The zombies in Pittsburgh have mastered camera-phone capability.

  44. Katie Holmes Working Mom Tom Cruise Suri Cruise
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, honey! Mommy’s riding the dragon—get it? No? Well…you’ll get it when you’re older.”

  45. browny

    Oh, get over yourself, Katie. What ‘acting’ have you done lately that would make this whole ‘I’m a real mom, just like you peasants’ plausible? She spends a hell of a lot of time shopping and going out for dinner to be anything like the lower orders she is trying to impress with her *ordinariness. She is saying this shit in an interview so that women out there will go back to seeing her short husband as a (gag) sex symbol… or even an actor.

    She’s clearly nuts. And her tits are horrible. Get a boob job or go away.

    • mrsmass

      i saw her in the commercial for adam sandler’s Jack & Jill, which looks absolutely terrible. so yeah, i don’t think she’s trying to hard in the acting department if that’s the role she could score.

  46. MJB

    She’s like the skinny, young, small-breasted version of South Park’s Ms. Chokesondick in that pic.

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    oohlilit
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    Theres always a zombie behind every hollywood couple saying it all with its… i cant even.

  48. Katie Holmes Working Mom Tom Cruise Suri Cruise
    oohlilit
    Commented on this photo:

    The pig just found out he’s next.

  49. Katie Holmes Working Mom Tom Cruise Suri Cruise
    oohlilit
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish i was funny to say something funny about this.

  50. her tits used to be so nice in the gift.
    she used to be so hot..nice curvy figure…
    and she had a cute face

    and now she is all bones and no tits.
    and not good looking anymore.

    tom cruise has sucked the life and tits out of her.

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